Even if the Academy is a bit of a joke, it's always fun to do this. Going to start it off with mine, obviously. The categories and nominees are here: https://www.oscars.org/oscars/ceremonies/2016
Actor in a Leading Role: Probably going to go to DiCaprio, but Fassbender deserves it more.
Actor in a Supporting Role: Should be Tom Hardy, absolutely. If he doesn't get it, I'll be pissed.
Actress in a Leading Role and Actress in a Supporting Role: Don't care, but it's probably going to go to Blanchett/Mara.
Animated Feature Film: If Anomalisa doesn't get this, I'm going to be pissed.
Best Picture: The Revenant deserves it, but it's probably going to be Spotlight or Room.
Cinematography: The Revenant is fucking gorgeous.
Costume Design: Probably going to Carol, but I wouldn't be surprised to see The Revenant get it. Some rad ass outfits in there, especially Domnhall Gleeson's costumes.
Directing: Another one of those "I'll be pissed if Innaritu doesn't get it.
Film Editing: Don't care, but it'll probably go to The Revenant.
Foreign Language Film: Haven't seen any of them.
Makeup and Hairstyling: Probably The Revanant.
Production Design, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing: Don't give a shit, not even enough to guess a winner.
VIsual Effects: Mad Max or bust.
Music (Original Score): It sure as hell better not be Star Wars.
Writing (Original Screenplay): Ex Machina deserves it, and I'll be angry if Inside Out gets it.
Documentary (Short Subject): Don't care, and haven't seen any of them.
Documentary (Feature): Don't care, but Amy is probably going to get it.
Short Film (Animated): World of Tomorrow was a pretty good dark comedy (and the only one I've seen).
Short Film (Live Action): Don't care (and haven't seen any of them).
Music (Original Song): Don't care.
Writing (Adapted Screenplay): Probably going to The Martian.