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It's just one question.

Which of the following is the worst idea for a CYOA?

A. You are a Nazi Death Camp Guard

B. You are a Complete Pedophile

C. You are an AIDS Crack Whore

D. You are a Suicide Bomber

Remember, YOU MUST CHOOSE! It's really important. I'll explain why later.

Bonus points if you explain your reasoning.

C. Because you will have to go into great detail of how you got your day to day life and then upon that your addiction to crack

C: because you have aids, and you're a crack whore, it's pretty much going to be the most predictable and stupidly gory (unlike smartly gory) out of all the options. You'll either end up dead (actually chances are you'll end up dead no matter what) or you'll recover from your addiction and become a nun, there's really not much to base anything on. Also most people just wouldn't like to play a crack whore.

Also if it's a pointless quiz how are we getting points? (wordplay FTW)

But the German guard and the pedophile more than likely wont end up dead. If the guard just gives up the allies will just take him to court and the pedo well he's just a pedo

D:

Your far more likely to die since that's kind of what your character is made to do. Not saying dieing in a CYOA game is a bad thing. It's just that the story would be really, really short.

That and the choice makes a frown.

But the lead up to it could make it interesting and the bomb could malfunction

possible endings...

1. You succed and die

2. You fail and die

3. You succed until you push the button, in which the bomb malfuctions and you still die anyways.

4. All mortals die in the end so if you somehow survive the bomb-explosion at point-blank range you will still die from being a mortal. :)

Still I can't disagree with the actual story making it interesting.

Or just go along with it he turns good or the bomb doesn't explode at all

No reason to think it's short. The story coud be you getting to the site of the bombing, not neccesarily having first choice be an explosion. Especially with Endmaster at the helm.

B

I can only imagine the comments section.

^ Dat post

B

Because I think you're going to pick the one we vote as the worst, so reverse psychology!

For explanations:

- D would always have the same ending, so it's boring

- A would just involve creative ways of killing people, you've done plenty of that.

- C would be after B, but drugs are bad mkay.

Yes mister mackney m'kay

I would have to go for C.

I mean, can't it get any more interesting with you having AIDs and a crack addiction?  I wonder what's it like being on the prostitute end of the spectrum...

Do you really wonder about these things

D I agree with Fireplay. The story would be way to short

"No reason to think it's short. The story coud be you getting to the site of the bombing, not neccesarily having first choice be an explosion. Especially with Endmaster at the helm." Now that I think about it, he could involve a whole backstory as to why you developed into a suicide bomber.

C, because it doesn't have a point, like A, which has a point (a sharp one at the top), B (a not so sharp one at top and bottom) and D(which like B, has 2 points at the top and bottom). After all, it's Endmaster's POINTLESS quiz, so the answer is the one with no point.

C

you have AIDS and you are a whore so you cant pay for treatment.Plus you are addicted to crack which is certainly not helping. So you are still a whore to pay for your crack and spending money you could be saving for curing your aids. All choices seem bad.

Okay cool, this is all good stuff.

Going to leave this for awhile in case anyone else wants to answer or debate the issue. I'll see you all later.

And remember, this is still REALLY important.

Wait...

Is this for Eternal!?

Doubt it, probably either a future story game that he'll make for fun, or it REALLY IS pointless

What're ya, 17 or 18?

 

A. You are a Nazi Death Camp Guard - Could be a very interesting game. Historical aspect; possible redemption aspect; or just plain cathartic brutality aspect; Likely to specifically offend Jewish players without a possible redemption aspect though...

B. You are a Complete Pedophile - Would be very hard to care about the "protagonist" here and play would either offend the player greatly (or encourage abhorrent fantasies in a select few)...

C. You are an AIDS Crack Whore - Could be an interesting game, depending on the plot-based activities of the protagonist. Possible redemption aspect; cathartic aspect; Likely to specifically offend women, but certainly not all...

D. You are a Suicide Bomber - Could be an interesting and fun game, depending on the tone. A parodic tone for example, could be very entertaining, with a bumbling bomber having to go through incredibly extreme measures and spectacular failures before finally getting it right and "winning" the game. A straight forward tone would likely be offensive to most and provide little empathy for the "protagonist"...
 

