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Hello,
I'm new here, and since I'm using a mobile device, I often can't read texts properly.
Could I kindly request that you design a mobile-friendly website template? Thank you.
And I think there are other users who need this.

Sorry, I think I posted it in the wrong thread.
How can I delete this?

I don’t think you can delete threads.

Well, it's okay, it's fine here too.

Hey if you're willing to provide us with the codeblocks and UI design made to fit, I promise some of us will check it out

Thanks for your answer, unfortunately I'm not a programmer.

Damn. Neither am I

How about George? I heard he's one of the founders here and knows how to program.
PS: I just saw on the site that he was in Iraq for a year. I don't think he'd be too happy to see me.

The Founders haven't been active for over a decade. They pop up very rarely every now and then but they mostly leave the place to us to deal with.

As of right now we don't have any code monkeys to do anything with the site and while hopefully that changes in the upcoming year, I've been told the code resembles ancient hell spaghetti and is held together with duct tape and glue. Wasn't really designed with mobile in mind since it didn't even exist at the time. 

Who knows maybe someone can techwizard something at some point but there's other things that have to be fixed, added, and altered first.

The stories look fine on mobile. Using other parts of the site on a phone is for the chronically addicted or people who sadly are forced to log in to execute spammers while at work.

This looks like it could be fixed with a little bit of CSS code ...

Don't worrry, in 2025, at least 33% of our mods hate Israel and capitalism. Got to keep hip with the younger generation.

Interesting name. Given the recent angry kids here, one may be inclined to suspect a pending spam or hacking attack. A "missile," if you will.

I mean if we're following traditional narratives, we would have at some point created a supervillain. It's only a matter of time before this figurehead of evil probes the boundaries of CYStia's defenses, forming an intricate plan for destruction. Who this person will be, we don't know. But that this "Mexican Joker" will come to exist is a certainty. Are you the one?

One of Ryder's ongoing symptoms was presenting himself like some kind of supervillain.

"Ugh, this guy again?"

"That's right CYS, you'll never be rid of the monster you created! I've seen how you all live in fear of me! And I'm learning all the time!" *uses Inspect Element to pretend to be hacking*

In all seriousness, I find it funny they think CYS is nothing but a bunch of bullies while they invade and attempt to colonize the site and usurp the culture. It's like a bunch of men running into a feminist film club meeting while a movie is playing the being like, "Turn on the game!" stealing the tv, and then accusing the women of not being inclusive.

Okay that's not a one-to-one analogy, but I find it funny.

Oh, Ryder's backstory is much more cursed.

My first introduction to him literally was him making a thread to link to a youtube video of himself changing text on the site with Inspect Element, and it came with some ominous statement about "learning more all the time".

And I was like uh, who is this?
"Oh that's Ryder the Catfucker, he comes around sometimes. He's like 13."
"Lol, why do they call him that?"
"Well he got run out of here when he was 12 for claiming he rapes his cat IRL."

Definitely ended up more in "uncomfortable mental illness" territory than the usual raging autist child though, he kept coming back making self important statements for YEARS, and at one point sent Sentinel a bunch of unhinged DMs out of the blue ranting about all the older men on Discord who kept ghosting him when they found out he was a minor. Just a very unwholesome individual all around, and for added psychic damage he once claimed he'd gotten "over" CYS and moved on to Roblox.

That myth that some kids become expert hackers over night is far too widely accepted in society.