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It is...... RaZORS! Especially the Apeture kind! I asked Aman about it and he decided to change the topic. I'M ONTO SOMETHING, I KNOW IT!

...... Is this such a discovery? BZ has been trying to use it for ages.

But has he tried razors or RaZORS?

Does it matter, you can't really kill a Mustache god because you're not a penguin. Even then it's hard to wound it at all! 

I always figured Aman used some sort of special mustache wax to make it immune to things like razors, blades and penguin beaks.

My secrets shall never be revealed. 

*charges up mass destruction ray that destroys atomic particles*

I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

*fires at mustache*

(Nothing happens)

I don't see why you would even do such a thing.

*sends mustache hoard

But since I side with Chaos, I can switch to the penguin side just long enought to kill one! But I wouldn't, because what would Aman be without his mustache?

What? He said penguins can harm Aman  (which isn't true, they can only harm his followers), so unless you can shapeshift into a BZ penguin, it won't work. :P

Maybe I have a thing or two up my sleeve that would allow that... MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, you're believing in me as a truthful source of information for a war that I have no gain or loss in? Do you not expect me to screw any people who ask me for information and don't pay me for it?

You should totally trust Fireplay - he finished the Tower of Riddles and got the forum badge to prove it.

Go to your spaceship and eat penguins,relieves stress

Wait....is berkazerkas picture.....RICKO!!!!

No, why ever whould you think that? Ricco's my second cousin on my sister's side.

........hisses......

I don't eat penguins or anything for that matter remember? I'm a Ginger, we only eat normal food to hide our true nature. :)

No!!! My soul won't be another one of your freckles!!!

I also have no freckles and yet I still live... 

muhahaha!

Its only Theoretical (like Relativity) to Kill Aman's Mustache - It can be done on paper, but actual application is beyond most mortals.

To see what I mean, you must play and comment in (shameless plug ----->) http://chooseyourstory.com/story/kill-aman's-mustache

If you can't finish that without Aman squashing you, then you have no real hope with the real thing. Think of it as a Public Service Announcement against the evils that are "The Stache."

^-^

 

But I already finished it before now. I stole... Someone's badge from it.

Then there is hope for you yet  ^-^

I remember! It was Briar_Rose's badge that I stole!

I've tried really hard to kill it, and I did.

But that's only a simulation; we all know that Aman's mustache is exponentially much more powerful than depicted in the story.

Did you?

(People must really skim through the Endings haha!)

But yes, Aman's vile Mustache is a disporic nuesance of immense power - but it is limited by the very secrets it keeps. Though to be honest, I may have inadvertantly given it even more power recently, by providing yet another secret for it to withhold hehehe....

My strength keeps growing.

Of course, even better than the evil mustache would be the evil beard.

You know I'm right!

I would point out that Mustached villains look much more menacing then bearded ones, and much more evil looking. 

Hmm... Let's compare:

 

   vs.  

This is a faulty example, the mustache is fake.

What?!? No way, it's 100% genuine South Dakotan Seal Skin!

I don't know to say. 

I know! BZ bought those seal skins from me!

Yep, you can't do it without the Stache.

A beard adds to the affect, but only with the mustache.

Funny how willing you are to give yourself a mustache, Berka. I think someone's jealous of Aman!

I agree and I ask you this...

what is the ultimate power that defeats a penguin or a mustache why none other than there own weapons. Think about it they developed them to kill a penguin or mustache god if turned against themselves they would have some affect even if a average joe fired them!!!!

I think BZ is trying to build up trust with aman and bang, BZ will kill his mustache.

It might work I mean even a god can be killed.

Then there is this mysterious papyrus (appearently written in Ancient Mustachie Script) that was found in a tomb near the Dead Sea. It has never been translated, but is probably not encrypted in any way...

 

So aman, can your read ypur forefathers writing?

I wouldn't put it past Aman to translate it himself, but the language pre-dates his Stachyness, so I doubt he can read it out right.

I myself have been working on it for some time and believe I have finally found the key to unlocking its mystery - but I wouldn't want to spoil the fun for any Crypto-buffs out there hehe...

(seriously though, it's not encrypted beyond letter substitution, so it should be pretty easy to decode - if you can tell where the spaces are)  ^=^

Proof required: pm me the secret.

Oooh! I almost fell for it haha!