I'm going to say that B is the worst idea, on account of the fact that you would not be able to describe the actions of the protagonist in visceral detail (at least not on this site), thereby dooming the story to a lack of detail.

So the majority think B&C will fail? A&D could make interesting storys?

I actually think C is the best idea. It practically guarantees a conflict between the reasonable, rational, Apollonian side of human nature (as supplied by the player of the game who must try to make the best choices) and the Dionysian side (as represented by the protagonist's addiction to crack). The rational mind has to deal with illogical circumstances - why did I start using crack? Why do I continue to use crack when it is a detriment to my physical health, which directly impacts my ability to turn tricks? This is the foundation of great tragedy.

C.) There could be some humor involved, but most likely it's just gonna be sad and boring. I like all the others more :P

Okay and that's the end of Round One!

Scoring so far…

Penguin
Answered with C: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points
Early bird bonus of being the first one to answer question: 5 points

Drak
Answered with C: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points
Attempted to bring mirth to the thread with wordplay: 10 points

Fireplay
Answered with D: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points
Advertised Eternal in the thread: 10 points

Playa
Answered with B: 50 points

Killa
Answed with B: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points
Attempted reverse psychology and attempted to anticipate my motives: -200 points

Swift
Answered with C: 50 points
Pontificated about what it would be like to a prostitute: Raised eyebrows from the audience

Lexi
Answered with D: 50 points

Xt
Answered with C: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points
Used "outside of the box" type of thinking: 30 points

hugo
Answered with C: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points

Berka
Wrote a long analysis of each possible choice expressing pros and cons of them all in a well thought out and well worded manner: 200 points
Didn't follow directions by not answering the original question: -50 points

Loon
Answered with B: 50 points
Gave thought out reasons: 50 points
White Knighted downtrodden whores everywhere by giving a well worded reason of why it was the best story idea out of all the choices: 10 points and Swift's admiration

Bo
Answered with C: 50 points
Praised my potential to write a good story about suicide bombers: 100 points

TOTAL SCORES FOR ROUND 1

Berka: 150 points
Bo: 150 points
Xt: 130 points
Drak: 110 points
Fireplay: 110 points
Loon: 110 points
Penguin: 105 points
hugo: 100 points
Lexi: 50 points
Playa: 50 points
Swift: 50 points
Killa: -100 points

Round Two:

Last chance to change your answers!

Bonus points if you can think of a worse CYOA theme than all of the above!

And don't forget this is still VERY important.

In Endmaster's game, being last place IS winning.

All according to plan :D

Highlight for a story:

A story about a Zoophiliac who raises cats and well, you can guess what he does with them. Actually, in the spirit of CYS, let the player choose what animal they raise.

More of trying to anticipate endmaster, Killa? <-<

I don't think I wanna change it, I'm sure you can find a way to make a disease-riddled prostitute entertaining, only I think it's what would bring the least entertaining choices out of the four, and therefor the "worst" storygame. 

Worst storygame: The tragic story of a Dendrophiliac and his oak wife. The dendrophiliac realizes that the world will never understand his love, and he launches a crusade to chop down the residents of a nearby logging community until he's gunned down and sent to join his wooden soulmate.

You could have him do epic battles. And one ending where he survives.

Worst choice for a story game? You are a floorboard. Most boring shit ever.

You could look up the skirts of all the women walking over you.

And if you're a masochist, you'd be in heaven 24/7.

If you're a floorboard you won't care about women's skirts, and I (and I'm guessing also end master) am DEFINETLY not a masochist, therefore both of those wouldn't work out.

also, no eyes so how would you see?

With no brain how could you comprehend a story as a floorboard?

Imagine you were an asexual creature who can't see or hear, and the only sound you can make is creaking. 

The flooRBoard is mAsochist so it is in heaven,

A worse storygame? Playing as a penguin. It would be horribly depressing. 

Well depends if you were a plant just doing the same thing day in day out.

and why C is a good answer I can probably think of another one post in like 2 hours

Conversely, playing as a Mustache Lobster would be absolutely riveting.

Push the big red button...

*choice: push button; nothing happens.*

-You die from starvation due to your obsession with the Big Red Button.-

End game.

