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And now that Elton John song is stuck in my head.

Anyway, here I am. I've been lurking since Natalow went away and created fake accounts for reasons other than the 10 year old's habit of  "Love me, I'm crazy, just look at my poorly differentiated multiple personalities with differences more or less based entirely on mood!" and other self indulgences. Much like the self indulgence of that one catporn-cranking furry with multiple accounts that y'all ragged on. Not Mousepaw, the one with mildly good grammar. However, despite my education on the subject, I'm actually NOT Natalow, OR Silverpaw. Or TSR for that matter. I'm not even Bob or ALF or AdmiralAckbarr's Norweigian half-cousin who lives in a coffee shop in Berlin stalking plus-sized redheads. I'm someone who's never been here before, save to read a few stories and not rate them because the voice of the anonymous means positively fuck all. Not that that's a bad thing, really. And I find you all too hilarious and awesome to avoid talking to. So, here I am.

Bentley Stein, as I am to be called. A name based on my favorite video game character (At least just when he's in my favorite video game...) and my favorite musical artist, Rammstein. Can't understand more than 3 words of it, but Du Haast kicks ass.

Welcome to the site Bentley. 

Good times, good times.

Welcome, Bentley. Have a free chicken.

Can't. Vegetarian.

Ah, well in that case, have a free brussel sprout.

Yes, I do enjoy eating them.

Can't, as a transdimensional space yeti, the only earthly food my stomach accepts is salmon, (Which totally counts as vegetarian, because fish are stupid, don't have thoughts, and therefore no act towards them could possibly be considered cruel.) piss-free snow, and artichokes. Occasionally with butter and olive oil, but without the olive oil and vegetable, butter can swiftly become toxic.

+respect for being a transdimensional space yeti. Yea...that's pretty darn awesome, considering that I'm just an eighty-year-old pedophile who hands out chicken to unsuspecting twelvies.

- respect for liking salmon. I fucking hate salmon.

+respect for thinking fish are stupid. Even potatoes are smarter. (and sexier)

-respect for liking piss-free snow. Seriously, piss-full snow is so much better.

NO! NO! NO! 

*smashes face through screen* 

YES! YES! YES!

Chicken butts are a great source of protein.

Not to mention they're unbelievably sexy too.

'Ello. Welcome.

Hm, it's like everyone thinks being crazy is cool... ...

Hello there, leave while you can! You might never return.

Crazy? Being cool!?

It's not cool, it's more like being thrown in a blender with psychadelic muskrats and a potato vulture whilst being thoroughly convinced by the voice of William Shatner that space-time itself is protrayed in a mentally manipulatable form on the grid on your sheet of algebra homework and suddenly realizing your dining wheelchair was backwards the whole time. I forgot where I was going with that, but it had something to do with gloves, I'm sure.

Not sure if that was just fucking awesome because it was incredibly confusing or incredibly confusing because it was fucking awesome.

It's neither...and both, simultaneously.

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein für alle Tage?

 
 

Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

?XD James again,  although I think Engel is my favorite Rammstein song.

What do you mean "?XD James again".

I honestly don't know.

To be entirely honest, Du Hast is the only Rammstein song I know. It's not nearly as cool, when you realize the words are a play on German wedding vows with a bunch of double entendre thrown in.

The? Was a typo.  I meant that's the second time tonight I've XD at something you said.

But I take it back if you're not really a rammstein fan. :p

They're awesome, I feel, but I've only heard Du Hast and a few snippets from other songs, I'm afraid. Still, German Metal sounds 12X cooler than our Metal.

I recommend Engel, Rosenrot, and Sonne.

I'm on DailyMotion.

I like Engel.

I have no idea what they are saying and the children in the cage creeped the living fuck out of me.

Haven't listened to Rosenrot or Sonne.

Those who are good in their life on earth, will become an angel when they die ; look at the sky and ask why you can't see them.

when the clouds go to sleep, you can see us in the sky. We are afraid and alone

god knows I don't want to be an angel.

They live behind the sunshine, separated infinitely far from us; they must cling tightly to the stars so they don't fall from the sky

when the clouds go to sleep, you can see us in the sky. We are afraid and alone

god knows I don't want to be an angel.

Listening to Rosenrot. Definitely prefer it better. Damn, these guys go all out with theatrics, especially in their concerts.

Whatever she wants she gets.

It's about a guy who climbs a mountain to get a flower for the girl, and he falls and dies.

Dude, I got the "Rose Red" from Rosenrot. I didn't know it was that hardcore, though. I need to try to teach myself German...again. I'm going back to listen to it again. Just finished Sonne. So far, my preference:

1. Rosenrot

2. Sonne

3. Engel

A girl saw a rose, blooming in the bright heights.  She asked her lover if he would fetch it for her.

she wants it, that's fine;  so it was and so it always will be; she wants it, she wants it, it's tradition- whatever she wants she gets.

You have to dig deep wells if you want clear water.  rose red, rose red, deep water isn't still. 

The young man climbs the mountain in agony, the view means nothing to him.  All he cares about is the rose to bring to his beloved.

A stone breaks beneath his boots, he's no longer on the cliff. A scream tells everyone below, they are falling to the ground.

That's sad :(