Player Comments on The Wal*Mart Game!

This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)

pretty good, i just want the uber ending to come up

This game ate up about two hours of my life. I figured some stuff out and got pretty far, but then I realized that I didn't want to keep losing everything I had and starting over at such a far point, so I cheated a bit and used a walkthrough.
It's funny, but getting to the "under construction" UberEnding was WAY easier than the Cool Ending...
This was a really well-thought-out game and was fun to play! Too bad it didn't help me get my homework done, though... :/

This is the first time i played this and i got the lame ending... btw, this is the best adventure game i've ever played!

I counted three hours of work on this one

really awesome and i liked your thinking of the touristes

It was awesome

It was wonderful! Great story, great strategy and I loved the great ending!

I wonder how many people used the walkthrough, and how many people were too stubborn to and sat at the computer for three hours and died repeatedly... :)

This storygame was AMAZING! It's inspired me to make my own modern adventure!

Awesome game! I heard the whispering and unlocked the key, but it still says the UberEnding is under construction (after two years?). Otherwise, it's really fun to play!

Loved it. So much. First try I got the UberEnding (although I admit I've watched my brother play this game for days on end beofre finally using the walkthrough, and I have an idenic memory, so I wonder if that couts as cheating.)

Yay! I finished with the cool ending! I used the Walk-Thru quite a few times though.

lol, I got the lame ending on first try. Anyway, nice game!

interesting game...certainly never played anything like that before.

Awesome!!! thanks for the cheat sheet, my first time through I got killed

The game was super fun and funny. It is quite hard, but hey that's what adds to the fun. There were a few spelling mistakes, but it wasn't a big deal. All in all, I loved the game. You should make a sequel, like at Target or the mall.

Ha very fun! Not an idea for a story that i could have ever thought of! :)

cool but I still wish I oculd find out how to get the uber ending.

that was fun

AWE-SOME!

i got the uber ending

It was a good game ( I rated it 8). A little bit long, (heck, a lot bit long,) but it was good. Keep it up, thatguy!

I BEAT THIS! Without trying to spoil the whole thing, All i'm gonig to say is: "And now, the news..."

A fun and funny game!

Good: The story is good and there are many choices to choose from. I liked the radio controlled car and disguise tricks!
Bad: Not enough clues given on how or when to use the items.
Ugly: I spent hours trying things: seemed to have gone everywhere and gotten everything even the Loading Dock location, but none of the other items seemed to do anything and I couldn't figure out how to use them. So I settled for the Lame Ending :(

The spelling errors made me groan at times, and there was a single glitch with the links... But overall, it's a very well-made game! :D

Wow, that was pretty fun. Can't wait to see the Uber Ending though.

I got the LAME ending becuase i felt like it :S

AWESOME GAME I had to use the Walk-thru the wole way, but the game itself was AWESOME! BTW, what IS Formula L?

Great game. Was challenging but not impossible.

z0mg, I had to use to walkthrough! This took me FOREVER to do, even with the walkthrough.

First of all really terrific game. But i marked this game down for some reasons. I understand why there's useless stuff scattered about, but one thing that irked me was WHYYY you couldn't just keep the terrorist uniform on. seriously, think about it. it would make getting things alot easier. Another thing, I disliked the repition clicking in the end. Keeping the terrorist uniform on would've halte some of that. Also, you should've been able to give the guy the bomb materials right when you guys are planning to make a distraction,. Just having to mindlessly reclick through is not fun. also, minus points for making me click 3 times through the lawn garden place to get the final bomb.really? after all the times you made us go to that place, you're making us sweat MORE for the final bomb? once wouldve been enough.good game thoguh overall, im very impressesed and had alotta fun^_^ Kudos!

Nice one. Would prefer something more serious with deeper background story, though.

AWESOME!

Pure insanity of Wal*Mart-ness! Please make a sequel where terrorists hijack a Target or something!!!

I finished it, and not with the lame ending!!! I mean, I cheated but I finished it!:)

FINALLY FINISHED IT
It was the lame ending, but still... at least I completed all the modern adventures now :)

HOW DO YOU GET THE UBER ENDING??

Really good. There are a lot of options, and fun for a while.

The lame ending. I can't seem to find any other. I think i got close once, but I simply can't find that walkthrough link... oh well.

Whoo, that was pretty awesome. :3
I got stumped a bit though xD Yay walk-through! And thank the cyber gods for the back button!

There's also a glitch where you can restart with all your goodies to get more by going for another pipe after you already have one, but pretty sure all this stuff is mostly useless anyway :D You don't get doubles, you can just collect, like, all the magazines xD

Kind of a fun and witty game overall. ^^

I loved it, one problem. My first time through it said I had unlocked the key to the Uber ending! And then told me it was under construction. Please get that fixed soon!

I can't think of anything better to do than go to Wall Mart because I'm playing a game where I'm going to Wall Mart? Well, if I selected not to go to Wall Mart and obviously haven't gone to Wall Mart, then it's not a game about Wall Mart yet, at least not for me. Great game though, loved it.

That took forever, but I finally got it. Poor RC car...