Playing as a blind, deaf, mute, can not taste, can not feel, person with muscle atrophy and had and IQ of 50 before because of an accident became like this. He aslo has no imagination

That's called bein either dead or a vegetable

His mind is still there. He can think.

50 IQ? that is NOT thinking

He is not dead whatever it is. And IQ isnt the supreme measure of inteligence.

umm... it kinda is <.<

And that is why it is a bad idea for a story game. You cant do much.

Well what it is like to be a parasite ridden person who cannot be in contact with anyone for fear of killing them whilst just waiting to die

He could do quite a bit of things. Try to find a cure. Cononct one using help of a mage. Actually any idea can be turned great unless we profoundly detail em.

But he cannot talk to said Mage because he would kill him and there is no cure

Dont you think magic could be used to stop one measly parasite?

He can't talk to him because the parasite would kill him

as in, if he tries to talk to anyone the parasite will kill the host.

 

Yes and then the parasite will go to nearest live thing

The mage has a defensive spell against parasites.

Ok but the stupid thing will still search

??

Playing a parasite like that has the potential for being intensely awesome 

You aren't the parasite though

I do believe I can devise several themes worse than any of these.

1. You play as some sort of overbearing, moral guardian-type parent trying to prevent your child from being exposed to anything remotely violent and/or sexual by trying to force its censorship. On every page, there is an explicit description of whatever depraved/gory/pornographic thing you're crusading against at that particular moment. Obviously, every player will hate this story, because normal people will have no interest in having to play the role of an overzealous moral guardian; whereas actual moral guardians will no doubt be disgusted by the amount of filth included in the story.

2. A linguistics puzzle gone horribly awry: every individual letter in every word in the entire storygame is from a different language. Not only would this be completely incomprehensible to all but the most hardcore of geniuses, but it would also be a nightmare to write, as the author would have to be careful to make sure that each letter in the encrypted word comes from a word of equal length, so it would at least make some semblance of sense. This constraint would make it nearly impossible for the author to actually say what he or she wished to say in an efficient manner. (E.g., in case I didn't clarify very well how this would work, to communicate the word 'puppy,' the author might combine: puppy (English), štena (Slovak), küçük (Azerbaijani), ????? (Russian), and pentu (Finnish), thereby creating the new word ptç?u. You can see how prohibitively complicated this process would be, if it were used to write an entire storygame.)

3. An equally frustrating storygame: the player must gather information throughout the story, with the ultimate goal of choosing which candidate to vote for in a presidential election. The only choices are a democrat or a republican.

Actually the 1st one sounded like an entertaining story to do. It would be good as either the child or the parent/guardian.

Entertaining to do? Perhaps. To play? Clearly not.

well, it depends. I originally considered something like that , but 1 and 3 both have the potential to be very funny depending on the author. really any story does.

For example in the case of the parent/guardian you could be taking ridiculous measures to try and stop your child (I.E: pay CIA, phone trackers, go through ridiculous scenarios to get out of the house or find your kid, ect...)

and the republican democrat thing could be much more ridiculous, as endmaster could easily write extremely offensive versions of the canditates that, let's face it, everyone finds funny, and we could have a great time doing that

I.E: for example, one fo the canditates would give a ridicuous speech about something or another, and then do something stupidly stereotypical, and then the other would do something of the like, and then you would jump in, attempting to pick one. If you want to be even more amusing, make the decision make, (you) a complete idiot with no understanding of politics whatsoever

Alright, I can see how those plots could potentially yield amusing stories; but the same is true for any conceivable plot, so long as the author possesses the skill and inclination to make it so. (Which Endmaster clearly does).

However, as soon as you peel away the thin veneer of humor, I'm sure you'll find that any stories based on my ideas would be truly and profoundly unsatisfying. Why? Because there are no good options. Yeah, you might be amused by the ridiculous extents to which the protagonist attempts to prevent his/her child from obtaining questionable material - but at the end of the story, you'll realize that as a result of your mildly amusing adventures, your child has become a naive, socially inept loser with a growing sense of resentment towards you. Since this is the only end of the story, it is bound to be an unsatisfying experience.