But I'll post the translation here in a week or so if no one tries to figure it out themselves   =)

But personally, I find the Mustachie Script hard to distinguish - so I'll compromise and find a later dated Greek Translation of the Text and post it here shortly...

I think Ive got a lead. I figured what I think is the space, comma and fulstop.

There it is... Dang, now that just makes it too easy haha!

 

Aha, I got it. Ill be the first.

in the daims that the god ops hair lydoked the emptps tsoi s ops the internet,s incheption, it was propheo;i?ed thrit oi proge?ps w?yld one daps arise From the s5erdant landschape grown From the emptiness ops 3xentories .fr dechade‹S at east. Byt gentyoies

eap, byt 'chent?ries, soynds so my)?h chooler, that Followe .

oi imoynch wisp ops psach?al af - rroyght into reing ME B?faPsa? 99951

r?s`e'”s ;th?r H A n'and ' the

?irillpsych machhinat?ons

ops chh?ios.My first efgort. Probably bad because of the ocr.

 

in the daims that the god

of hair lydoke-:d the

emptps pri s o? the

internet s incheption, it

was prophesi?ed tt?at oi

progenps woyl one af

arise psrom the werdant

landschape grown psrom

the emptiness o‹|›

?entyries (th: dechades set

east, byt 'chentyries'

soynds so my?h chooler›

that psollowe .

a imoyn wisp o‹|› psa ial

air ·- royght into eing

Bim the betrapsal ops oi

rose s thorn and the

skillpsyl machhinations

ops chhaos.

 

 

Ooh, getting warmer  ;)

You are having fun with this aren't you? And the correct translation for the first paragraph is.

This manuscript is the secret of all the mustache kingdom's we were not united at one time. We went to for which type of mustache is the best until the penguins, are mortal enemies came. They discovered our weakness not razors or shaving cream. But in the rest of thaklfa afioafa lafhaoii. it will dasgar the resting pafdhnkjal ofadi faskthe wafeapon.

Its wrong. You are fakedecoding arent you.

^Agreed

 

 

 "In the days that the god of hair **** the **** **** internet's inception, it was prophesied that one *** *** one *** arise **** the **** landscape grown *** of **** the emptiness"

in the daims of the god of hair lydoke-:d the

emptps pri s o? the

internet s incheption, it

was prophesi?ed tt?at oi

progenps woyl one af

arise psrom the werdant

landschape grown psrom

the emptiness o‹|›

In the claim that the god of hair invoked the emptiness that is the internet's deception, it was prophesied that  (something somethin.) one day arise from the secret(?) landscape grown from the emptiness is laboratories. (somethin) at east. (somethin.)

That's my guess on what the first paragraph says. Is it obvious I suck at translating? xD

MWHAHAHA.

huh? Why are you laughing? O.o

 claim is 5 letters, as such, it can not be the word encrypted.

I did state that was my guess on what it said based off my own translations and Galobtters

.Are you saying you know the actual translation?

Mwhahahah, I have studied this encryption. I shall soon crack it's code. 

(actually formed a logical post, so far. It's actually a bogus encryption (with a section that the encryption changes), from what I can tell. :P) 

In the days that the *** ** **** l**ked the ***** ***** ** the ********'s *n******n, it was...

[is this it?]

... How'd you know I was fake decoding it wasn't fake technically it was from a document a found on the Internet (I believe Aman posted it) on how great mustaches were and there secret weaknness don't ask me where.

Because its diffrent from mine. Much diffrent. 

Took the time to search with different wording and direct copypaste for it. You lied, it does not exist unless you can link the website.

Even then it's still incorrect.

All we need is someone to type the lettrs in and put it into a greek-english transliterator. Thats all you need to do. Its transliterator BTW.

Mines bad because I used an OCR. I didnt manually type the greek letters.

So where did Aman go, I mean we are trying to learn the secret to his weakness. Wouldn't he be more worried that we will soon learn how to defeat him?

Anyway, he will deny any weakness we find and say BZ made it, which is true actually.

Further instructions if you want to decode this: go to http://gr.translit.cc and open the greek script in one window and have gr.translit in another. Type it using the virtual keyboard there and click " to latin' I would do this except Im on a tablet and have no computer.

So the penguin will get some kind of special mustache from the MVM?

