Celicni, The Journeyman Scrivener

Member Since

4/23/2014

Last Activity

10/16/2025 11:43 AM

EXP Points

2,236

Post Count

826

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

19 wins / 11 losses

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Hello. I got hit by a car.

"Don't tell anyone, but I think it's kind of funny that Celicni got hit by a car." -Sherbet

"Everyone thinks that's funny." -EndMaster

"I didn't think it was funny until I talked to him more." -Mizal

"Can someone run this motherfucker over again?" -hetero_malk

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Winner of Endmaster's Myth and Religion contest with Slavic Pagans! Given by BerkaZerka on 09/06/2022 - To shreds you say? Given by EndMaster on 08/25/2022 - For your contributions to the site

Storygames

Slavic Pagans

The wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle there's no coming back
Fight or fall

You're about to experience that firsthand, as you and the other members of your Slavic tribe are a part of an Avar-led attack force currently heading towards Singidunum.

Don't these fools realize that they're attempting the impossible? The Byzantine fortress has not been breached in 39 years, so why do you have to do this? All you ever wanted was to learn more about gods and religion, Slavic and otherwise.



As far as you're concerned, the rest of them can go die in vain... this may just be the opportunity you were looking for, to change your life from the ground up, and learn more about the gods.

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Entry for EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest.

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This is a prequel to my other game, Vincha. It is not required that you read that one first, as this game is standalone, but you will enjoy the story more, and recognize some of the characters.

Just as was the case in Vincha, consider the world this game takes place in to be quite similar to what ours was like in the early middle ages. Except, of course, with the inclusion of many fantastical and mythological creatures, as well as magic.

As with all of my stories, pay attention to the maturity level. There are many difficult subjects explored in the story.

There are some (optional) world-building and historical links here and there. They will be recognizable by the fact your character will think, recall, or consider the topic at hand. If you're interested in the world, Slavic mythology, or some history of the Byzantine Empire, you may want to check them out.

Any references to Swedish metal bands, obscure German browser games, Japanese light novels, American sitcoms, or anything else are completely intentional.

Finally, there are 7 different endings. As the story is much shorter than I originally intended, I heavily recommend you try reaching them all. Each one will provide you with some information not mentioned in the other endings.

Your score represents the ending you got. Deaths not marked as an ending get a score of -1, except one special death ending that gets 69.


Vincha

Facing a new threat from the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you.

Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?

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Entry for Endmaster's Edgelord contest #2.

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I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

You can consider the world to be similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.


What a Terrible World

A great Empire, slowly falling apart due to the mysterious and deadly plague... but you don't care about that. You have your own problems.

The world just keeps kicking you in the tender bits. Your entire life has been shit, and you're not going to take it anymore. Well, you aren't going to take anything anymore, as you are going to kill yourself.

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However, fate has another plan in store for you. Will you take the opportunity presented before you by a mysterious eldritch creature? And will you lose yourself along the way? Dealing with the devil never pays off... but perhaps?

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Entry for Endmaster's prompt contest.

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Note: The story includes a lot of dark humor, harsh language, violence, racism, rape depictions and suicide attempts. If such is not your cup of tea, stay away.

Your actions will influence the protagonist's thoughts and view of the world, as well as the actions he will automatically take, outside of your choices. Before you complain about him being a monster or a racist, consider whether you made him become so.

If you get a titled epilogue, consider that a win, even if it sucks for the protagonist. There are 5 to find. Some are rather easy to obtain, while the others can be a bit more difficult. Try to find the "good" and the "best" endings.

More than half the fucked up shit that the protagonist talks about in the beginning actually happened to the author, so you can have a fun guessing game of which is true, and which is made up.

If you believe you spotted a reference to something, be it a light novel or a totally random flash game, you did.

And remember: The higher your score, the worse person you are.


Happy Camping Trip
unpublished

You go on a happy camping trip with your friends where absolutely nothing bad will ever happen!


Vincha (Original)
unpublished

The original Vincha, in all of its rushed 2-day binge-writing glory.

You should probably read the updated version instead, this is just there to preserve the original.

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Beset by the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you. Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?

I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

The world is similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.