Or, in the #3, the candidates (and the voter) could easily be portrayed in a humorous way. In fact, it may be difficult not to portray them that way. But this little bit of humor doesn't change the fact that regardless of which choice you make, the federal government is going to continue to wage illegal wars of aggression, run a huge budget deficit, erode your liberties and collude with corporate interests at your expense. With the realization that your choices are powerless to effect the course of the story comes a deep sense of shittiness. You might laugh throughout the thing, but when you finally get through it, you will feel like you have just wasted a bunch of time and you will come away unhappier and more cynical for having played it.

Therefore I stand by my claim that all three of my ideas are very poor options for a storygame.

Well, if you're looking for fulfilment in a story game I suggest that person gets out more :p

Your character needs to rest. Now go level up yourself before resuming the game.

... Eh?

It's adding humour to your post about fulfilment in storygames. It's supposed to make fun of people who never leave their DnD/Tv's for the real world. But I shouldn't explain the joke...

Also the worst story would be the aftermath of Eternal being canceled and taken down.

The second one isnt really a worst idea. It is just something hard to decipher. If you can read it, it could be a very entertaining story.

Here is one 'worst idea for storygame' storygame according you.

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[Option]Fbddgysuaibgvds

 

See, it could easily be randomn letters.

 

I don't understand what you're trying to say... that looks like a fairly shitty storygame if you ask me. And no, it wouldn't be "random letters." If I wanted to write the word 'balls' by the method I described, I wouldn't just mindlessly type gibberish; I would have to find five words, each from a different language, each of which translates to 'balls', each with five letters, and then I'd have to pick a different letter from each of those words to make up one letter of the encrypted word. E.g.,

Balls (English) + hoden (German) + buloj (Esperanto) + kúlur (Icelandic) + coaie (Romanian) = bolue.

How could this method yield anything other than an incredibly frustrating storygame? You say "If you can read it, it could be a very entertaining story," but the point is that it would take such a ridiculous amount of time trying to decode the words by guessing which words from which languages contributed which letters that it would take forever to read - and even if you took the time to decode a word, there would be absolutely no guarantee that you did so correctly, since there will be more than one possible 'translation' for many of them!

This is easily one of the worst ideas for a storygame ever conceived, I assure you. It has all of the incomprehensibility and un-fun-ness of a game of pure gibberish, combined with the extreme frustration of knowing that it can be understood - but that you just don't have the time and/or intelligence to do so!

See, I think Galo's just saying that a worse storygame would be random gibberish. Though, to be honest, I find that your idea would be much worse.

Thank you.

Answer to Original Question: B would be the worst idea.

Also, I may not have been the early bird, but I should still get points for being a bird.

Round 2
I can't believe out of all these deviants, no one has suggested bestiality. Not that I endorse it, but a story about a compulsivly lascivious zoo-keeper and his extra-curricular conquest could really turn a few interesting comments. Bonus points for checking 'Siberian Tiger' off the 'list' and living to brag about it to the chimpanzes...

(I did suggest bestiality. It was actually the first suggestion suggested.)

oooh - so you did!

(sneaky secret writing!)

Ha! Bet you thought there was secret writing here. Suspicious sucker aren't you!

It's okayb Berka I still think you should get points for being a bird

And that's the end of Round Two!

Scoring so far…

Everyone gets 10 points for sticking to their guns and not changing their answers except for Berka who didn't give an answer the first time around. Aman and galo don't get anything either since they came in late.

Aman

Late entry fee: -50 points
Bringing politics into this thread by mentioning penguins: -50 points

Berka

Coming up with fairly offensive premise for a story, but probably not much worse than the worst one up there: 1 point

Bo

Your idea while strange is not really "icky" enough to be excessively offensive and is actually too interesting to be boring. Not close to the worst CYOA potential.

You've got love, obsession, revenge, tragedy, one man against the world… I mean hell, those are like some of the major themes of more than a few movies and books. Probably better.

If you went in one direction, you've got a good horror premise. Go in another direction and you've potentially got a romance story and enough explosions of logging camps so it appeal to guys as well as girls.

-5 points for coming up with something half way decent.

