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Welcome Noodles, enjoy your stay!

thx

Welcome, enjoy your stay :D

Welcome.

Welcome, Noodles! 
@Noodles

Sooo, what are your plans for the site? Just have fun? Make some games? Mess around in the forums?

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Hey, noodles. You've already met me, but I would like to extend my welcome as well. Enjoy your stay.

Wait a minute....I thought we already had a person here named noodles????

Hmmm...no...he showed up today. Coins also claims that Noodles is his brother. I don't know if there is any truth to this claim, but that is what he says.

I think this is a case we had earlier:

"Seriously, this site has been around for 10+ years and someone just now registered the name Batman?" - I'll find the source, I think Fireplay said it (might've been Swift or Drako or someone else).

welcome noodles

 

lol now it has to put up with us crazzy ppl =P

Exactly. But for your information, @noodles, not all of us are crazy.

Get a profile pic of noodles. I dare you. •_•

XD hehe, welcome to CYS!

How do you comment on a story game,sorry,I'm so noobie

Well... @justintayz12345 , you have to find the 'end game and leave comments' link in a storygame and you can rate it. After rating, (or skipping the rating part) you can comment.

As Zephy said, you simply have to finish the game. Most games end with a link that says "End Game Leave Comments". Just click that and walla!
 

Can you...can you change your profile picture? 

Is that a question or a request :D
 

Both. 

Well then....I can yes but why would I?
 

It doesn't suit your persona. 

:D This avatar is sort of my official one. I use it everywhere now.

What avatar fits my persona?
 

Something more...serious? Mature? 

Hmmm What would you suggest?

You're a guy, right? What do you like? 

Tough question man :D I might stick with this until I get an idea.

How about we help you get an idea?

Sure, why not :D

Do you have any hobbies? 

Video games and drawing and animals.

Didn't ask you. 

I hate drawing, I am so bad at it :D

Video games, specifically Mass effect, Dragon age. That sort of thing. Cycling(lol). Hmmmmm Youtube.....I don't have any great hobbies :D

How about a picture of a dragon?

Yeah! That would be cool.

Because, I'm an old school pokemon player, and I don't even know what the hell your profile pic is supposed to be? No offense.

Nor do I James....nor do I.

I made a thread asking people :D

You picked your profile pic without even knowing what it was? Just be glad it wasn't some sort of white supremacy symbol.

LOL Yeah I guess I should be glad :D

And James, I've never bothered to ask but, why is your profile picture a fox? o.O

Well, I have a deep respect and admiration for foxes and (occasionally) wolves. I also love snakes, frogs, and toads.

Then I recommend using a wolf picture instead. ;P 

Why? I guess I could, but I really love the fox's cunning and grace.

Then I recommend you use a better looking fox...perhaps this one?

First of all, what's wrong with the fox I have? I mean, I can find a better fox picture. I just want to know what's wrong with it?

It's not pretty enough. ;P

Okay, I changed it.

Oo....I LOVE IT!

It's cute but.....not cute enough!

I think I like your original picture better. The guy with the sunglasses? It fits in well with your username. 

It wasn't some guy with sunglasses. It was Greed the Avaricious, the living embodiment of limitless desires. I changed it because I found out that I fell into one of Briar's CYS stereotypes (number 8 to be exact).

That's all the more reason to NOT change it. 

But, I love foxes, damn it.

Not when they're hungry and you're alone in the wilderness. 

Foxes...don't prey on humans (well, except for babies). Granted, I might have to compete with them for food, but I would also have to compete with wolves, who would probably try to eat me as well.

Just curius, do you live near foxes?

No, not really. Are you implying that I am wrong.

No, I actually live near foxes and they try to stay clear of you. You were right :D

Oh yeah. Most animals do. They know that humans are a bunch of stuck up bastards.

"We can come and kill all of you for entirely wanton reasons, but if you so much as kill one of our weaker to feed yourself, we will hunt you down, kill you, and dispose of your body in the most humiliating ways possible."

That quote is a great one.
 

Well, that's the only way I can sum up humanity's behavior towards foxes and other wildlife.

They'll prey on you when they're desperate enough, and you're half dead. 

One fox vs. one emaciated human. It would be an interesting battle, but I would still say that I would come out on top. Foxes aren't pack animals.

It's like fighting a slightly bigger cat. 

It's more related to wolfs or dogs :D

Foxes are weak! Like kittens! 

Yes, but we make up for it with sheer cunning. In fact, foxes have a form of hunting (in addition to their normal pouncing and digging thing) lovingly referred to as "charming". It involves:

1. Finding a small animal.

2. Pretending to be cute and friendly with it. 

3. Eating its ass.

They like eating ass huh. Maybe I should become a fox!
 

Eww. Lol.

Only the more attractive opposite sex...

YES! YES! I can see it all coming together!

Wait, what?

My plan to become a fox an attract all the ladies. Then eat there ass!

*Facepalms*

Granted, that sounds fun, but...really? Really?!?

*Grabs fox costume"

What does the fox say. AssAssAssAssAssAssAss

 

Hahahaha...No!

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-09/what-sound-does-fox-make

We all know that is false James!

Uh oh.

Scrappydappy do, how are you?

Isn't this how the sountrack goes?

 

How so. Did I put the wrong link. Well, foxes make a variety of barking and howling sounds when communicating with each other. During mating season, however, vixens (and occasionally males) will make these unearthly wailing sounds. As cracked put it:

If you came of age in a small town, you’re probably already familiar with the sound red foxes make. Here is the exact transcription of the time you found out:

You: Jesus, this weed is amazing. Am I being paranoid, or is the ground trying to sneak up on us?

Your Dickhead Friend Barry: Ha! You’re high, man. You’re like… you’re… you’re like high. Man.

Red Fox:AWWAAUUUUGHHGGGHHHH!!!!You: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

Your Dickhead Friend Barry: What was what?

You: Don’t "what was what?" me, you son of a bitch. What the hell was that sound?! Is somebody raping a baby?!

Your Dickhead Friend Barry: That’s just a fox, dude.

You: There’s a fox raping a baby?

Your Dickhead Friend Barry: No, that’s what foxes sound like.

Red Fox:AHGOOOOODDAAHHHHELLPYou: Fuck that. Those were words. That’s the devil. That is the devil screaming for help. I’m going home. I’m going home and I never want to see you again for fear you will remind me of this night.

Your Dickhead Friend Barry: Don’t be such a pussy.

Red Fox:AAAEEEAAATYOURSOUUUULLLYour Dickhead Friend Barry: OK, now that’s the devil.

 

 

I'm doing good. and no thats not how the sound  track goes.

*Facepalms*

Why'd you have to reply. As soon as I remembered all the wirty dords, I went back and tried to edit my post. Well, there went this thread.

Wirty dords....I see what you did there but why lol?

Because I don't want a mod to see and delete all of my posts about foxes, so I was going to ---- out the "d" word.

Clever fox!

lmfao.

How does it go then scrappydoo?

it goes like this: scooby dooby doo, where are you.

Scrappy dappy doo, where are you.

Got it!

"Claps" That transcript is just....amazing.

Yeah, you are more likely to be killed by feral dogs than a fox (or even a wolf). Plus, if there was a disaster, dogs would be your biggest problem simply because of their sheer numbers and the fact that food for them is scarce.

Foxes are canids, man.

lol