This is a VERY long story. VERY, VERY long. And there are barely any links, so be prepared for a ton of reading.

This is my story, and I would like some respect. I may over exaggerate, so don't judge. I just wanted to write something, and the only thing I could think of was to write my story. So, go on. Read it.

Necromancers! We will stop you in the name of Alexp!

Make it the story of a brave penguinite and his struggle against strawberry pudding.

I just copy and paste when necessary.

Then who gets it?

So has the trophy been retrieved from the cheater yet?