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Hello, just getting a lay of the land, who's who. Who to avoid, who to exploit, all that. 

I'll get to writing something someday, you lot, I have decided, will be my critiques! 

Hello! hehe, love the profile picture =)

Oh hell yeah! It seems appropriate, I mean it matches with the Pikachu hybrid nicely.

Yay! Another new person! I'm not alone!

New people are the coolest. 

You better believe it.

ummm . . . you know I'm here, and Aeon, and Drakilian, and October (kinda?), and Aman, and BZ and Tal, and Swifty, and  yeah . . . it's not like you're on a desert island or anything =/

I meant I'm not alone being the newest anymore.

Pikaling is his name

Hello! Spank you very much for joining!

Good morrow to you, sir. I'll have you know I'm the site's resident filthy-minded profane Scottish holy penguin-man supersoldier psuedo-psychologist from the future. I'd explain, but reasons.

Anyway, I can't wait to read your stuff! Also, don't ever ge caught in Endmaster's basement, it's a horrible place, and he does things I wouldn't, (well, maybe) wish on my worst enemy... Have fun!

And I plan to be the sites new, posh, filthy minded debauch, English agnostic human, pineapple peacekeeper from the planet inglatera. I to would love to explain, but I'm also James Bond, I'd have to kill you. 

I look forward to your feedback man! Oh, I went there once, he let me go. Apparently I was too eager. 

You sound like someone I could easily make friends with. :P

Yep, being from a fantasy realm, due to my holiness, your bullet would kill me for a few minutes before I get back up to stuff my brains back in. So you could explain, but I would forget. Headshots really fuck up my short-term memory's shit.

You have short term memory?

I think we all do... Unless we forgot it.

Oh damn! I can relate, the service from this planet to Inglatera is awful, that's why I use Skype. 

Sadly, my universe only knows life that spans this solar system. But we do have warp spells! They're good pranks to play on people, I once went spying on some of the Harthyrian terrorists one day, and placed a portal to space in the genitalia of one of the opposing general's whores. He died a few hours after dinner of an imploded dick. Phyisics is wonderful no?

Lol. I'd continue, but my brain is timing out man. I'm happy I'm not the only Brit (depending on how the independence lot goes) here, I didn't want to have arguments over spelling for days like i have on other forums with Americans! 

Bah! I spell whichever comes to my head first, having spent plenty of time in my internet life in the land of US-Canadian dominated realms,  find it's just easiest to void grammer-related debates.

No no no. One must always use the phrase. "We invented the language, now apply it." It's quite fun, or ends up being so. 

If for some reason you want to know what Endmaster's basement is like, read "Love SICK". . . It's traumatizing . . .

I'm in no mood to be traumatized........ I just woke up.

I just got out of school . . . =/ Lucky kitty =(

I don't HAVE school today! IT'S FALL BREAK!!!!! :D

=( . . . stupid high school >=(

I go to a high school for cats. (yes, I belong to a realm of cats who do everything humans do.)

I'll give you something to be traumatized about!

what is it? Again, show me it later. I'm in no mood to be traumatized.

Who said you had a choice? 

I did.

I will find you Kitty, and I will kill you. 

I was just going to throw him into Fireslugger's WMD, (the SUPER DIAPER BLASTtm) and let him breathe in the ungodly noxious fumes, but if you say so... *gets out bladed throwing sporks*

*transforms into human/tiger person* Not in your wildest dreams! AHAHAH! *throws fork* Forks are more powerful than sporks.

No they aren't!  forks only hurt if you land with the pointy end! Bladed sporks hurt all the time! *Fwing!*

Let the utensile flinging begin!

Mine always land on the pointy end. (why is everything a battle?)

Why does your first sentence sound so sexual?... Seriously... AAaanyway, Danny's the one who stared this battle, ask him...

Don't lumber this on me! But, shhh, I'm busy.

*whispers* Kiiiiiiitty, look behind you my darling...

Keep him distracted while I try to trigger a Helvetica Scenario in his flesh... Just need to move this atomic microscope a little to the right... Yep, that looks like a good bit of calcium. Where are my damn micro-tweezers!?

OOO! OOO! OOO! I LOVE GAMES! Okay, I see.... a wall. That wasn't much fun. :(

Strange, did you steal my fucking micro-tweezers!? How the hell am I suppose to pull a fucking nucleus out of a calcium atom if you keep stealing it?

