speakno3vil, The Wordsmith
26, Godless heathen, professional slacker, male.
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.-- Howard Kandel.
I've got a secret can you keep it
like a locket in your pocket,
gonna take this one to the grave.
I know you wont tell the things that I've said,
cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.
You are Tom Mcfacepunch An ordinary citizen until his lover is kidnapped. Now it's a race against time in this action packed, explosion filled satire of every action movie!
Will you make it out alive? Random comedic and horrifying, like a lollipop you dropped on the ground.
Recent PostsIdeas? on 9/6/2013 6:01:28 AM
One man, one donkey, all explosions!
How long? on 9/6/2013 5:56:36 AM
Thanks for the suggestion, i tend to fly by the seat of my pants when i write.
How long? on 9/5/2013 5:01:17 AM
I just got out of a relationship so i have all the time i need to write! that might be a good thing, i think... hmmm
How long? on 9/4/2013 7:15:40 PM
That happened to me yesterday, i almost want a co-author, but i don't know if the humor will match up.
How long? on 9/4/2013 7:11:38 PM
Yeah, my fingers are on fire.
How long? on 9/4/2013 7:05:57 PM
It's getting pretty bloated from all the options, it's going to take forever, i'm trying to do at least 2 pages a day now.
How long? on 9/4/2013 6:53:59 PM
How long does it normally take to write a story game? I've been working on one on and off for about a year. I just want to see how long it took you guy's to finish some of your games.
Fav series/book on 9/4/2013 2:00:03 PM
The Dune series has all the intrigue anyone should need.
Just saying Hey on 9/4/2013 12:14:05 PM
Ohhh, it's like you're dating now!
I'm new... on 9/2/2013 12:30:02 PM
Hi, welcome to the site! I enjoy most of the stories here, give the wall*mart game a try!