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New here. This site looks fun with everyone expressing their creativity and everything. So thought I'd join.

Cool, nice to meet you!  My name is Boringfirelion by the way.

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Welcome, here's a spork.

Eat some pudding with it.

Hi Grim 

spork? pudding?.

Spork. Pudding.

Don't listen to anything the pudding supporters say, they're evil. Sporks, on the other hand, are good.

Not true, it's actually the other way around. Spork followers sputter absolute nonsense.

We sputter nonsense from time to time, but it's better than your blatant, utter LIES!

I admit to slightly exaggerating in some context, but never have I lied! Unlike the spork worshippers!

What are you talking about? You lie all the time! Saying that pudding is "good" and "better than the sporks"!

You're lying about me lying! Those are factual claims backed up by top scientists that are honest no matter what.

Lies, science has proven REPEATEDLY that sporks are better in EVERY WAY!

I've never seen someone able to eat a spork and feel well afterwards! It's obvious that Strawberry Pudding is a far better food source, and therefore you have lied that "sporks are better in every way". Sporks and their followers are liars! Proof!

You can eat sporks and survive without horrible after-effects. Pudding will do worse things to you, it'll cause deformities and drive you insane, we've seen the results firsthand in that thread I keep referencing.

You have one reference page, whilst I have many. You simply cannot beat the facts presented by the words you have written for all to see and comprehend - and anyone with a sliver of sense can see that you are an obvious liar with no regard to personal hygiene.

I have immense regard to personal hygeine, I'm as clean as physically possible, the only way to be cleaner would be to dive into an olympic-sized pool of hand sanitizer.

And besides, where are your threads? I've made sure on each that I've had the last word. Another example of your SHAMELESS lying.

You have the last word only because I refuse to continue arguing when you start posting false crap. It is disgraceful that you wield such a childish notion of having the last word on a subject which you have clearly lost.

You refuse to continue arguing because the pudding controlling your sadly decayed mind realizes you've lost, and it makes you leave, putting you under the false impression that you've won. Like I said, it LIES!

If my mind has decayed, then you have lost to an inferior mind. I have always won with facts, unlike you - who will lie until the end of their days just to prove a false point.

It's not a false point, it's a true point, you are the one lying, you can't even see how badly you're losing.

It's o-k, I got the message. You've infiltrated the sporks from the inside... good work. I was nearly convinced you are a follower of sporks. Keep going, your secret is safe for now. Don't get caught.

That's silly, I'm holding a spork in my hand right now, they can detect lies in the things they've bonded with, and if I were a spy, they'd have murdered me brutally. (and since I'm regenerative, they'd have done that several times by now. I haven't died once at the hands of any spork.)

Welcome, I love you. 

GrimxBug=5evr

Reminds me of Garim.... Goddammit....

Heyooo!

Welcome, here's your free chicken.

I'm not even going to mention sporks and pudding anymore, I'm done with this war. You guys can battle to your heart's content while I savour the heavenly foods of the gods and place my bets on Sentinel. Because honestly, eating chicken with sporks is just so much more practical, and saves your fingers from becoming oily. Not to mention that pudding tastes disgusting.

Chicken still rules, though.

I would rather eat pudding than a spork or chicken, so i guess i'm going with pudding.

Woo hoo! Pudding FTW!

Pudding FTL, you're not supposed to eat sporks anyway, you're supposed to claim their incredible powers!

Pretty sure it's been proven that the best way of gaining power is to each the power source :s

The only way to get the best power is to accept the spork. :)

or eat the pudding

You can't even BEGIN to get any substantial form of non-mind-controlled power from strawberry pudding, you meat-puppet!

It's power all the same :3

I said the BEST power, not the relatively shitty power that comes with loss of your mental control anyway.

Enjoy your delicious strawberry pudding :3

Have a great time on this site!

Hi welcome to the site.

Thought i'd give you another welcome, so welcome!