*Grabs cat, holds it against the wall.*

"NOW GODDAMIT!"

I see a faction war brewing... Maybe... After countless centuries, the forums shall finally implode upon themselves to create another war! the problem is, we don't know your factions yet...

One day our factions shall conquer all, just be warned.

Nnnnnnnnnaahhhh... Aman's Mustache is invincible, and has superpowers, as do his mustachio'ed troops, BZ has super science, Fireplay has a shit ton of fire and dmon warriors, the Fire Faction has a shit ton of fire, and deadly cat warriors, the Ice Faction has a shit ton of ice and water powers, and deadly wolves, Hugo controls the mirror dimension, I'm nearly immortal, and almost indestructable, and I have other magical powers, and some kickass bio weapons, and Cthulhu. Drakilian has a shit ton of troops and a giant monstrosity, and I'm pretty ure Swiftstryker has... something.... And Hugo is one of the weaker armies! Natalow has one million identities, shapeshifting powers, and physics-defying technology, and a ton of soldiers too. If we had a world war, shit would get really sour, really fast. Hell, we might not even have our sun when it's all over. Oh, and Necroknight's immortal too.

I may be new, but you will someday understand that....

StrangeLittleKitty has shape-shifting (can be kitty, tiger, or woman/man with tiger striped skin), awesome weapons, and the power to fly (when in tiger-woman/man form). And a ton of tiger soldiers.

I can run and stuff. 

That will definitely come in handy. :P :P :P :P

I am in the fire faction (hence the fire and cat warriors).

And I'm ice cool, fight night time! 

Not yet. We have to wait for our warmates, friends, ect. ect.

I'm my own faction, so I could OP myself to match everyone else. Hah! Suckers!

I will someday start my own faction (when I'm more familiar with the site and how to do everything) called the Tiger Faction. It will be deadly and very full of awesomeness.

This site has factions? I don't think it does . . . our pyro friends just got to together to burn stuff . . . and this isn't a war ground either damnit!

You haven't been doing enough forum diving then, my friend! there has been war and espionage in the forum games since 2003! And maybe even before that!

Not sure where fact ends, and stories begin >.>

Off  to quotev! See ya'll l8er!

Bye! :D 

No, seriously though, the first faction war ever held was in 2003, that's at least when the infamous mustache-penguin shit went down. (Which I had nothing to do with, but Aman still dissapproved of me for a while)

Been there, done that. I'm not going back for seconds though, I'd show him up. 

I find it amusing that most of the newer people here responded to you first. (Not that I am a older member.)

Also hello and welcome to CYS.com I recommend reading JJJ's. Endmasters, and the zombie game from Berka Zerka. Those are the high-lights of the site. :)

Dungeon Stompage is one of my favourites...

Nope, it's strictly my favorite.

here comes another battle......*sigh*

That time it was just a joke. But I've only started 3 battles this week, and I haven't started any battles the week before, and if you wish to battle me about this, (gets out giant uranium spork) THEN PREPARE TO DIE, FURRY!

No, no more battles for me, thank you. maybe someday though...

I started a mini battle above, you have no choice in the matter!

Yes I do. What is it with you thinking I have no choice? This site is called CHOOSE YOUR STORY for goodness sake!

I am your overlord, haven't you realised that yet? 

I'm one day older than you. How can you be my overlord? More like overHOARD! AHAHAH! (this thread is just turning spammy. Who calls quits? I DO. AND I DO HAVE A CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shush servant, all my threads are spammy, unless I say otherwise. Go cook dinner. 

(back now) Here is your poisened -NOT POISENED dog cra- FOOD. *walks away laughing evily*

I'm getting tired, must be your cooking, so I'll slow down a lil bit now! :P

I should of mentioned that I was previously somewhat a lurker, so I'll say: Played, played and played. I was one of those scary 60 guests! Be afraid of my unknown-ness.

I was a lurker since Secret of Daphne came out, and lots of members are Ex-lurkers. Welcome though.

I found the guests to be rather nice people, actually... It's Bob, Lelouch, and Marmot that you had to watch out for... Maybe JMGSkills, if you get him pissed off to the point where... Well, JMG is never pissed off, only offended...

