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Best food for combat

Most aerodynamic type of bread

Multiple weapons that can be formed from sausages excluding nunchucks and whips

Food/sauce/dipping/dressing easily applied unto the floor and easy to slip on

Best mid range food

Best long range food

Best short rage food

Creative uses of cheese

Best throwable food

Stalest bread of them all

Crackers/cookies

Creative uses for raisins

Surprise me with creative uses for cutlery/cooking shticks

Edit: Need a way to defile icecream in such a way that ice cream enthusists will hate the person defiling it. Also can not literally be defilement cuz no, just no.

Hakarl
Old dollar buns
Bear attractant
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
Pizza
Really old, non-moldy dollar buns
Hardtack
Wibbons
False eyes
Coat hangers
Let Ford handle the ice cream.

best type of ninja star cheese?

Romano. The Wisconsin kind, not pecorino, for cost reasons.

best use for a banana in a fight?

Edit: what type of fermented shark do you refer to?

Just chuck the whole banana at them.

Ass raping.
For the Hakarl? Whatever shark lives in the coastal waters of Iceland, I guess.

Sharp cheddar 

Annoyed I didn't think of that

Best food for combat : Fruitcake; almost lost a tooth just biting into one.

Most aerodynamic type of bread : Bagels. Those count, right?

Multiple weapons that can be formed from sausages excluding nunchucks and whips : Tripwires, Throwing Sausages

Food/sauce/dipping/dressing easily applied unto the floor and easy to slip on : Broth

Best mid range food : Stale Baguette

Best long range food : Coconuts (Throwing)

Best short range food : Fruitcake

Creative uses of cheese : Pair with fancy wine for a needlessly pricey snack

Best throwable food : Coconuts

Stalest bread of them all : Carnival quick-breads.

Crackers/cookies : Rice cakes

Creative uses for raisins : Fake chocolate chips, 

Surprise me with creative uses for cutlery/cooking shticks : Wall spikes, makeshift spearheads

Need a way to defile icecream in such a way that ice cream enthusists will hate the person defiling it. : Place ice cream on top of a bowl of hot white rice. I have seen people do this, and nobody knows why those people do this.

Forgot the slippery floor one. Oil. Maybe a kind from North Dakota, as there are several.

Best food for combat- Stale Bread

Most aerodynamic type of bread- BaGeLs

Multiple weapons that can be formed from sausages excluding nunchucks and whips- Knives and boomerangs

Food/sauce/dipping/dressing easily applied unto the floor and easy to slip on- Soy Sauce

Best mid range food- Cheese

Best long range food- Pizza

Best short rage food- Cookies

Creative uses of cheese- Making cows and goats faint

Best throwable food- Pizza

Stalest bread of them all- The Oldest Stale Bread Ever

Crackers/cookies- OMNOMNOM

Creative uses for raisins- Fake Rabbit Poop 

Surprise me with creative uses for cutlery/cooking shticks- CHEESE WEAPONS

For the raisin one, maybe fake boogers? Idk. And oranges, apples, basically any circular fruit/veggie is good to throw.