Drak

Confidence that I could write something good out of Loon's suggestions: 5 points

Floorboard protagonist… more like FloorBORED protagonist AMIRITE?

Boring premise to be sure, could only make it interesting by having amusing things happen around it. Like say deciding to creak while a burglar is in the house leads to the home owner waking up and shooting the burglar who then promptly bleeds all over you.

1 point for the good attempt

Fireplay

Advertising Eternal: 5 points

galo

Late entry fee: -50 points

So basically your idea is "Johnny got his gun the CYOA" but without the horror of the protagonist having intelligence to even be aware of being in such a hellish state. Really only salvageable by going the humor route like the Floorboard story since actions are limited.

2 points for the good attempt and for making it potentially "offensive" (Retarded cripple protagonist)

hugo

While the plant story suggestion ranks up there with being so boring that it would suck more than being too offensive. I can still see a way to get some milage out of it if you made it a venus fly trap. Still more to do than a floorboard.

1 point for the good attempt

Killa

Continuing to be smug and over confident: -100 points
Giving me answers that I need to highlight for no good reason: -50 points
Coming up with fairly offensive premise for a story, but probably not much worse than the worst one up there: 1 point

Loon

Agreement that I could write something funny out of his suggestions: 5 points

1& 3: Humorous takes aside, I can still see those premises being interesting to play.

3 is probably easier to do, there's a lot of people that get into detective work/political themes. By the end of it, you pick who you think would be the best candidate. Granted maybe there aren't any, but picking the lesser evil out of several is a fairly common occurrence in CYOAs.

1, if done a certain way,  its basically a variation on playing as a pedophile meaning that it's probably on par with that premise.

2, while definitely unfun to play, it would probably would five times as unfun for the writer to create, leading to it not even getting created in the first place.

All in all 3 points for the good attempts.

Penguin

The parasite ridden person story is somewhat of a variation of being an AIDS crack whore except without the crack whore part which makes it less offensive and probably slightly more hopeful. The protagonist can still try to find a cure even without verbal communication via writing or even sign language. They could even try to find it by themselves, which means its not even boring due to all the potential actions you can take.

No points gained or lost for your answer.

Scoring so far…

Bo: 155 points
Berka: 151 points
Xt: 140 points
Loon: 128 points
Drak: 126 points
Fireplay: 125 points
Penguin: 115 points
hugo: 111 points
Lexi: 60 points
Playa: 60 points
Swift: 60 points
galo: -48 points
Aman: -100 points
Killa: -239 points

LAST ROUND!

Bonus points if you can guess which one of those original choices I've actually written at one time.

As always this is still EXTREMELY important.

I'm pretty sure the complete pedophile was in Tales from the Basement.  

Hmmm... I don't recall that, but there was incest in that story to a degree...

Aids crack whore was definitely in a very special choose your own story, nazi death guard was nowhere, pedophile was in tales of a basement dweller (you were in your 20ms and you were an anime addict and the girl was your 15 old cousin), and the suicide bomber was... Nowhere, you already did c and b though, that is for sure.

Being attracted to a 15 year old isn't pedophillia, it's ephebophilia.

How do you even know that

Because smartness?

Urban Dictionary . com

Hey now, don't go revealing the secrets of smartness.

Urban dictionary.com eh? Might have to go check it out.

Godspeed.

Ok

Watch out for Rule 34!

He was I his 20/30's an she was 15, that is punishable as pedophilia under law 

How so Mr. Lawyer?

Under OUR law. Our law isn't scientifically accurate. Not to mention I'm pretty sure it'd be tried as statutory rape, not pedophilia.

Also depends on time period I mean Edgar Allen Poe was married this 12 year old cousin so it just depends on the time period or dimension that it is set in

It isn't accuate, not that I care about the accuracy of law right now, just proving that I'm technically right

Did it ever say what time period or where it was at in this storygame you are set on?

Oh trust me, it was modern times. Also he actually called you a pedophile several times in the game

You aren't though, as I just said. Pedophilia has to do with children under the age of puberty, AKA 13 years old. Between that and the age of consent is generally charged as statutory rape.

Ok I'm talking about a freaking game not laws today

Then stop joining in on the conversation, lol.

Well, screw that, I'm still right

.....

