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What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I think mine is probably the little blue fairy penguin.

Although the Galapagos penguin is pretty great also.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

All of them aside from the one's from Madagascar. Ugh. XD

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

You kidding me? The Madagascar ones are great, who doesn't like delusional spy penguins?

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Aman hates delusional spy penguins.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

 

That was an interesting conversation he had with BerkaZerka, but that was more of a communist penguin thing

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

There's more. They had a war, you know. A war that culminated in that very same penguin deciding to make a game about killing Aman's mustache.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

lol, i knew the conversation devolved into nonsense about toasters and stealing said mustache, well im gonna go play that game then.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

The Emperor. 

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

...I did not know about little penguins. They are definitely my new favorite breed of penguins.

Thank you for sharing. ^_^

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I like the chocolate bars ^_^

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I did not know they were chocolate. Must be a British thing?

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Indeed. They tend to come along with the worst jokes possible, which is nice.

Example

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What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I got a better one:

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He calls a wrecker to take it to a mechanic. The penguin, knowing it best to let the mechanic do his work, leaves the shop. Seeing an ice cream shop across the road and hating the intense desert heat, the penguin goes to the ice cream shop. Fifteen minutes later, the penguin walks back over to the mechanic's shop, his face covered in frozen confection. The mechanic says to the penguin, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "nah, it's just ice cream".

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

*claps*

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

You know, there's an alternate universe somewhere where humans are the minority, and the Penguinite versions of you are discussing your favorite variety of monkey while a human me ponders the implications...

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Berk is my favourite breed :)

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Emperor Penguin all the way.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

The one that's not a furry.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Says the man who married an owl....

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I just can't win against you for some reason.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Penguinites. Or Berka.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Penguinites? Really? Those odd things that believe they're some super hybrid penguin, but in reality are some deformed penguins with a massive ego?

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha!!

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Aye. You can't go wrong with a good Scottish-speaking, drunk badass motherfucker of a penguin! :P

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Bu...but...they eat haggis! That's wrong! It's like black pudding but worse!

#DownWithThePenguinites

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Not sure if penguinites do that. Scottish do. Gonna have to get our local expert on the matter when he comes online.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Think of a penguinite as a inbred duck.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Googled Penguinite and the first thing that came up was a handbag. The second was a shoe. XD

CYS CONFIRMED! ISENTINELPENGUINI IS A BAG-SHOE!

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

:-O

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Binged Penguinite and came up with FAKE pokemon cards!

HE'S A FRAUD PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU SEE?!

And a bag-shoe. A fraud bag-shoe.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I like it how you can find "Logic baby" and "Potato" in there XD

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

That's what google and bing want you to believe. In reality, penguinites are primates like you that are hardly related to penguins at all. And they don't eat haggis. I'm just surprised that Greenie here thinks his modified hemp is in any way better than us.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Hardly related to penguins? It's in the damn name! Maybe if your penguin parents didn't drop you on your head as much, you'd realize that you're nothing more than a walking penguin! 

You's just embarrassed a 'hemp' is ten times better than you!

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Penguinite is the English name, created by ignorant human biologists. We call ourselves "Meghite", which means "Us" and "Bird Men", which is much more accurate.

No, I'm upset that a stupid, self-stoning plant would dare compare itself to something so obviously superior.

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Alright 'bird man' (It's now clear that penguinites are sexist too), whatever you say

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

Actually, Man is just the generic translation, since Humans usually use "Mankind" to describe themselves. They don't usually use separate words for male and female, because they think of each other as just other people. Queens in the Penguinite language are referred to as kings, because there's no need to differentiate. They only use words like man and woman when it's important to make a differentiation. like when they're describing someone, or using pickup lines. It's sexist that you think it's sexist, you sexist.

Think of it this way, the sexes are suffixes. If you want to say that the king is male, you say "Keghaeth" if you want to say that the king is female, then you say "Keghan" and if you want to talk about a king, but you don't know/don't feel that the gender matters, you say "Keghite".

What's Your Favorite Breed of Penguin?

9 years ago

I prefer the  arabypac  over all the others. :P