Not exactly. Mustache clans don't have to be mustaches, they can be any type of hair (the mustache clan was the most powerful though). 

How do you know it wasn't a word document posted for a bit then taken down? And yes I have not seen this document by searching my friend did write a essay on mustaches and had something like this on there

Seriously you have enough time to actually search this stuff?

So the peguin dies at the end. Sob I hate sad stories.

Me too!

*Wail

Its god of hair.

In the days that the god of hair lurked the

Wow, there are some really interesting translations! I'm really surprized though that galobtter hasn't gotten it fully yet. Or that anyone for that matter, as it's plain English using Greek letters.

No-one here is using the tried and true decryption method of consistent letter matching? If you have the word "And" for example, then you have all the 'a', 'n', & 'd's throughout the entire document.

Far and away, enough has been correctly picked out that you should have all of the letters represented by now  ^-^

Ill get it.

Im getting "in the dapps" for the first three lettrers. Weird.

So that ps charecter is y, I think.

Your OCR must have split the one character into two...

No, its not that. My chart says that that is ps.

In the days that the god of hair lurked the empty worlds of the internets inception, it was prophesised that a progeny would one day arise from the verdant landscape grown from the emptiness, Centuries on decades at least, but 'centuries' sounds so much better, that followed.

A young wisp of facial hair-brought into being by the betrayal of a rose's thorn and the skillful machinations of chaos.

Wooho, Im the first.

We already know that. That wispy wisp is Aman!

Though I dont know how it converts to muschate script, it doesnt make sense.

Ahah! You got it!  (99.9% anyway)  ^-^

 

Shouldnt the prophecy have the wisp defeat someone. Otherwise it is not the usual kind of prophecy.

Hey, I don't make the prophesies, I just report them  ;)

Besides, I'm sure someone around here will know what it means - Prophesies are always Cryptic mumbo jumbo that only make Sense after you find the very key the Prophesy is so "helpfully" pointing out in the first place.

Plus it may not be the full text - who knows hehe....

Using galobtter's translation as a spring-board of my own, I have finally decoded the text with 100% accuracy. It reads:

in the days that the god of hair lurked the empty voids of the internet’s inception, it was prophesized that a progeny would one day arise from the verdant landscape grown from the emptiness of centuries (or decades at least, but ‘centuries’ sounds so much cooler) that followed.

a young wisp of facial hair – brought into being by the betrayal of a rose’s thorn and the skillful machinations of chaos.

...

No idea whatsoever the meaning of it all though  ^-^

Yeah, this doesn't make any sense at all. It's obviously a fake manuscript.

(for those of you wondering, Rose's thorn refers to Briar, and the chaos caused by her. (It's referencing the birth of the mustache joke)

I got the roses thorn but mustache joke?

I haven't seen brair in the past months where is she did she die?

Yes, she is dead. She was brutally murdered by someone in England. *sarcasm

What do you want us to say?:P She just hasn't been on in a while.

The text is actually multiple levels deep. I remains to be seen if Aman ever comes forward to reveil more...

Quote >>> (for those of you wondering, Rose's thorn refers to Briar, and the chaos caused by her. (It's referencing the birth of the mustache joke) <<<

Correct on part of it. Briar was instrumental in the creation of the mustache god, based on here skillful manipulation of a ton of players - but the reference in the text to chaos, is not Briar. It can't be seen in the greek translation, but in the original Mustachie Script, the word Chaos is used as a Proper Name for an unknow divinity that predates the birth of Aman's mustach by Decades (or possibly even Centuries)...

 

Well you oldies (as I fondly call you no homo though) tend to talk about older stuff and I assed share somewhat personal stuff. Like going on vacation. This original mustachie script has been "correctly" interpreted several times time to be brutally honest. Do any of us truest know mustachain other than Aman?

No, it's all just for fun - though with Aman's disappearance, it sort of just sits here without the punch line...

The punch line how long will we have to make these crappy jokes until Aman comes around with that punch line...

Maybe a Haiku would help?

 

Possibly I am not good with poems.

Aman hasn't disappeared, he's just turned into a girl, who's name happens to be rachel scarlet

So all those insults he made about Brair Rose about being a girl and a red head. He was really just jealous and made a new account.

We're all jealous of Briar.

Admit it, you like to dress up as her anime avatar and prance around the room with all your bronie friends just as much as I do!

