Writing a 500-word story segment every week for the entire new year.

My resolution is to regain the fun I used to get from writing. Nowadays it's just so... boring. There's no passion involved.

Any way to get a story title that's already used on another story? The story in question was unpublished for having too low a rating, yet, as it still exists, prevents me from using the same title.

Santa gives him coal, he thinks it's a sign that America's future is in the coal industry.

likewise. I feel like the majority of our interactions on this site have ended up this way.

and, fuck. Now I'm the irrational, unreasonable one

fuck you

stop trying to be reasonable. It's . . . ugh. I'm not the irrational one in any of these conversations, you are. If you want to be reasonable, go fuck yourself. I'm not unreasonable. I'm the calm one. You're not.

Quaylon5's alt. Changed my name because I disliked it. EndMaster talked about it in the December Contest thread.

I also dicked around with the editor features a bit. None of the games on that account are serious.

A. Blindly enjoying yourself is called masturbation.

B. Being an asshole and enjoying it will only lead people to abandon you, thereby leaving you sad, lonely, and jaded. You're already jaded, obviously, so there's only two more left on the list.

Hey, if you want to be sad, lonely, and jaded your entire life, that's your humbug.