*Snip.

You are not right I'm providing evidence that is disproving your theories

All of my what?

Your theories the statuary rape thing THIS IS A WEBSITE ABOUT STORIES stories could be put at anywhere or time or dimension whatever you want so laws could be different in a story

.............................................................

I'm talking about OUR laws TODAY. Different times in different places has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

I know this I'm talking bout in a story game the pedophile thing if you married a fifteen year old cousin in different times it was okay

That's great and all, but in his story it wasn't in different times, so your argument is irrelevant.

Does it ever say what year it was so your argument is invalid

 

By defintion, the story game doesn't even need to be using our definition for words. It could be in a universe where sex means trading pokemon cards, and that being called a pedophile was actually being really nice to kids. 

They are really nice to kids, until they rape them

anyways he calls you a pedo in the story so I am RIGHT

It's quite common to refer to anyone liking someone under 18 as a pedo, doesn't mean it's correct.

Well, raping isn't all that nice, is it? 

Hey, 1 in 2 people enjoy it....

Yikes.

So I'm 16 and I like someone 16 and that makes me a pedo

Yes.

How

Because science.

Bull butter. We would both be underage so it wouldn't make neither of us a pedo you fool. So screw you and your science. Logic mofo t (o.o)t

 

pe·do·phil·i·a  

Doesn't mention anything about if one is underage or not.

Aman come on now get your denotations outta here

child  (chld)n. pl. chil·dren (chldrn)

Not 16 year olds

Implying I was actually serious, lol.

But it says children not teenagers

So anyways, how's eternal doing? You're such a great author, infinite story isn't that bad for a website

totally not shamelessly plugging for points

Kiss ass

You have to advertise it through your answer. Not by mentioning it.

Anyway's I personally think A and B have been seen in some fashion in your stories and I want to say D was in a different story somewhere on this site. Also Endmaster could be secretly planning a sequel to Necromancer or thinking about which story he has written over on infinite story to transfer over to this site.

Thank you all knowing mind of fireplay

Now that I think about it A could be Rask in Eternal and how you basically turn the villages up there into prison/death camps while you were in the Empire.

I've read his stories on infinite story. The ones he hasn't transferred are because of maturity (in one you're a mega rapist and the other is an erotic and crappy retelling of our necromancer)

I do like how this went from coming up with ideas of bad stories to which one he did to a discussion about pedophilia and rape

Welcome to the fourms, they are inhabitated by Aman, BerkaZerka, Fireplay, Swift, and so many more... 

Thanks man seems everyone hereis insane out the membrane

Well, despite what some of my associates are saying, I do not regard the Anime Addict protagonist to be a complete pedophile, considering that depending on your choices he may not display any pedophilic tendencies whatsoever. Therefore, he does not satisfy the conditions of B.

Also despite what some of my associates are saying, I couldn't find any path in A Very Special CYOA which involve becoming an AIDS-infected crack whore. While it is possible to contract AIDS in that storygame, it is not done by exchanging sexual services for crack, so it does not satisfy the conditions of C.

Of course, I couldn't find A or D anywhere either, so we'll have to examine the likelihood that you wrote one of these and never published it. This shifts the likelihood onto A or B, because these, being the most fucked up, would be the ones which you would presumably least want to unleash upon the world. Or maybe you would prefer to unleash them. So this point doesn't count for much, I suppose.

I think C is less likely because you tend to write about protagonists who struggle with emotional issues, while crack addiction is a physiological issue for the most part.

D is a possibility... suicide bomber seems like the one which you would be least likely to come up with off the top of your head for the purpose of inclusion in this quiz, because it's the greatest departure from what you normally write. Perhaps you wrote D in the past, when you had somewhat different interests?

Back to A, you certainly expressed a disapproval of the Nazis in A Very Special CYOA. Would this be enough to dissuade you from writing about a Nazi protagonist? I'm going to say not. Another thing worth mentioning is that this idea may leave some room for the player's decisions to have an effect on the nature of the protagonist's psychological problems, which is something you often like to do. This is in contrast to B and D, in which the protagonist's psychological problems seem to be predetermined.