...

Right? 

 

That's unthinkable!

I do not associate myself with bronies!

(*all right guys, you heard the man... get out!)

Besides, these fishnets were beginning to chafe something fierce anyway... 

Please, a real man would withstand the chafing and proceed!

Tis true, but penguin legs are so damn short.

On a side note, you don't think that Killa_Robot guy suspects anything do you? I mean about trying to creep up and spam-steal his posting trophy and all? I'm only around a hundred post behind.

Or maybe he's trying to catch Aman, while Aman's account is down...

^-^

 

 

Heh, i'm trying to catch up as well.

2000 something posts isn't bad for 1 month of activity no? (and not a single spam message)

Damn respectable there!

... Drak, 100 more posts and BZ has another damn trophy.

And I only have one lonely little C trophy :(

I'll probably steal it from Berka in about 2 months or so though

This reminds me of that little contest I had with Cool_74 a while back, trying to get the posters trophy.

Hey, if you check Aman's account it shows last activity as today, could it be he's gotten his account back?

This is funny. And No I would not want to dress up like Brair Rose's anime thingy. Have you seen Big Bang theory It would be like Sheldon in that naughty French maid costume.

That was horrible, I felt so bad for sheldon that day

It was horrible, especially the way he had to pee-pee proof Howard's belt buckles

On a related note -

Clearly, this guy has mustache lobsters down his pants or he is a vampire. It's either one or the other...

What the absolute fuck was that?

I especially like the oh so convienient sub-titles...

I'm pretty sure that was a cult

I'd join, but only if I get to be the hooded guy in the back with the cymbals  ;)

I love that creepy face he makes every time before he begins singing 

I bet they serve koolaid after every "performance"...

I wonder if this was the entire "performance" or if we missed, say, the sacrifice at the end.

My money is on a cultist vampire

Well at least I got my cymbals...

 

*PSHIIINNnG!!!!

(BZ and XT in their natural environment) 

Wait don't polar bears eat penguins? (Gasp) BZ's weakness!!!

That's part of the reason I carry a mallet.

*CLONK!

^-^

Polar bears live at the artic.penguins at antartica.They can never meet each other so how can polar bears eat penguins?

Penguins and Polar Bears don't talk on forums too...

Yeah, there's just sort of an unspoken rule...

I must be missing something. Why is everyone fixated on his moustache again?

Ah that's just us screwing around

It's for science!

THe mallet is useless we are all doomed with out someone to stop Aman's mustached rampage!!!! We are all dead we need you BZ don't get eaten

I really don't think XT wants all the heartburn I'd give him...

OOHHH LOOK! A WALKING BIRD THINGY! I would try it, but it's obviously dangerous! Look at that brightly coloured beak and feet!

Can you not see my mustache's glory?

Hahah, it IS enormous and quite bushy. The individual strands are quite coarse, I like it.

Yeah, he does look a little better, now that all the radiation poisoning has finally gone away  ;)

MWHAHAHAH, now I have a moderator on my glorious mustache side. Beware penguin clan, beware.

Aman, who is that guy who you keep on using as your profile pic? And how do you have so many different pictures of him in different positions and areas of the world?

Aman is well traveled  hehehe  =)

I'm ashamed of you Drak. It's Bruce Campbell, generally King of Theives, but in this case I think he is just having a mustache for fun.

Ok, I just looked up Bruce Campbell on google, and spend a good 15 seconds comparing pictures, and they look NOTHING alike (might have been the wrong Bruce Campbell though)

You might want to turn your porn filter on haha!

A porn filter? What is this you speak of?

EDIT: nevermind I found a picture titled "Bruce Campbell is god", it's the same pic as your profile

Darn - not fast enough with the ninja edit...

As titillating as 'porn filter' sounds it actually filters porn out of your search results, not finds it  ;)

It was a sad joke I admit. But it's late and I'm getting delerious with sleep deprivation.

All that prep for the _______ seems to be taking a tole on your brain BZ. :P

Perhaps... But it is totally worth it 

I'd hope so, otherwise someone is going to receive that angry penguin kick, and it won't be pleasant. The mustaches are the only creatures glorious enough to stand up against the menace that is the penguins.

That's why I hide a mustache in my gloves - works even better than the old horseshoe in the glove routine! 

