Quooooooooooottttteeee contest!

(Inspired by a penguin. I don't know his name, but what I do know is that he has a sword. And a bad attitude.)

Post your quotes before 20:00 hours on May 11th! The top three quotes will be featured on my home page!

Rules:

1) no nsfw stuff.

2) maximum of three quotes per user.

3) only one quote per user will be considered. This means that two quotes from the same user can't both win; only one.

4) Posting more quotes after the third is permitted, but they won't be considered.

5) i will ask the admin to give the winners a small point boost. It may not come; that's ok.

Now let's get cracking!

Can we use quotes that we create?.

Yes, absolutely!

BTW, there is a grand prize and 2 runners-up.

If the admin agrees on giving the contestants points. The grand prize is 4pts and the runners-up is 2pts.

''Creativity, like human life itself, starts from within the mind''

Right, cause you just didn't change the last 1/3rd of that quote and call it yours.

Don't lie Honor. It makes you look like a jackass and a failure at life. You have lost any chance of gaining my respect now.

“Creativity - like human life itself - begins in darkness.” -Julia Cameron

I don't care if I have the respect from some guy on the web?. And I never said I created it!. My friend actually said it to me but now I know where he got it from. I f I wanted to claim it, I would've put

- By honor4ever

"Even if the whole world is against your believes, stand strong. Don't let the world's pressure win over what you believe in."

"Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories." Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again expecting things to change." Albert Einstein

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." Bob Marley

''pride is like a parasite, the more you feed it, the bigger it grows, the less you feed it, the smaller it gets until it dies''.

This one I made up.

"Remember yesterday, dream of tomorrow, but live today."

Wow. I have to admit, Romulus's was better than both of mine.

Keep those quotes coming.

Third and last one. It isn't from me and I forgot who I heard say it though.

''Just because people don't have proof that god exists, doesn't mean people have proof that he doesn't exist''

"Boobs weigh heavier than one's life."

"Forty-two."

"You know damn well that was the wrong hole."

A long one: "At the end of the day, the hardest thing to accept is not the knowledge that your dreams didn't come true, nor that you didn't live up to your potential. It is the knowledge that, had you made different choices in the past, the present would have been entirely different."

"Right is right unless it is left; it is not right, but it may be right." One of my favorite quotes that happens to be of my sister's creation <3

"A reader lives a thousand lives, a man who doesn't read lives only one."

"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'."

"Why do today what can be postponed tomorrow?"

"You're a fag"

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

"Oh my shekels"

Who?

/pol/

What is that?

"Life is but a tragedy. You eat, you sleep, you die. You are nothing special. You just happen to be somewhere at some time and that's not for long. Ignoring everything is the best way you can go with things." -Some pessimistic fuck some time somewhere

That's only true for some people. Others live their carefree happy life to the end.

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the wold" -Dr.Seuss

or maybe

"I'm swimming in a sea of my thoughts but I can't breath under water" -my little sister

"Notice how there's no 'u' in the phrase, 'THIS IS MINE, DAMMIT!'"- Me

"Women without Mustaches are generally the best kind to date."-Aman

There's a 'U' in penguin, though.

But I'm not a penguin. That's like walking straight up to Aman and saying, "There's a 'U' in 'penguin', therefore you ARE a penguin!"

And then he will kill you. Five times...

That sounds violent. 

"What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Lure with bait, strike with chaos." - Sun-Tzu

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a bull moose." -Theodore Roosevelt giving a speech after a failed assassination attempt.

"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles." ~ Audrey Hepburn

"If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza." ~Sophia Kinsella

"I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." ~ Lewis Carroll

"It's not that the door for sexual innuendoes wasn't open that made yours tasteless, it was the fact that you came crashing through it like fucking godzilla that disturbed me."-Anonymous.

"Always ask the mod's permission before offering points in a contest." - Briar Rose ^_^

Well if he wants to waste his points(Which have very little purpose other than trophys) then let him.

Yeah, but they're not his points. He wants to ask the mods if they'll give out points to the winner of his competition... Then he started the competition before any of the mods agreed to it 

Which means the only points he could give out is his own. No Mod or Admin would be willing to do it when he started it without them.

The OP already noted that the points may not come (and that's okay)- don't see what the big deal is.

It's not a big deal, I just don't think it's a good idea to start a competition by saying "Enter my competition and you'll win CYS points! ... If the mods agree to it... Which they haven't yet... So you probably won't get anything." 

"To be or not to be. That is the question."

"The history of mankind is written in blood and built upon a foundation made from the bones of the fallen. On this day, I shall add to history." - Danaos

"If knowledge is power and power corrupts does knowledge corrupt you too?" - Not really mine.

"In this world, there are too many followers and not enough leaders." - Danaos

"I wouldn't argue so much if degenerates like you didn't keep spewing nonsense about topics you barley understand." - Danaos

"If it is this generation that should inherit my country, then I fear for the future." - Danaos

 

""I wouldn't argue so much if degenerates like you didn't keep spewing nonsense about topics you barley understand." - Danaos"

See, usually I don't go for this, but it amuses me. Are we degenerate if we spew nonesense about topics we barley understand?

Since... Well, I love barley. 

*snicker* Damn your formerly secret love of grains, Tans. xD

Damn you Tan for catching my grammatical mistakes.

*barely* is what is was supposed to say.

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

"The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first." ~ Steven Tyler

"Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time." ~ George S. Patton

" Voilà! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition! The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my Very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."   ~ V

 

"So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. Oh but you'll keep for another day or so, huh, old friend? [...] I grieved for you! You weren't even  dead. You were my best friend. Well, old friend, guess who's coming to crap on your doorstep..." - Trevor Philips, GTA 5

"Tell me of your wondrous deeds,
Ancient tyrant , dreaded ruler,
Fearless darkness spawn of old
Oh, dark Lord, make my life fuller.

Master of a countless army,
Give me all the strength I need.
Bring me power, give me wisdom,
Let your evil spawn and breed!

End all time, all life, all future,
Use me as your trusted weapon,
Crush the kingdoms of this small world,
Sauron, bring doom to Heaven!"

 

Poem to Lord Sauron by me. I'm not joking.I made this.

I crossed my eyes at V's quote, the v pattern looks like "cows"

...Aw screw it, ill try...but with video games!

"All right, i've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it  thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"You have died of dysentery" -Oregon Trail

And finally, my most favorite one ever...

"War.....War never changes...."- Fallout

That's all. Ta-Da.

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back." -Oscar Wilde.

 

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." -Some Random Guy.

"Oscar Wilde would be the king of twitter." -Some Random Guy as well

"Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard." -Yet Another Random Guy.

"When you get lemons, make grape juice as an act of defiance." ~More Random People

Did you start this?

http://www.quora.com/Awesomeness/What-are-some-of-the-most-badass-quotes-ever-spoken

me?

NAAAAW.

"Call of Duty... Call of Duty never changes..."-Pure truth

I'm not submitting that one, but it had to be said.

Nice.

''My guillotine be mobbing hard, like killers in prison yards''

- Kasinova da don

"Would you kindly?" - Atlas

I think it is Atlas maybe

Nope, it was just Bioshock in general.

He said it the most, though.

Thanks