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Hi, looking for a writer to do a short (10-20K) story with a couple of branches about guy married to a superheroine, who ends up kidnapped by a (female) supervillain. Pay $0.06 / word. Writing will include sex scenes (the sex scenes themselves won't have to be all that detailed, but you still have to be comfortable writing them). DIalogue heavy. Pay in installments.

Like an actual story that will be published in real life?

If I am to do it, you gotta provide a more structured plot line then that. Tell me what you want to happen on a page, and I'll find out the best way to word it. 

Sample of my work. 

*Note that there are better writers then me.

Prolly wants an adult

Shush. Age doesn't matter - quality does. If s/he doesn't like the quality, then they can pick someone else.

If you're under 18, I need one of your parents to consent. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacity_in_English_law

Jokes aside, I'm not contracting somebody under 18 to write NSFW content. No.

*shrugs*

If it's within Site Guidelines, then I can write it. With intimate interaction between two people, it can't be described much. You can have some fancy way of saying they are without clothes and under the covers, maybe describe your personal feeling of passion, but not any more then that I don't think. 

http://chooseyourstory.com/help/articles/article.aspx?ArticleId=26

http://chooseyourstory.com/help/articles/article.aspx?ArticleId=38

Pay in installments, get the words in installments. THat's my advice to anyone who wants to take up the offer. NFI if $600 for 10K words is a reasonable rate. Also a good idea to google the words contract writer sample.

http://web.law.columbia.edu/keep-your-copyrights/contracts/samples/25

For an example. There is precisely *no* situation in the world, where a service is being provided for money, that a contract written and agreed upon, is a bad idea. You state what you will provide, they state how much they will pay.

There are horror stories regarding every situation under the sun. A new account, with two posts and zilch else to his name, provides even less guarantee then normal of fair and honest dealings.

Hmm...okay. Let me get a sample of my writing, then I'll get back to you, if that's alright.

Of course, like Iavatus said, we'll need a written contract.

Does that even really matter?

Sex Luthor. Get it!?

Says it wants it to be dialog heavy though. Guess that means a lot of dirty talk during the sex.

Why talk? It's a sacred moment.

If the villainess is raping you and your heroine girlfriend, she’ll probably be mocking you both the entire time she's doing it.

Haha.

Who talks during sex?

Damn it, that reminds me, I can only write fox porn. You primates have weird penises.

We have weird penises? You're the one with the weird penis!

Yeah, right. My penis only comes out when I need it and only gets hard when it's safely inside a female. I also have a handy little baculum, just like almost every mammal that isn't a human.

You humans are the weird ones, with your dangly, easily breakable, boneless shark dicks.

Well, okay. Still weird though...

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You thought of a story, so you write the fucking thing! Get out of here! Maybe if you let somebody think of their own story and sell it to you, we would be interested, but no! You're just some asshole trying to scam people with your company/website by making other writers write the story for you because you're all lazy shits with no creative talent!