So much fun!

this was fun! yeah i used the hints, but what was the spy ear for? the uberending? hmmmm 5/8

holy crap THAT WAS AWSOME OSI WANT TO HAVE THE UBERENDINGN HURRY MAKING IT

plz make that uber ending

Awesome! I love this game. However, I want the UberEnding! I figured the beginning of that out before I even began the normal ending. I got the spy ear and heard the whispered plea for help. Then, I saw the message that the UberEnding wasn't available. Grr. But then I figured out the rest and all was well. :D

You should make this into a movie!

My mistake in the last comment. You use the SPY EAR on the "Toys" Page, and it can't be done before the Lame Ending, because you need the two quarters for the vending machines at the exit.

I wish the sticker guy, the RC car, and my 3rd Eye could have been saved, though...

This was amazing. I had to use the walkthrough, but I got all three endings! (Although one doesn't work and never will)
The Uber Ending is actually waaaaaaay easier than the cool/great ending (forgot what its called), and can actually be done BEFORE the lame ending. Get the FRS radio and use it in the toy department. That's all.

This game was AWESOME!!! I want the UberEnd now, though. I saw both Lame ends, but I had to use the guide on finishing the normal way :( I had almost all of the items, but couldn't tie it together. Oh, well, it was still so cool. GLITCH: When you are in the plumbing section, if you choose the bottom option (something like "Maybe I'll go do something else..."), you get taken back to the start screen, but with all your items. I used that to use the guide and not have to restart. I loved the game, 10/10, 8/8, whatever, it ruled. I have one complaint: In the normal end, the greeter who gave you your sticker is never found! I fought to save the people, and they get rid of everyones favorite. I literally almost cried when they said the old greeter couldn't be found :(

the best of the best

HOLY CARP, GET THE UBERENDING DONE!!!!!!!!! It is when you use the Spy ear in the toys section

Really, really hard to get through. But fun...

i spent ages on this to figure it out how to get the best ending i got the uberending fist but it was still under construction. then i got the lame ending. And i couldn't figure out how to get the best ending i did what everyone else would do. WALK-THRU!

Great Game!!! Very fun
That was realy hard!!!
My first try is only Lame Ending:(

8/8. Great game! I only got the Lame Ending, though...

A 7 that would have been an Eight had the Uber ending been available. Cmon git er done! Great story.

its was awesome, confusing and hard...... i had to look at walk-thru bout 200 times

Jeez, that was HARD! But it was very very fun, complicated, and well written. My favorite part was what you had to do at the end - if anyone wants to find out, play it for yourself. This is a wonderful game, and you are wonderful at making games. It was a bit too diffucult, but in the end, I still gave it 8/8. :D

This game was awesome.

GIVE UBER ENDING WALKTHROUGH, ive tried multiple ideas on how to find out about that fomula l or some shit. but MANG you gotta give it. ITS WAY HARD

It's so hard that I just couldn't give you an 8. You made me have a stroke, you know. :)

Good game. Not the most interesting story but it worked well. Was very much like the old Adventure games.

It was a good game, but a little confusing at times. I liked the premise (why else would i be playing this?), but it could have been improved a bit.

This is a fantastic game.

Couldn't have been better.

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS HARD I just spent the last hour getting the cool ending, you think tht would be 15,000 lame endings, thank GOD I'm done.

Totally awesome. Realistic use of items, funny all the way through, playing it really brought the terrorist infested Wal*Mart alive!

this game is hard snd confusing you should go in steps and have more etailed walkthrough

The Wal*Mart Game= Awesome!

I could see a few spots where the game could've been put together better, but this is an extraordinary accomplishment. Very difficult to complete! I'm looking forward to the Uber Ending!

Great game...I think I got the middle ending.

:D

"Sigh" thatguy. dont say you have a UBERending if you DONT HAVE ONE!

What can I say? It's fun, it's witty, it's one of the reasons I came to the site

Whoa that was hard! I can't wait to hear the rest of the story!

This was interesting. Would have been nice to see the Uber-ending, though.

I mus be stupid because that was hard even after reading the walkthough.

A brilliant game. It took some time to beat though, and was a bit repeditive going through the Lawn and Garden section all the time.

That was Awesome!

The Wal*Mart Game rules!! This is the best using-items-to-solve-puzzles game I've seen yet! Will the Uber Ending ever be fixed?

In the TOT TOYS page, I think it would be fun taking a rattle or rubber fire truck and chucking it at a terrorist's head, but the game is made and will remain that way forever.

Try to fix the Uber Ending! I got the cool ending!

Wow, good game. I only got the lame ending

Played it again. Good use of items and variables. Interesting story.

i got the lame ending but i dont care lol. totally complex game. i like it.

Great story, but you need the walk through in order to win. You should have put the hardness, "mosie through a minefield

I am speechless at how incredible this game is with its storyline too...

This was one hard core game!

Great, fun, and exciting game. I felt like I was saving Wal-Mart. Sam would be proud of me.

This is the best game on this site. Well done.

