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Figured it was time to come lurking out of the shadows and actually post something somewhere. So, hello I guess.

Hello, welcome to the community, stranger I've never met before. :)

Yes. Hello person I have never met. :P

Oh hey there, I believe we've met before :)

Excuse my crappy memory.. But was it while playing Cards Against Humanity??

Yes that's it ^_^

Yay! Memory isn't that bad! ^-^ Hi. xD

...

... I think I know who you are...

<.<

Tiiiiiim. My boy. Hi.

... Oh, I know who you are now.

I know who she is, Slash! :D

Good job, Tim. Good job. A+.

SHE DID THE THINGY!

The... thingy?

YES, THE THINGY!

WITH THE HAND!

My profile picture. Yes, yes she did.

I think I'm gonna colour it for you still. :P

 

*color

I'm cool with that, angel.

... it can be spelled like that, though...

Colour*  Canadian spelling. :P Butt.

Too bad, buttface.

Butthead..

Hey.

I saw that.

It's okay, Tim. She doesn't have to know.

>.>

Me and him make American and Canadian jokes back and forth. Aka we're complete assholes at times.

 

I am still confuzzled.

Did you see what he edited out of his message?

Yes, but why did he?

I have no idea..

How dare. D:

YES

YEEEEEES

Of all the ways I thought you were going to go with "She did the the thingy, yes, the thingy with the hand", that was by far the most boring.

XD Lmao

Ew.

Oh, that's gross to you? Well, we know which way Tim swings now, I suppose.

Well, I think itxs gross that you would instantly think of it.

Well, it wasn't your best choice of words, Tim.

That's true, I suppose.

At least I didn't say her hand

Yeah, your hand could've also been a  lotta places, Tim. ;)

...

Oh, I getcha.

;D

Your naivety and innocence is both astonishing in the internet age and highly amusing.

Well, I mean... Yes.

You're awesome, Mel. Just thought you should know.

 

Yeah, she really is. Also, I'm sorry, Kiel.

And so is chu. <3

It's okay, man. It's okay.

Thanks Kiel. ^-^

:D Mellia!!!!!!

Haha hey Seto. :)

Hey :D

Let's go back to introductions. Don't need anymore playful banter between you and Slashy on this thread.

I'm Chris. Slashy's probably talked about me.

He says you're a bitch, Chris.

Which isn't untrue...

Hey! Stop telling the truth!

I cannot tell a lie.

Good to know.

Wow, someone thinks high and mighty of themselves.

But yeah, she knows who you are.

I told you, Chris.

Yea he has, hi Chris. :P

He's told me the same thing Tim xD

Somebody's oddly jelly. I mean, sheesh, just invite your own fake girlfriend to the site, no need to get all weird!

I dunno, I think the username 'righthand' is already taken.
 

Nope.

Oh my fucking God.
 

Yeah! Not like Slashy's the first to do it either!...

Claw brought firelady or whoever, and he didn't even make the effort to get them to sound like different people!

Firelady? Never heard of her.

She's a "Girl" that Claw "Knows in real life" and she has a red profile picture, and they sound almost the same. She has a fire-themed username or something and a red profile pic iirc. Anyone anybody knows in real life should automatically be assumed not real, because that's always right. Especially if they're not the same gender! That profile pic has to be you in a wig.

Yes, Sent. Sadly I could never look that good. XD

That's not trruuuee....

^See, you're complimenting yourself! That's something all alts do. Mellia is not real! Neither is Tim's brother or my best friend of 6 years! They're all clever falsehoods for us to look cool on the internet!...

On a slightly more serious note, what the hell are you going to do, Mellia? Dress him up like you? You sound like you're plotting something devious... Like an alt would...

Santinal's deduktiv reezining is soe gud hez so smart i am reel.

Genghis Khan never complimented you, and Genghis Khan never will, stinking, scheming peasant scum!

You're discovering my secrets. Don't do this.

... Are you saying that I'm a fake girlfriend for him? And slashy's just made this other account up to look like he has a girlfriend?

That's basically what he's saying. I'm not sure if he's serious or joking. Then again, you can never tell with Sent.

EDIT: But he's probably joking, considering that the majority of the people who've replied to his posts on this thread are his own alts.

I was serious about doubting Claw and Chris. I was joking with everyone else, but that was definitely what I was implying.

