Unfortunately, upon this very day, 14 years ago, a very unlucky woman gave birth to a loser who later grew up to make this account. Wow.
Ooh, that'd be a lot of fun, now wouldn't it!
Yeah, two for two. I mean, that's pretty good odds, considering that my brother was born in the Soviet Union, so, yeah...
Um....Happy Birthday? Maybe?
Happy belated birthday to you!
Congratulations on turning fourteen.
My mother gave birth to a brain dead child that made this accout.
