The object is to past what you thinkthe person above you should or would want. You should be creative. I obviously can't start b/c I'm the first post lol
I think you want... two million dollars.
Well I've already gotten some of my Christmas presents, but that was because of a little deal...fufufufufufu...
Anyway the technical list is:
Call of Duty: World at War (already gottified)
Gears of War 2 (not gottified yet)
Left 4 Dead (already gottified)
Fallout 3 (not gottified yet)
anubis, you're supposed to say what the person ABOVE you wants.
I think anubis wants to get a fucking clue as to what's going on around him. :D
Riley
Sorry, DV13. I don't understand what's going on around him. Er, me.
Anyway, I suppose I'll try again, but I'll go back to Zero...
I think Zero wants...
...a...
LIFE! Ooooooooh buuuuuuurn!
No he wants chocolate. Tch, I don't know.
LOL, it's cool, i'm just kidding. I think Anubis wants a sense of humor. (KIDDING!)
JJJ wants all the Wii games.
Silverman wants a live-sized Phoenix Wright statue.
JJJ wants a friend.
Anubis wants two friends.
Silver...um...still wants that Phoenix Wright statue...
Anubis wants Jim Carrey, Matt Damon, Batman, and Peter Griffin.
All in the same bed.
ok, seriously, Anubis wants cake. I can't be wrong, can I? Who the fuck DOESN'T want cak, right>
Huh? What are you talking about? Lord Vader is not dead? Palpatine, what is the meanining of this? P...Palpatine?
Solo wants the Leafs to not BLOW. OOOOOOOOOHHHH. (pun intended)
DarthVader wants a new Star Wars movie that doesn't suck.
Yeah? Melike wants to find a friend who shares his fetish for Neopets. (KIDDINGKIDDINGKIDDING I LOVE YOU MELIKE!)
If you don't have it, get Half-Life 2. Even if you're a braindead graphics lover, HL2 has modern-day graphics and was yet released 4 years ago. And it has a gravity gun, so you can chuck sharp cogs at zombies when ammo runs low.
Half-Life 2 is so orgasmic.
Rommel wants to challenge General Montgomery to a rematch.
Yes I made a WWII joke.
Anubis wants an weird kinky sexual anubian aritifact lol
Jimi just wants to make Anubis happy.
Zero wants to be able to be divided by.
Anubis wants whatever it was he said he wanted in his first post in the thread.
lol Seth wants 3 friends that like Rock Band 2.
Anubis just wants 3 friends period.
JJJ wants to find out that the members of Rise Against are into parkour and then go free-running with them.
October wants to read Twilight.
Rommel wants to shut up.
Nah, Rommel wants to, I dunno, meet Stalin or something.
October wants to see the Twilight movie again.
JJJ wants a new storygame by him featured
Jimi wants posts on this topic to not be unfairly deleted.
Whoa, Really? That's what I want too! How fucking bizzare!
this wont start up again. they werent 'unfairly' deleted. they were moved.
nate
Hey now. You didn't say what I wanteed. You broke the rules.
Fleshy wants Ninja Turtles 2: Secrtet of the Ooze on DVD.
im more of a gi joe guy lol but im happy with TMNT.
Darth wants (probably), for people to stop putting vague complaints on his games. :)
JJJ wants Fleshy to stop fucking around with our posts and let all those who enjoy this site do so without his tyrannical splooj infecting our threads.
Damn, JJJ, you're picky. :P
Zero wants to reiterate that he in fact detests Bob.
And I want to know what I said that was so offensive. I mean seriously, Fleshy. Don't do this to us again. It'll be your fault 100% this time. Well fine, 99%. 99.9[repeated]%. There; I'm done.
Geez man, what the hell. Why are you being such a hater recently?
JJJ wants his partents to actually love him.
JJJ wants Anubis to give 'em a big ol' hug. ;)
Zero wants to watch and rub his pee-pee.
JJJ wants to never even try to figure out the meaning of life. lol
If you think I'm provoking you, JJJ, lighten up for everyone's good.
JJJ wants a PS3.
JJJ wants a Wii.
Mage wants another spell book.
JJJ wants to see Mage pound Anubis again.
JJJ wants to see Mage pwning Aubis after his haircut that involves wings lol
JJJ wants to make it perfectly clear that if Anubis should think that JJJ's provoking him, then he should just chill out and relax.
JJJ wants to instead give Zero a Klondike bar.
And JJJ, don't worry: it's all good fun.
Anubis wants to convince himself that it IS all good fun.
DV13 wants to go fly a kite.
(That's what my Global teacher says instead of "Go fuck yourself." I find it priceless.)
(lol, that is pretty funny0
Anubis wants to fly a kite with his global teacher.
riley
DV13 wants to video tape the aforementioned kite-flying.
Anubis wants his video to be featured on: littlepeepees.gov
Zero wants to admit that he likes Anime.
Yes, Zero. And no one will know.
Anubis secretly wants to be sexually harassed.
Zero wants a PS3.
Anubis wants to give JJJ and me PS3's.
Zero wants to get Valkyria Chronicles.
Well, actually so do I.
Anubis wants to watch Berserk. :)
Zero wants a copy of Barbie's Horse Adventures.
Damn, are you reading my list? lol
(You're an atheist, right?)
