Blunder Brain Bob Baldwin of Baltimore In: No Escape

Player Rating4.58/8

"#313 overall, #18 for 2001"
based on 174 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 2,390 times (finished 254)

Story Difficulty3/8

"trek through the forest"

Play Length3/8

"A nice jog down the driveway"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.


Your name is Bob Baldwin. Due to your extreme incompetance, you are trapped in a prison in an unkown location and your task is to escape.

Along the way, you will find clues as to why your unfortunate situation came about.

Player Comments

Very impressive, I found this to be a rather enjoyable adventure. The writing was clever and I couldn't find any faults in it. Also, great use of pictures, I liked the variety and they were also used in good fashion. From what I read, everything seemed to flow quite well and make sense in the context of the story, which also had it's genuine moments of humor.

From a technical sense, this story does well in most aspects. I think that there's a good mix of game and dialogue here, as there's definitely enough of both to keep one entertained, at least in my case.

Also, I liked the variety of choices that were presented in this game, there was never a dull moment because of that fact. This game definitely impressed me. And as for the overall difficulty, it wasn't too hard and the only challenge that I found was trying to achieve the 'best' ending I could that would explain how the protagonist found their self to be in their predicament.

All things considered, this is a decent quality game. One I wouldn't have much issue with in recommending others to experience, so good work!
-- TharaApples on 2/17/2017 9:22:18 PM with a score of 0
I believe the story possesses an excellent sense of humor. It reminds me of a friend of mine. The pictures really add to the effect. Am I correct in assuming you took them in a local high school?
-- Sir_Lancegalawain on 11/25/2006 8:08:50 PM with a score of 0
Not brilliant, but pretty funny. Its a spoof of more cheesy fantasy games, so if you don't think you have the right sense of humour, press back now
-- Paul on 1/7/2006 6:56:53 AM with a score of 0
Very good
I liked the Monty python reference with the rabbit.
-- Robert on 9/18/2017 1:04:09 PM with a score of 0
I don't think I'll be ingesting my daily champagne for a while...

Great writing on this one. It's an escape game that entertains AND provides you with many choices (though many do end up as deaths).

Seeing as my character ended up waking from a dream, I do not have any idea as to the background behind the weird place I "woke up" in, but surely an explanation IS there...probably.

Cents are absolutely worth spending on this. 6/8.
-- AgentX on 2/18/2017 8:27:35 AM with a score of 0
Fun... And the pictures were entertaining too
-- ang1019 on 8/8/2015 5:45:10 PM with a score of 0
Haha. This is weird, but funny!
-- ThePinkPanther on 4/17/2015 11:15:18 AM with a score of 0
That was quick! I guess thats a lesson in decision making practices....I need to work on that.
-- Kitty on 11/28/2014 7:09:16 PM with a score of 0
Amazing... God himself plays this.
-- Malkalack on 7/21/2014 8:52:32 PM with a score of 0
How do you beat this game??
-- ck23838 on 6/28/2013 11:24:22 PM with a score of 0
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