Now hold on there, if you think hitting my friend in the face with a dog chain is the worst I've done that just hold on there!
You remember the episode of Family Guy when Stewie allowed Brian to iht him in the face but Brian held it off to torture Stewie before pushing him in front of a bus?
Well, imagine I'm Brian and my little brother is Stewie but instead of pushing him in front of a bus, I hit him in the groin with a metal baseball bat as hard as I could.