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I, ArrowzworrA, am coming to the public to request ideas. Any ideas for a complete piece of shit of a storygame? Post them here!

I'm sure anything you can come up with will top all of our ideas by a mile.

If you promise to give me coauthor credit, I have a story called Troll (name can be changed) that I can give you. It's got an explosions section, a "cex" section, and an unfinished trolling section in a separate storygame. It's at http://chooseyourstory.com/story/troll~21 in all caps and glorious misspellings.

=\ Ah... you need a complete piece of shit story? Sorry, fresh out.

You could alwats make an incompletable game, one that goes to the second page, and the only link is a "previous" page link.

There would be no way to end the game or leave a comment, therefore making it an excellent torture device to use against completionists.

  Drakilian, you are pure evil.

I'll think about it.

Of course the Mods remove un-finishable games and hammer those that make them with severe XP penalties.

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/trick-game 

it's technically finish able

Yeah - if you can finish it - it qualifies as a game - no matter how random...  ^v^

This requires a bit more work, as a end game link is required to publish, but there is a work around.

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Were you really expecting me to tell what the workaround is?

Yes

Why don't you make a sequel for http://chooseyourstory.com/story/wednesday and name it Thursday or something? That can probably be counted as shit.

You are taking your crippled quadriplegic grandma to the hospital when BOOM Ninja's attack.

One could put an endgame link, but put it onto a separate page that one can't reach because no links actually lead to it, right?

Then publish it like that, with the only accessible pages being the loop.

NOOOOOO I am a completionist, don't do this to me! =O

Fair Warning: Games Published with no way to finish get unpublished and the authors censured.

The only reason I could think that anyone would suggest that you do that intentionally, is because they want to see you banned...

Shhhhhhhhh

>.>

 

SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS VAMPIRE CULTIST DUDE!

You know, this song isn't nearly as bad when you don't have to look at the actual singer's face, or that weird spectacle.

It's glorious. 

I was just thinking that to haha! It's so disturbing when you see his vampire smile...  XD

Even better hehe... 

 

OH MY... Try playing them both at the same time... MIND BLOWN...

Interesting.

OK, I'm done - that hurt....

Its hilarious listeing to both. I enjoyed it...

WHY?! I think i just died a little,

One man, one donkey, all explosions!

Here's an idea for Arrow:

1. Go to the top of a roof.

2. String piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level.

3. Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above the sidewalk level when its fully stretched.

4. Put super glue on your hands.

5. Put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head.

6. Lean forward so the piano wire cuts through your neck, but not your elbows.

7. When the cord goes taut, you'll be hanging upside down with no head, but your head will be in your outstretched arms due to the gravity and the super glue.

8. Come back and let us know if it worked and what reaction you got from bystanders.

I couldnt find piano wire so i used guitar strings instead. But surprisingly everyone ignored me....

Wait, why is that surprising? Everyone ignores me all the time.

But it took a while to type this since I can only use my elbows.

I'm really surprised that no one has responded to your suggestion yet EndMaster...   ;)

You are a genius. That is brilliant.

Good idea. Let me try that.

Gonna try that out ASAP

You need to be more descriptive, i managed to circumcise someone though, he sued me later.

 

i tryed but now im ded!

Or undead as it would seem.

How the hell are you still posting, I thought you got banned.

I found it is quite easy to replicate my name and create a new profile. Maybe that's what he did?

Yeah but his current profile has over -11,000 points that Madglee gave him and it says he's been a member since June 1st of this year, so I'm assuming it's his same old account.

He's banned as in he can't post any more story games. 

Wow you guys were mean. :(

Yeah, we don't tolerate bad trolling on this site.