Recent Posts

Black, Female or Gay? on 10/14/2025 5:04:40 PM

Upon now becoming even older and wiser, I am choosing

Straight white male -> Gay white male

I don't wanna be a nigger, and being gay would mean I don't have to put up with women.


CYS Mafia: Troll Attack (Game 2) on 10/13/2025 6:34:19 PM

I've played these on various forums, people are usually more talkative and role claim. Silence only helps the trolls imo.


CYS Mafia: Troll Attack (Game 1) on 10/12/2025 7:39:18 AM

That's awesome! I read your notes now, very entertaining. See @Mystic_Warrior someone did in fact consider malk framing himself to make him seem innocent.

I considered it for a bit initially, too, but forgot about it later.


CYS Mafia: Troll Attack (Game 1) on 10/12/2025 7:34:07 AM

Thank you for hosting this, Mystic. Absolute pleasure.

I'm actually kinda sad that the triggered troll ability blocked last words. I would've been on the fucking edge weighing the option of "are will and cavus trolls in cahoots" if there was the possibility ben or suranna were the triggered troll.

I think the Will and Cavus alliance definitely made the job near impossible for the trolls. Cavus is definitely a great player, would play with again.

One thing I haven't seen anyone bring up: As per the rules in the original thread, this is not "classic" mafia. The trolls can win by either killing all the CYStians or all the mods. If they got lucky, the game could be over very quickly, as they only need to kill 3 targets. The CYStian team is definitely on the more survivable side.

Don't understand why people were against reviving cat. It was highly likely she was the noob CYStian (couldn't have been either the chaotic mod or the triggered troll's abilities, there would be more than 1 death, meaning unless she was the productive CYStian that challenged a CYStian/Mod to thunderdome (a very stupid thing to do on night 1) and the trolls targeted the apathetic CYStian she was definitely a good role, and her death message implied she was the noob), which would give us a lot of valuable info day 2 (Cat + one good role that she knows which she could reveal at any time).

Not sure how balanced this game is, or how much role luck played. Would need to play more games to see.

I think something that could possibly be implemented is to "mandate" people to only post in the thread (except for the trolls), because the game seemed very "dead" at times despite plenty of stuff happening behind the scenes. Hell, pretty much half the game happened in DMs. Not sure what people's thoughts on that are.


CYS Mafia: Troll Attack (Game 1) on 10/9/2025 4:40:28 PM

I agree with everything Will said.

Vote Malk.

Resurrect Cavus (just in case Malk somehow is not the troll).


Stargirl Rising on 10/6/2025 4:06:01 PM

I noticed her to be unusually funny as of recently. Makes sense. Congrats stargirl.


Ratings on 10/6/2025 9:58:25 AM

If you're gonna rate, do whatever, but I don't think (barring unique circumstances such as it being a really really long game) anyone should be leaving a review without reading most of the game. Don't expect you to go through every nook and cranny, but you should go through all the major "paths" if such exist.

 

1/8 - fuck this and fuck you

2/8 - you tried, you failed, the lesson is, never try

3/8 - I felt pity for you

4/8 - okay story I did not enjoy too much for one reason or another

5/8 - either a REALLY good story I personally just found boring, or something middling that fits my niche

6/8 - either an "objectively" good story I didn't click with, or a lesser story which is filled with stuff I like

7/8 - good and entertained me personally by being full of stuff I like

8/8 - Endmaster, meme games, and the occasional actual story that I loved.

 

I tend to give out 5's and 6's the most I think, followed by 8's for meme games.

 

And as for pet peeves? Well, grammar/spelling mistakes. Come on, we have spellcheck, we have grammarly, you can proofread your shit before you post it. Will genuinely knock off 2 or 3 points for this. And I don't mean if you have the occasional slip up, of course, everyone has those. I'm talking consistent errors on every page.


Blister doesn't explain it at all on 10/5/2025 7:32:59 PM

When are we getting IP bans on this site?


Books With Female Protagonists on 10/5/2025 7:21:22 PM

Damn that bible book sound pretty based, maybe I should read it.


Books With Female Protagonists on 10/5/2025 7:32:25 AM

Lmao, nice one.