WOW!!! That was hard to do. :) It was rather entertaining. Good job! :)

man you rilly need to let people see their score while im playing

VERY AMAZING! I got the cool ending by getting EVERYTHING THE GAME HAS AS AN ITEM. Last time I omly got some stuff and got the lame ending

veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy long good game though

some of the game makes no sense but it is fun allaround

Cool game, but I did not get to see the uber ending. Oh well, let me know when it's fixed, and I'll use my spy ear to get into the playhouse, ha,ha. Also, I was surprised you didn't make the user have to find all 3 quarters before giving up the spy ear after 2. Guess you have to do that just in case they buy some runts...

Hahaha, that was great. How do I get to the uber-ending?

That......Was.......AWESOME!!!!!!
Thanx to the trusty walkthru...lol

That was AWESOME!!! I think that maybe you could make something happen with the junky 3rd eye or the smiley sticker, say giving them to a little kid so she won't cry and blow your cover =D But, anyway, it was awesome!!!

That took way too long. I couldn't figure out how to use most of the items. But still entertaining.

This Game is the greatest game ever made by man! Play it! Right now! Go on, click "Play this game"! That's right, I'm watching you! Do it, already! Oh, and if you get stuck, use the walkthrough. Handy tip: If you don't want to erase your current game by opening the walkthrough, open the walkthrough on another computer, or open the walkthrough first and cut and paste it to microsoft word in case you'll need it later!

The coolest game I have ever played!

Yeah i finally win this game using the racing car to get pass the emergency exit!

yeah! that was a great game, the best so far, i got the lame ending, but i actually thought the lame ending was kind of freaky, and funny, i guess no one cares about wal-mart after all.

Great Game! It was just SO SO much fun! AMke more games soon!

Very Hardand there goes 3 hours of my life but I think it was great game.

WOW THIS GAME is the best game i ever played! i evan won it (with the walkthru of chorse)wow thatguy you did i really did a good job i now see why you won 1st place FOR IMAGINATION!!! THATGUY I MUST CONGRADURATE YOU!!! 3 CHEERS FOR THATGUY!! HIP-HIP HOORAY HIP-HIP HOORAY HIP HIP HOORAAAYY!!!

Pretty cool; shame that the ultra-cool ending was never made.

What!! You only got a hundred dollars for this masterpeice! Had it been up to me, you'd have gotten $1,000! At minimum! This is easily the best game on the entire site! ON CORE! This one must have taken forever, but if you would, this site could use more of your work!

FIX. THE. UBER. ENDING. NOW!

it was easy and im only 11!!!!!

What an entertaining game... lots to discover and do. I especially like the path to the Uberending, though I wish I could have seen it! Thanks!

What an awesome way to kill a couple hours. I must say I am disappointed that the uberending doesn't work, cos I got it, and then had to hit the back button to get the lame ending. how do you get the cool ending? i swear i have every damn item in the WalMart. I'd like to be able to use the porkrinds and swanky suit, too.<br><br>Sometimes, on Sunday, I like to go to the West Memphis SuperWalMart, which is in Arkansas. It reminds me that the human race has no future. Now I will have elaborate fantasies about terrorists when I feel the need to do some serious shopping.<br><br>RAWK!

Really great game!

Great game! I got the lame ending, but now I'll try for the good one.

It was so hard awesome game up until I couldn't figure it out, I had to look at the walk through because I didn't get the bomb option until I got canola oil and yeast but I had everything else. I'd loved the game but I got suggesdtions it was too hard,

Love that bomb bit. Otherwise, fun game to play

Great game, my man! I can see that a TON of work went into this.<br>Got the cool ending. How about a walkthrough for the uber-ending, or at least some tips?<br><br>

Now this is an excellent game. Kudos to you for actually being able to come up with something this involved.

A very challenging game but once i worked it out it was quite easy

THE LAME ENDING! WHAT! Anyway, great game, really difficult! It took me about 2 hours to finish. I had fun!

Well, I got the okay ending. I REALLY wish I could figure out what all I need to do to get the best. The big thing is that most of the items I found were never used. Oh well. I can see how this game won first prize in that contest!

The best game on the sight. Glad it won the contest.<br><br>I beat it finally!

Won it again<br><br>woohoo<br><br>i love playing this game<br><br><br>Congrats on winning the contest. This reelly is the best game!

Extremely wicked game!<br>Now i finally know why its a nominee (lol).<br>This game is wicked.<br>I got the Cool Ending

Still #1 in my book, next to Lodin's Quest, of course ;-)

Okay got the cool ending... need to get the uber ending. will do it!

We'll I have to admit this one is tough. I have ben playing it for over an hour and can't still get the cool ending. Got to settle fo the lame one this time.

Just the Cool Ending! How the !#$@ do I get the uberEnding? Holy Carp (hehe), this is an insanely awesome game.

Hey thatguy! WOW! THIS GAME ROCKS! When finished it has potential definately to be the best game on the site. I think i tried every possible alternative but only got the &#34;lame&#34; ending. so im not sure if i missed something or not! Hopefully the game is finished in time for the contest cause you're a definate competitor!! Thanks for a GREAT game!

This game is so friggen sweet I almost crapped my pants. Good gawd! It's pretty difficult though, I can't seem to get anything but the Lame Ending. Better luck to you