There's photographical evidence, though, and you don't look at all like a Slashy... Then again, the picture does look suspiciously photoshopped. Those flowers definitely aren't real, so how could I even begin to believe that your FACE is!? You could be Bill Clinton cleverly disguised! WHAT IF SLASHY'S NOT REAL AND YOU'VE BEEN PRETENDING THIS WHOLE TIME TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND!? WHO ARE YOU HERE FOR!? YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO KILL OBAMA, SPY!

It was snapchat.. xD

SHIT I'VE BEEN SPOTTED OUT! ABORT! ABORT!

Yes, I'm sorry, Mellia has been me this entire time.

Oh, trying to save face, are we!? I can't, the trust is gone! I just can't get over the fact that you were Mellia's alt the whole time! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE!

I'm sorry Sent, please give me another chance.

?Also, slowly waiting for this thread to be deleted.

Yea... xD It's gone to shit.

I am Tim.

No you're not. I am.

See how convincing alts can be?

I am Tim.

Can I be Tim too? :P

I did already steal your body in that Guiser setup on Epicmafia anyways

I am Tim.

I am Tim.

I am Tim.

I am Tim.

I am Tim.

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IAMTIM: PAPER OUTLAWS GUN!

by C.Sid, last updated 8/15/2016 1:19:27 PM

  GREENDON, Kylia -- IAMTIM's supports are ecstatic: despite being the challenger, IAMTIM came right out and beat Tim36D. And to add insult to injury, a whole 1 point is now claimed by IAMTIM.

"paper outlaws gun"
	vs.
paper		gun

The whole episode ended as quickly as it started: shortly after IAMTIM challenged Tim36D to a duel of RPS, the duelers made their choices. On the count of three, IAMTIM displayed a paper while Tim36D threw a gun. It was apparent that the challenger was the winner: everyone knows that paper outlaws gun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am the real Tim.

The fact that you would deviate from the original method proves that you are not Tim.

 

I am Tim.

It proves nothing.

 

I am Tim.

O.o

I am Tim. D:

Seto, this is a Tim-and-Tim conversation, so Tim your way out of it.

I am Tim.

What.. in the frickety fuck.. happened to my thread? XD

Mellia, this is a Tim-and-Tim conversation, so Tim your way out of it.

I am Tim.

Oh my gosh you two..

THIS...IS....TIMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

I am Tim.

I am Tim.

 

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/i-am-tim

My god.

I actually believe that you're Tim now.

I must go commit Timpukku.

I am Tim.

Tim is Tim.

*bites both Tim's*

Hush you two. xD

GOD DAMMIT SETO WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BITING MY ALT ACCOUNTS!? They're expensive enough as it is without you going around biting them!

But Tim is so tasty :-;

Why can't I bite Tim, Sent?

It's just a TINY bite...it doesn't do THAT much damage...not more than a crossbow to a certain area at least :3

I get that a lot.

;D

A crossbow to a certain area? Wow. I mean, it's happened to Chris, but I thought that was a unique situation.

*pats tim* I feel sorry for you. I doubt it's fun getting a crossbow to the crotch so often.

I  dunno where the crossbow part is from, but I was referring to the first part when Seto was referring to me.

Us Tim's write our bra size next to our name for convenience.

I'm obligated to make an army of Tim alts now...

It has begun.

IT'S A MODEL NUMBER, GODDAMNIT

2 L8 M8

Hm.. small.

She shot me in the dick in an RP this one time.

Mellia! *glomp* 

Hiya. 

...I think this is one of the warmest welcome threads anyone has received thus far on the site. :b

Haha well that's cool. ^-^ Probably doesn't help considering I already knew 4 of you.

Hi there. I'm Zag, I hope you have fun here.

About five days too late Zaggio.

Better late than never, I like to say.

"Hey, we got his replacement heart!"

*Whisper Whisper*

"Oh, he died 5 days ago?"

How the fuck is this thread still active?

Because people are showing up late to the party.

Lol. I never got around to saying hello.

Well hello Zag. xD Late again..

Not everyone can have an open schedule. :)

That's true..

Hey, I'm beta. Slasher probably told you about the tales of old when I was an active member.

Hi. ^-^ He's probably mentioned you a couple times, I have really bad memory.. but I recognize the name.