When JJJ dies, he wants his corpse to feed a beautiful tree that will spring up and lighten up the forest around him.
And then a big sweaty lumberjack named Steve the Huge - for reasons other than his girth - will come over and saw the tree to the ground.
Yes, that is a Dane Cook reference; one of his best.
Anubis wants an ax for X-mas.
I get to say what I think bob wants...oooohhh.....oh, the possibilites...
...let's just say bob DOESN'T want to know what I think he wants for christmas...it involves things that go up the *** for pleasure.
DV wants to burn the image of Bob shoving a spoon up his ass out of his mind.
(I can say that, right? It's what DV WANTS.)
Zero wants to video tape Bob shoving a spoon up his arse. And then give him a PS3 for doing so.
Anubis wants to watch said video.... when he's home alone... On X-mas.
Zero wants to stalk me and watch me watch his film.
Hm, that sounds recursive.
You're a strange lad.
Anubis wants candy corn.
JJJ is the inspiration for TRASH; you hickier hick.
Rommel, you fuck everything up. (KIDDING!) U didn't say wat JJJ wanted.
Rommel wants a kick in the ass. (nothing wrong there, no threat. I didn't say I was going to kick him in the ass, just that that's what he wants because he's a deranged puppy)
Dv13 wants to kick Rommel in the ass.
Anubis wants a piece of ass LMAO
Jimi wants to have an orgy with gorillas and grizzly bears.
Very kinky.
Anubis wants a video recording of said orgy. In high definition.
Rommel wants to stalk me and watch me watch the video.
Anubis wants a copy of all three aformentioned sex videos.
Anubis want a Jalapeno Burger.
Zero wants a faggot. (yes, who DOESN'T like British metaballs made of pork offal?)
Zero wants to get some faggots. (yes, who doesn't want to get some bundles of sticks?)
in britain, i thought faggots were cigarettes... oh well.
Or they're the guys who get you the cigs.
Oh, and nate wants CAPITAL LETTERS
lol that really bugs you dont it seth? it does a lot of my friends too.
Seth wants a sequel to Haunted...wait....maybe thats me...
Fleshy wants a lobotomy
Rommel wants to see Valkyrie.
(No, I want to see Valkyrie! Because it has Adolf Hitler Tomithy Cruise in it!)
Corinthian wants The World Ends With You 2.
Anubis wants the theaters to stop showing Valkyrie immediately. He told me so himself.
Gematria wants Zero to want to be an alive dog.
Mage wants JJJ to reply to his post before Anubis. Poor Mage.
(I just realized. Because of me, Mage did not recieve what he wanted for x-mas... Haha, great!)
JJJ wants a soul.
And a PS3.
Anubis wants to be deprived.
Gematria wants to read the PM I sent him 10 fucking minutes ago...Dumbass.
Ahahah....
DV wants to play mafia.
DS wants to be with me intimately.
It feels weird just saying that. Haha
JJJ wants to punch Obama in the nose.
Zero wants a PS3 to punch JJJ.
I personally ACT gay when I'm joking with my friends, and so do some of my friends if they want to play along with the joke. While I'm quite the heterosexual, there's nothing more hilarious than making fun of yourself in a sarcastic way and get people to lol.
Example:
Friend: You like it up the butt, Anubis.
Me: Yup, last night was pretty fun, man.
lolz
And yes, my friends call me Anubis.
And yes, I am kidding.
Anubis wants to punch DS in the nose twice.
Even though I like my DS,
Zero wants a copy of Left 4 Dead.
Anubis wants to give me his DS...
How generous.
Gematria wants to understand the significance of the PS3.
Gematria wishes that we were more closely related than cousins because he thinks that kind of thing is sexy hot.
Gematria wants a sense of humor. I didn't post it.
Vader wants his own cereal, so he can stop Admiral Ackbar's boasting
Rommel wants to engage Admiral Ackbar in combat. Preferrably in North Africa.
(btw, Gem you kinda ruin the fun when you take a relatively long time to explain what DV13 wants, insist on using a tired old joke that you didn't make up, and then steal my inside joke.)
Anubis wants to steal DS away from me. No complaints.
Zero wants to live forever
Rommel wants to understand that death is the road to awe.
Anubis wants deez nuts
Jimi wants to bring sexy back.
DV13 wants to watch Star The Clone Wars Wars.
Anubis wants to keep DV's spot in line.
Rommel wants to get a job.
Corinth wants a PS3.
Anubis wants to drag out this PS3 joke until we all convert to 360. Evil, evil man.
Zero wants anubis to quit with the PS3 comments, clearly.
Seth wants to undermine Anubis's superiority (hah!) by not capitalizing the first letter of "anubis." :p
DS wants his identity back.
DS wants all the pre-Nymphetamine Cradle albums. :) They're wonderful.
Gematria wants to get the "DS wants his identity back" joke.
Gematria and anubis both want to start being able to come up with clever ideas for this game, instead of listing random items.
Gem wants to fill aforementioned hole with his pingas.
(...Made out of what exaclty? Your pingas? I can't work with a one-centimeter nub. Sorry.)
Gem wants to watch the film with Seth whilst they hold hands.
DS wants me to post in his "'Positive' Debate" thread.
Gem wants to change his avatar.