Another strike against B is that it, being an Endmaster storygame, it would have to include explicit detail. I may be wrong, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you have never felt the desire to write explicit scenes of pedophilia. (This is assuming that "pedophilia" refers to sexual attraction to pre-pubescent individuals, and not whatever nonsense my associates are blathering about.)

So, final answer: A.

I'm sure answer d might just possibly be in ground zero

D seems like the most fun, so it's probably the one you did before.

A seems too unoriginal.

B seems too much, even for you.

C seems fine, until you realize you've never had a female protagonist, so it's doubtful you did it.

As always:

Ε?μαι προφαν?ς πρ?κειται να κερδ?σει.

:D

Hehehe...

I have to say, I think a completely insensitive and callous mocking of a retarded person's day to day adventures would be worth doing, just for the satirical value alone. Can't say it's the worst idea for a CYOA story though (as it would probably be unabashedly hilarious), but it deserves honorable mention.

As for the bonus question, I seem to recall talk of a 'B'-type game on another site, made way back when, though I cannot recall if it was made by EndMaster or he was just pointing out that those sorts of games do exist out there on some sites...

(Lol, I can't leave this in suspense any longer I'm laughing too much)

And that's it for the last round!

Scoring so far…

I've never written any of those protagonists on here or anywhere.

Some of you are correct in that the Anime Addict in Tales CAN become a pedo, but it's not the main premise and he dies immediately one page later and doesn't actually get to do anything.

As for the possible scenario with his crazy cousin, yep its statutory rape rather than outright pedophilia and since she's 15 technically its ephebophilia. (14-16 years old. She wasn't a pre-pubescent little girl, Killa's correct.)

Taunting the reader by calling them a pedo for screwing their jailbait cousin is just more fun than calling them an "ephebo." The average person would probably just wonder what the hell I was even talking about.

The MEGA RAPIST that Drak mentioned for "Groin Zero" doesn't qualify either. He never rapes any children. The closest he gets is a child sex robot which is actually a midget actor since its all a movie the real protagonist is watching on screen. (Dragging your poor girlfriend to watch Pornomancer instead has a better outcome for you anyway)

Even Doc from Love SICK only chops off a girl scout's head.

Didn't do the AIDS Crack Whore one either, it was just one possible outcome in A Very Special Choose Your Story, wasn't the main premise and you pretty much died on the very page you became a full blown one. It was a possibility on the male side by becoming a promiscuous gay dude who did tons of drugs. (You can only become a regular whore who gets pregnant and kicked to death on the female side)

Anyway nobody scores any points except Killa who got some fancy terminology correct (39 points), but it doesn't matter because the following people have been disqualified because they got the original answer wrong.

Aman
Bo
Drak
Fireplay
galo
hugo
Lexi
Penguin
Xt

The correct answer to the original question was "B" (I'll explain my reason in another thread)

FINAL SCORE

Berka: 151 points
Loon: 128 points
Playa: 60 points
Killa -200 points

The winner is Berka which means he passed yet another test that brings him yet another step closer to winning my trophy.

So as you can see all of this was very important, for Berka anyway. Pointless for everyone else, but you can't say I didn't put that in the title.

Alrighty then that was fun let us proceed with another one

A nice even number. I'm quite satisfied.

(I'm totally closer to getting Endmaster's trophy now too. Totally.....)

Sorry still -200 pts. In this one

-200 is still better than disqualified :D

Funny enough after the second phase I figured this had to do with his trophy (though I figured he'd give it to the winner, not just make them one step closer to it).

True but I desire not his trophy

Okay then Yoda.

Welcome your are

Failed to pass the grammar test did you?

Oh, shit! I took too long writing my big-ass post!

So close

You still got it wrong anyways xD

*snip

 

I personally believe that crack whores are simply whores who are on crack, or whores who spend their well-earned money on crack, not whores who have sex for crack.

...Who also have AIDS...

While we may debate the semantics of the term "crack whore," the fact remains that the AIDS path in A Very Special CYOA involves neither prostitution nor crack in any capacity.

 

Hey, this Dark Side thing ain't so bad...

Mwuhahahahaha!!!

Somehow, this post is second in replies only to a post about Moustaches, which everyone insists upon spelling in American English.

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