You don't know me yet, I shall show you the true nature of guests! We shall take over! (There is the slight problem that I'm a member now but, shhh, don't tell anyone.)

Do you guests have a forum? How do you talk amoungst yourselves to coordinate your attacks? We'll use our magical forum powers to convert ou sooner or later... (ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!)

I can not divulge that information, I am James Bond remember. 

I'm the Doctor!... Well, not really, but I hijacked the T.A.R.D.I.S. after the Doctor died... (I told those people to kill him, he kept hacking my account and deleting my texts...)

This was all a ploy, I'm the doctor, and I want my TARDIS back now!

No! I have my magical golden time watch anway! if you take it back, I'll just go back in time and stop you from taking it! (thus creating a billion alternate realities and causing much lag to all the threads ever.) And if you take another step towards it, I'll pull the LoveSICK guy into my reality to rape your TARDIS until you leave it alone!

*Walks into tardis*

Right, good luck with that kido! Alons-y! 

That wasn't my TARDIS, that was my fan-art shithouse... Good luck time traveling in that without illegal drugs. I have my TARDIS guarded by 1000 rape monkeys and the elder gods in an undisclosed location! maybe...

It was meh-good! 

I still prefer Necromancer... 

Welcome - I see you fit right in hehe...  ;)

Damn right mate! 

Welcome to the site ^^ (Darn you Sentinel for revealing my ultimate attack)

In reply to the faction-related stuff...they certainly do exist, it just so happens that we are living in times of peace, as of now. Allow me to explain.

ONCE upon a time, there was EndMaster, the mighty God of Death who destroyed worlds after worlds, leaving nothing but the ashes of the once-great civilizations behind. And out of those ashes, two 'godly' beings were born, destined to meet and fight each other in a never ending battle to the death. They were Aman, the Mustache God, and BerkaZerka, God of Penguins (with mallets). And fight they did, while the mortals took sides/remained neutral/caused general chaos and watched the show. However, the mortals were not content with merely watching, and itched to experience the satisfaction of war and destruction.

Thus, a great man bestowed with new-found powers from the God of Fire founded the Pyro Faction. The God of Ice was unimpressed by this, and thus selected a special person to lead the Ice Faction to glorious victory. Like Aman and BerkaZerka, these two factions were destined to destroy each other. In the great Ice-Pyro War, the Pyro Faction, lead by Silverflame and consisting of me and Raywolf were pitted against the Ice Faction, lead by Lexi and consisting of Penguinsharpshooter and FeanoronForge  - chaos ensued as Amy2, hugo and galobtter caused chaos to both sides, Alvin summoned creatures of the Land of Imagination and Drakilian unleashed a terrible abomination onto the world, then waged war on Fireplay which ended in the destruction of several planets. EndMaster appeared as Aman and BerkaZerka went into hiding, but both factions foolishly fought on, oblivious to the impending danger. Thus, the Pyro Faction was completely destroyed save for one person (myself), and once again EndMaster left nothing but the remains of the world behind.

Sometime later, the Pyro Faction was revived by a plea to the God of Life, and with the new addition of eatsleepslay, Daedalus and The_Great_Natalow, it rose to be greater than ever to continue its destined battle with the Ice. And so it stands today, in all its glory. But the war seems to be on a hold for now, so enjoy these moments of peace while you still can, for it shall not last very long. (Nevertheless the Pyros are still recruiting, so I urge you to join :D I offer the finest roast chicken)

Also, kudos to Swift who  managed to stand in the middle of it all and laugh for being unscathed.

Oh and mind you this is only what I know for the time I've been on here (around ten months) so there could've been heaps of other shit that happened.

There is peace so that the influx of new users can ascend to kings of their own factions.

I am ready for another war...WITH ME IN IT NOW! BTW should I be in the FF or PF?

Welcome to the site!

Oh... well this is awkward. I'm back. :D 

I promise to stay a little longer this time. 

Welcome back?

Hi there. <3

Thanks. ^.^

Welcome back! Here's a non-sentient not-magical un-puddinged non-faction-bound spork... You missed a lot...

Enlighten me? :O 

Wow, can't believe it's already been 5 months. Welcome back man.

Slugger here, welcome back.

Here's your free chicken ^^

Thanks, you wonderful people.