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deadly_sinner66

Old thing, still fun.

14 years ago

Welcome to CutYourSelf.com!

CutYourSelf.com is a community-driven website centered on Cut-Your-Own-Artery style storygames. Members cut their own arteries, read and comment on other members’ arteries, participate in the forum, and improve their slicing ability.

CutYourSelf.com is your source for online interactive friction – with members all around the globe.

 

Top 5 Methods for New Users

Simple blades for new users
Snow:If It's Red, I'm Dead.

Top 5 Advanced Methods

Advanced blades for experienced users
Mommy, Can I Go Out And Cut Myself Tonight? 
The Wal*Mart Game! (Buy your razors HERE!) 
The Free Hand(Other One's busy Cutting).
Vengeance: On Myself.
Light Space (Because Myspace is for n00bs).

 

News and Uppercuts

CYS v20081121 - Updates

Posted 11/19/2008 by alexp-master cutter himself. DUN DUN DUN.

Few changes this time around ...

  • #103270 - Empty souls cannot be sold.
  • #103275 - My Pictures of myself cutting never leave my mind. HELP ME GOD!
  • #103276 - Allow "Storygame Admins" to cut, you haven't tried, YOU DON'T KNOW.
  • #103277 - Add Mentally Insane Section, the door's open.

So, should you want your blood bottled and kept safely for Robert Pattinson... just go fuck yourself.

CYS Updates (v20081108)

Posted 11/7/2008 by alexp

Two changes this time...

  • #103049 - Top members rated by how many scars you have.
  • #103208 - Cutting yourself is gay bug fixed, it's not, it's hella fun.

Put quite simply, cutters, here are some genres for pictures to carve in :

  • War...gasm. :)
  • Motion Picture(THE BLOOD MOVES)
  • Life(it sucks, so cut).
  • Based Off A True Story
  • Puzzle Piece(yeah, Jigsaw cut those into people, he's so damn cool).
  • RPG
  • Humor(cutting is not a laughing matter, but the Holocaust is).
  • Serious
  • Homo
     

Now we don't have a way to browse cuts by tag yet... mostly because no one here has the balls but me! So, that'll be the next effort: cutting the various members out there. And currently, the only way to cut yourself sideways, since you're all pussy noobs, and I'm not. That, however, will change soon -- we'll allow admins/mods start cutting themselves when they decide to quit being little bitches and deleting posts off when they're losing arguments.

Also, keep in mind that, this site is very gay. Not to be taken lightly, I will fuck your butt.

 

Thanks! Sodomy and Lust to you all!

 

 

JJJ-thebanisher

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14 years ago
Didn't think it was that good. Why would we be commenting on arteries? That doesn't even make sense and the analogy fails at that point. Stretched too far. Thought that the storygame manipulations were either unfinished or corny. Pop references (Robert Pattinson) don't fit at all and the paragraph in after the really poorly done genre modification is just terrible. I'm serious, if you're going to do something like this, do it right.
deadly_sinner66

Old thing, still fun.

14 years ago

Okay, then you do it. You seem to be the big dick around here.

JJJ-thebanisher

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14 years ago
Why the hell would I want to come up with something like this? It's really stupid and I've no incentive to spend my energy doing something so tasteless.
Anubis

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14 years ago

Physically, I'm the big dick 'round these parts, but JJJ is indeed the resident metaphoric big dick.

And yeah, it was cute, but you're an idiot and I hate you, so I hate your work.

sakket

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14 years ago

honestly cant say this was time well-spent.

Anubis

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14 years ago

btw, in response to the title of this thread:

"Just like your mom."

EndMaster

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14 years ago
Suggestions:

"chooseyourstory.com" changes to "chooseyourorgy.com so easily plus deviant sex practices covers wider ground than suicide, and you can still include cutting yourself while having sex.

You have to change every story title to fit with the joke, otherwise it doesn't work. (You could've changed mine to "Ground Up Emo" for example)
Anubis

Old thing, still fun.

14 years ago

...Endmaster, you never cease to disturb my soul.