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Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

14 days ago
Commended by Mizal on 3/14/2025 11:36:01 AM
"All the Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Downloading Doordash" was too long to fit in the title space.

A puzzling trend has been noted among the children lately. Apparently, it is now socially acceptable to Doordash fast food multiple times a week rather than cooking far more nutritious and far cheaper food themselves. This might be tied to the disturbingly common inability to boil rice. In any case, here are a few of the many things to examine before any of you highschoolers should even consider downloading Doordash.

  • Are you looking to escape your bumfuck nowhere town? The cost of living elsewhere will likely be higher--even without considering that you might live rent-free now.
  • Do you own your own vehicle free and clear? Can you afford to fix your vehicle or find alternative transportation if your it breaks down? How much is your auto insurance?
  • Have you been saving for retirement first? Contributing $100/week to a Roth IRA starting when you are 18 will allow you to be a millionaire at 65. Many elderly people are at risk of homelessness because they rely entirely on social security and government benefits which can take years to obtain. I know a veteran who literally had no legs but took years to get moved into an apartment building with an elevator. If he had not had the upper body strength and the will to bring himself up and down the stairs every day, he would have rotted in his apartment.
  • Can you afford a medical emergency? Sure, you might be on your parents' insurance now, but can you afford the deductible and copays? What do you do when you age out or they lose insurance? What if you are abroad or otherwise have to go somewhere out-of-network, and it takes time to figure out your insurance benefits. Do you know what kind of coverage you still have? A lot of people end up putting medical debt on a credit card, which then puts them in a financial hole that they may never dig themselves out of.
  • Have you considered the cost of housing? You do not want to be forced to move in with an acquaintance or partner because it is the only way to avoid homelessness. If things go wrong and they become intolerable or abusive, you are trapped, and if they do not pay their share of the bills, you will end up homeless anyway. You should make sure you are set up to not be living paycheck to paycheck.
  • Are you planning on pursuing higher education? Chances are you will not have any more time to work through college than you do now. Your grades will actually matter, and you may have to take jobs that pay less than you would otherwise like in order to increase future opportunities. You also want to make sure you are still having time to network, make friends, stay fit, and have fun.
  • How many months can you live on your current savings if you lost all familial support? Five months of expenses saved up is a common benchmark that people use, but if you have an emergency at the same time, five months will not be enough.
  • Poverty is expensive. I have had many tax clients that accepted a $60 bank charge to get their tax preparation fees taken out of their refund, because they could not afford $200. $260 to pay a $200 bill is a terrible deal. Avoid situations where you are constantly kicking your expenses down the road while they continue to grow.
  • Cooking your own food is cheap. You can feed yourself for a week for the cost of one Doordashed meal. Learn to cook well, and you'll be able to save your money for things you need (or actually good restaurant food that hasn't been sitting in someone's car for 20 minutes).

This is just the start of a long list of reasons to think carefully before Doordashing food to your school. I am sure other people on the site can add many more. :)

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

13 days ago

Parties and gatherings of people are also free food opportunities.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

13 days ago
Do you have dental insurance? Late teens/early twenties is when you often discover your wisdom teeth exist and that they hate you. Standard health insurance isn't going to cover their removal or any of the other fun complications they can cause.

And if you are doordashing fast food every day, your teeth will all fall out. Because of the SCURVY.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

13 days ago
We can doordash food from Dollar General, which is where we would be buying stuff from were we to pack our own lunches. :(

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
You know I've unronically done this... But it was shit food so point proven.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

10 days ago
Why do you pay delivery instead of packing it if it's literally just Dollar General food? This is getting worse the more I hear about it!

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
Wow that is such an American list!

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
- The war with Canada might get expensive.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
.. as might our war with Russia.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
Where are you from?

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
Poland, but living in Germany.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
Oh, Cavus is Polish as well.

Do you also hate the funny dressing folklore people with the K name?

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
You mean Krakowiak? Sure.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago

I'm gonna send this to my sister 

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

12 days ago
Your sister sounds like she would be stopped on the street for a whole lecture from Daji.

Also, where the heck have you been. Tornados tearing up half the country and the weather girl is MIA? Very shameful, very sad.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

10 days ago
Harder to do the weather with the musk hit job going on at NOAA.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

8 days ago

All fair points but have you considered I am very lazy?

I go get my own fast food though, fuck paying for delivery.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

8 days ago
It's the extra laziness and hedonism in getting delivery that's the kicker here. Apparently certain high schoolers here and that I have known IRL get Doordash nearly daily while also having a pressing need to get out of their parent's house.

Things to Fund Before You Even Consider Doordash

3 days ago


Hey there you go! Now it's more affordable!