@guzzlethat
Oh my God, I am so pissed by you five year olds. I will make this simple and clear. I will not respond to anything in this thread. Okay, here it goes:
I am shocked. Utterly shocked. Just because you have a two page story it doesn't mean that everything else is too long. The longest book I've ever read was 1,500 pages. And most people think that's short. Now go do something with your life, go play in the sandbox with all your "teen" friends.
I may seem harsh but most people will agree with me.