1. You're making a very, very generous assumption in hypothesizing that the reason we haven't responded is because we're pretending not to like the game because we have girlfriends. In fact, that's rather the last assumption I would ever make about anyone on the internet. At all. Ever. I'm actually flattered.
2. What do you think this is, fucking Roblox? This is a website where people can do other things besides post on the forums. Believe it or not, the people you're talking to might not actually be there. Magical, right? Just because nobody responds in the first fucking hours doesn't mean that nobody here plays CODZ. They could just not be responding because there's other threads they'd rather be posting in. For all you fucking know, they could just be playing COD Zombies rather than responding because they don't feel like discussing it and would rather be on there than sitting around talking about it.
3. "I'm not sure how many of you play COD, even less, Zombies". Zombie mode is literally the only reason to approach any of those money-grabbing shitpiles.
4. Now, moving on to the part about them thinking we're nerds... Have you ever seen the way nerds are treated in society anymore? Has the horribleness of the Warriors fandom finally warped timespace and brought you here from the 80s to live in our futuristic time period? Nerdiness these days is somebody NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT. Do you know the kind of shit you'd have to be into to be considered nerdy by the average person these days? You'd have to go on about Icepick Lodge games or HP Lovecraft and shit during a discussion about the media. Call of Duty is Jersey-core shit. It is LITERALLY what the Jocks come home and play after a long day of giving 'gamer' gamers swirlies. You're an Avengers fan? Congratufuckinglations, so is everyone else who isn't an ardent Batman fan. There is nothing about being a nerd anymore that makes you socially different. Everyone does nerdy things. The line is blurred, and nobody gives a goddamn shit. Everyone who does is a sad, hypocritical relic, and everyone who considers themselves a 'real nerd' is just a hipster who can't find anyone who relates to his fandom.
5. And the girlfriends that I highly doubt anyone here has would take us to mars, because women are from mars and men are from venus. Haha, you switched the old phrase around, I see what you did there!... I mean, that's also generously assuming that you did put that much thought into it and aren't just being "HAHA I'M SO RANDOM AND INTERESTING LOL", when really, you're only the annoying one of those two adjectives... Are you sure you're 13? I just can't help but feel like you're younger than that.
6. Donald Trump is the king of mars, and there are self-respecting ladies that would actually agree to follow him and actually bother living with humans on a planet as shitty as earth... Yeah. That makes sense.
7. What the fuck is a "toot"? You're on the fucking internet, Guzzi. I don't care how uptight your parents are. You're on the same website as Endmaster is. Even if your mom is like something out of Carrie, if you get into these depths of the internet, you can at least properly describe a fart like a real man and not with such ridiculous euphemisms. Donald Trump is a forceful, disgusting bastard! He would not look at the sacrificed brains of worthless nerd peasants and "toot" on them. He would be loud! Rude! Crude! He would bend over and unleash a furious, somehow Mexican-insulting lion's roar. He would shit on those goddamn brains with an airblast for the world to hear, and he would bellow, "Yer a buncha fekin' LOSAHS!" before flying off to start his presidential campaign on Earth, only to be voted out in favour of late-campaigner Nicholas Cage, because goddammit America.
8. It's pronounced "pOn". Everyone knows that, scrub.
