I give lots of games a one even if they might technically deserve a two, because 1.) they are still really bad and I'd just as soon see them removed rather that hanging around forever as clutter, 2.) people in general rate far too generously, a 4 or a 5 means a genuinely good story with a few flaws but there are so many who refuse to give anything lower than that no matter what out of some misguided fear of hurting feelings or whatever, and 3.) I automatically drop a star no matter what if I see the author praising and rating their own game and recruiting their family and friends to do the same. Also, 4.) I don't really care about what's fair to the author, their posting of bad, unedited, low effort stories isn't fair to the site.
Ford, you giving a story an 8, with the amount of points you have might actually be enough to bump it up high enough to not be removed, especially if it's already got a few other fake 8s, ack, don't do that!