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Figured I drop down a notice that I'm no longer a forum stalker. 

I'm a rather big fan of horror, thriller, high fantasy, science fiction (especially hard science fiction), and (sadly?) romantic comedies. My favorite authors here are (seemingly in line with popular opinion) BerkaZerka, Endmaster, and JJJ-thebanisher.

?I'm a high honors student, so don't expect me to be regularly on more than once a day (except week-ends).

Capy welcomes you with open paws. 

Welcome. 

You seem like a cool guy. Is your name a reference to Toussant L'Overture or did you just pick it 'cause it seemed cool?

Regardless, welcome to CYS. If you need any help, feel free to pm me.

It is a reference to L'Ouverture; I was just looking at his portrait in my U.S. History book, and hence decided to use his name because I couldn't think of anything cool

Hey, nothing wrong with the Haitian revolution, aside from the fact that it did them no good whatsoever. But, yeah, I feel you. Most of the cool names have been taken by people who aren't even active on the site.

... And I thought my uniform was awesome...

Haha, it's definitely the top hat 

Don't say that. Now he's going to add a top hat. You've damned us all. :)

I actually thought it was the sword and the ascot, but now I kind of want a top hat... Damn, I can't wear tophats, no telling the kind of underhanded tricks the horrible Mad Hattress might pull!

You can always wear a bowler hat. I wore a bowler hat to homecoming in the 11th grade (of course, that whole night went really badly and is part of the reason why I finished through Home School). Disregarding that, though, Bowler hats are cool, especially if you're wearing a bowtie. That's also the only way you're getting me in a suit...unless I'm dead.

No suit can hold me!  I wouldn't be caught dead in one.

That's the point. They don't catch you dead in one. They wait for you to die, then they put you in one...right after they stuff cottonballs in your rectum and replace your blood with Worcestershire sauce embalming fluid.

At least I'll be either devoured or spat out when they devour me.. 

Wait. What the fuck? Are you using unthreaded?

I couldn't get the full sized picture because school filters are fucking nazis, so here's the little one that you get for searching the URL by image.

I've tried using the url and even using paint to expand the image, but it just made everything blurry.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/13927

It's here somewhere, in full size. I was talking to Malkalack a short distance from the bottom, he was responding off-topic to Haleybughime. If you type my username into Find on that page and go down a few times it shouldn't be too hard to find, I don't remember posting in that thread too many times.

Oh, I'd forgotten about that.

Bowler hats, while awesome, just don't have the same amount of fanciness. Do you know how high I'd have to hold my pinky in order to make up for the fanciness of a top hat? I'd have to use BOTH PINKIES! That's how much!

You'll still only have time to stalk us.  :P

Glad to have ya!

Welcome hope you enjoy your stay.

Dude!  Welcome to the dang Story Forums!  I hope that you have a verry good time here at chooseyourstory and have a lot of fun.  Also,  if you feel so inspired,  make your own Story game,  I will help you if you would like,  just let me know what you need,  I did get a 95% in my english class so I will do the best that I can.  Anyway,  welcome and have fun! Shinobi