Aditya, huh? Lol, and he even revealed his last name to you. In urban circles, bcoz the name Aditya is so common, people sometimes tend to refer to ‘Adityas’ with their last names.
Hey, I know! Reply to him by saying these exact same lines-
“OH THANKYE SO MUCH FOR YUR KIND RESPONSE! I’M SO GLAAD THAT I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE! MY LAST GF USED MEH AND LEFFT ME TO DIEE ON CHOWPATTY BEACH!! I WAS LURKING ON FB WITH A FAKE WSTERN NAME TO FIND A NEW GF. I’M WILLING TO GO OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE AND EXPERIENCE THE ESSENCE OF HOMOSEXUALITY WITH U! I’M SO EXCITED!!”
Either that, or if you want to abuse him in his own language, copy and paste these lines.
“Oye najayas auladh, tujh jaise chutyie koh na mai tukde, tukde me kat ke, uss tukde ka nimbu sherbet bana ke kutto ko pila dunge. Par woh kutte beh ulti karne lagenge, kyo? Kyoki tujh jaise thurkey, bekar madarchod ko no na koi hath bhe nahi lagayga.”
Translation-:
“Hey, you son of a bitch, I’ll chop an asshole like you into little pieces, grind those pieces into a smoothie and give them to my dogs to drink. But you know what? Even those dogs will refuse to drink that because nobody would even touch a jobless, perverted, mother fucking NEET like you.”
You can ask me for a translation if he replies.
