Here you go:
To Kill a Watchman on Christmas:
Atticus Finch is a man with a long, unexplained past. Lawyer. Sharpshooter. Ninja master. Where did these skills even come from? Who is the man we know as Atticus Finch? How did he become known as the best shot in all of Maycomb County?
It all started roughly in the 40s/50s as grouchy 72 year old racist Mr. Finch is confronted by 4 ghosts on Christmas Eve. First, the warning from his dead son Jem. Atticus hardly hears what Jem is trying to tell him, as finds this confrontation particularly offensive and curses fate for showing this damnable apparition to him. Then he is confronted by the ghost of Christmas Future, a silent entity in a spooky black shroud. Not only is there a black president in the future; but once a year there's a parade for flamboyant homesexuals. Plus, it shows he's dying of a collection of old man diseases at 90 and he can't even move.
Atticus is disgusted by this future and shoos the ghost away, but then he hears booming laughter coming from the kitchen. It turns out, the Jolly Green Giant is there, and he's been assigned the job of Christmas Present this year. JGG laughs and makes merry with Atticus for a while, before he stops in a sudden, drunken mood swing and starts telling Atticus about how un-merry Christmas would be. Ranting about injustices and the poor souls who lost everything and everyone on the coming Christmas day. Atticus is very upset by these stories, and begs for the JGG to bring him to these people so that he could help them... They arrive in the south side of Maycomb, and Atticus is shown the hardships of discrimination and troubles of several innocent African Americans, the ones described in the produce mascot's stories.
This infuriates the old man, and he chastizes the Jolly Green Giant for his trickery. But before he can finish, the man dressed in green beans had disappeared completely. Behind him was the Ghost of Christmas Past, who presented him with many visions. He saw himself as a young man, meeting Tom Robinson all over again. Re-living his life in the communities of Maycomb and fighting as hard as he could for what he knew was right. Then he found himself at some sort of long table, with faces he recognized. He was a member of the jury. He realized, with horror, that this was the group he had fallen in with. Racists, prejudiced, ignorant people. He watched as slowly, more began to open their hearts up to Tom... But it wasn't enough. The jury could not be swayed by the minds of a few.
Atticus felt sickened as he realized the kind of racist crap he had been spewing for the past few years and realized there was only one thing he could do to atone for it. While they were in the middle of the time vortex between visions, he grabbed the ghost of Christmas Past by the neck and steered him over... Into the past... There was a flash of light, and when Atticus woke up he was 20 years old, in the middle of a meadow, and being fast approached by brightly robed men with swords. He went too darn far back in time.
He was saved at the last second by men in black, who swept him away and fought off the swordsmen with their bare hands. They were a rebel clan of freakin' ninjas, who had allied with the humble peasants of Fuedal Japan to fight the corrupt and evil samurai lords of the late Khan Dynasty. Now, Atticus wasn't an expert on Asian history, but he was pretty sure Genghis Khan never got into Japan. But he learned soon enough that, due to a time paradox, he was now in the year 2085, and Japan, China, Mongolia, and pretty much everywhere in the northern hemisphere was a massive magical Wuxia land ruled by a cyborg Genghis Khan and his army of Wizard Lords with magic swords.
With his newly learned martial arts prowess, he fought his way across the empire with his merry band of rebels. With his fine handwriting skills, he sent a telegram to Robo Lincoln, King of Brazil, to help aid them in the coming battles. With his dry wit and sympathetic sensibilities, he convince Cyber-Khan not to be such an oppressive jerk. Peace and unity were brought to the northern and southern empires of New Earth, and Cyber-Khan and Robo Lincoln agreed to help Atticus Finch back to his old time. There was a bright light as Cyber Khan hit him with the timespace wormhole launcher, and when he woke up yet again, he was still 20 years old, in Law School.
Over the course of the years that followed, an oddly familiar story unfolded as Atticus Finch struggled to warm the hearts of a bunch of racist jerks, including a strange, melancholy old man that he felt like he knew, but could have sworn he'd never seen before. That was when the community dog came into town, bit someone, and turned them into a zombie. The finest Ninja Master in Maycomb County was quick to help Sheriff Tate exterminate the zombies and wall off the county, but Atticus still had a job to do.
The litigation was hard fought and dramatic, but Atticus eventually eased everyone to the conclusion that the state of Alabama was facing a freaking zombocalypse, and that, in the end, does race really matter between two people who are both just human beings?
Then zombies burst through the courtroom window and disembowel Bob Ewell for purely symbolic purposes, symbolizing the fact that Bob's a real pill and racism is bad... Then Heck Tate has to deal with the small horde outside for less symbolic purposes, and the rest of the story pretty much revolves around the town being holed up in the courthouse trying to survive until a post-apocalyptic, Mad-Max version of WWII happens and the Great Depression ends.
In the next book, "Go Set a Mockingbird inside of a Jack-O'-Lantern":
Somewhere in the year 1950, when Scout comes back to Maycomb County with medicine and a year's supply of jury-rigged, Post-Apocalypse weapons. She realizes that zombies are actual people, with remnants of their old selves in their animalistic psyches, which can be perfectly restored with a special medicine given to her by a mad scientist.
She replicates Zomb-X, and goes home to argue with her dad, her aunt, and her uncle about their venomous zombie racism. But their arguments are put to a stop when Calpurnia's great grandson, an endearing, tamed infected named Zeebo, is accused of murdering several of the townsfolk. Atticus begrudgingly agrees to defend Zeebo in court to keep the NAAZP off his back, and Scout investigates by enlisting the help of a charming cannibal named Anthony Hopkins to find the real culprit and put an end to her father's ignorance. But the killer turns out to be the vengeful ghost of Bob Ewell, who is mostly intangible and refuses to let the sheriff take him into the courthouse for the trial he deserves.
Will Scout stop the killer and sort out her family problems before Zeebo gets wrongfully jailed? Can Atticus Finch keep the townsfolk from lynching Zeebo? Will Atticus Finch keep the townsfolk from lynching Zeebo? Will Anthony Hopkins go crazy and start eating people again? Why are you asking me? It's not even a real book, get over it!