You are Tom Mcfacepunch An ordinary citizen until his lover is kidnapped. Now it's a race against time in this action packed, explosion filled satire of every action movie!

 Will you make it out alive? Random comedic and horrifying, like a lollipop you dropped on the ground.

Violence,Gore,Sex, Humor

One man, one donkey, all explosions!

Thanks for the suggestion, i tend to fly by the seat of my pants when i write.

I just got out of a relationship so i have all the time i need to write! that might be a good thing, i think... hmmm 

That happened to me yesterday, i almost want a co-author, but i don't know if the humor will match up.

Yeah, my fingers are on fire. 

It's getting pretty bloated from all the options, it's going to take forever, i'm trying to do at least 2 pages a day now.

How long does it normally take to write a story game? I've been working on one on and off for about a year. I just want to see how long it took you guy's to finish some of your games.

The Dune series has all the intrigue anyone should need.

Ohhh, it's like you're dating now!

Hi, welcome to the site! I enjoy most of the stories here, give the wall*mart game a try!