HA, you are probably searching up the old man, what you need to search is Autolycus.

Current Bruce campbell

 

minus ten years.

Yeah, I have the same problem, only in reverse.

 

Current -

 

Ten Years from now...

Ha! Don't make me pretend to name drop he who shall not be named...er...name dropped...

*cough - EndMaster - *cough

Lord Voldemort?

Oh no, far far worse...

You know how lord voldemort was master of pretty much all of the bad guys?

This guy is his master.

You mean No. 0 on the baddy guy list? a=And wouldnt voldemort rebel? I cant imagine him following orders.

Seriously though, this has got to be one of the most entertaining threads of all time  ^v^

"Pats self on the back"

Nah, the birth was much more amusing. :P

True, especilly if you factor in how much it irritated the hell out of Cool_74 haha!

Ha ha! Good times, good times. :P

Most Excellent!

Where is that, anyway?

Here I think: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/forum-games/message/8565

You were

 creepin since the day I was born came poppin out my mama like some kettlecorn. The doctor caught your head and he started freakin cause you came out clean.. and you came out creepin!!!

Lyrics?

Sounds like it could be...

Pretty bad though

Yes Creeper by the lonely Island.

Songwriters: Ronald D Mael, Russell Craig Mael

 

Funny. I prefer lonely island creeper would you be a bro and post it my cpu can't.

I have to admit - I prefere Too White and Nerdy to this ^

That was a fun song

It is.

Not everyone can be Quarterbacks of the Hockey Team…

I feel so sad after watching this video, like, seriously, pity is just destroying me right now.

He needs medical help

scissor is another weekness of mustache.

Maybe the crocodile from Peter Pan?

Strawberries.

Rotting strawberries, to be exact. That's Aman's weakness, but my mustache doesn't have a true weakness.

So as we peg you with rotting strawberries we need to get the crocodile to bit off you mustache and eat you so your mustache does not become mean mustache handle bar.

No, you'd need to feed me rotten strawberries, and how do you think a crocodile's bite would harm my mustache, if a gun doesn't? :P Like I said, it has no real weaknesses, making it impervious to you mortals.

So hire a god mercenary while force feeding you rotten strawberries?

..... You still don't have my mustache's weakness, remember, BZ (who is of godly might) has been trying for ages, and yet he can't harm my mustache. I'm simply a carrier, I don't actually matter, it's my mustache that is fearsome. :P I'm just the nutbar who grew the glorious mustache.

So we shoot you in the head and your mustache will drag your dead body around?

Yes

Ha, if you manage to beat Kill Aman's Mustache, you might figure out that secret.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

No... if there's anything that can kill Aman's Mustache, I know what it is...

Bacon.

My mustache isn't actually Jewish, so it would probably power it up.

Contains SPOILER FOR KILL A MAN'S MUSTCAHE: A enchantation, lost in the depths of the amans house, where evr it is after the tentacles dragged it down.

It's an incantation not enchantation, but if you read the ending, you'd notice something that makes your who;e quest pointless.

I actually forgot the details of the ending.

Shame shame - you must go play it again!  ;)

meh, I got stuck after sparkly vampire crickets raped me.

I dont understand why people find it so hard...its just so...obvious what to do.

I didn't give up... I ran out of time honestly had school that morning.

Ya, but I did in my first try.

... Why cruel world why!!!

HINT: Avoid The Spork at all costs!

You could always just not kill Aman and go through the portal in the cupboard like i did the first time around. xD

Where's the payoff in that? And where does this portal lead? A land filled with bacon and all my favorite foods? Mmmmmmm

Yes, lots and lots of baconny goodness - compliments of playa989    ^v^

Or the portal in the closet, but then that one's a little one-way....

Such a robust thread this has become...

This image is perfect for this thread.

That's some pretty bad punctuation.

Mind translating it for us who don't speak french?

Translation: "I R Durrr... Epoxy Resin... and then I wore a HAT!!!"

I get crazy, you know. (too blurry to read) strange in my head

You see.

I hear voices.

Well, the image was relatively amusing, even if the wording below is rather lame.

Does this card make me look fat?

Somewhat. 

The brutal honesty of it all!

Anyways, what a copy cat. 

Hmm... the card seems small and insignificant - LIKE YOUR MUSTACHE!

BURN!!!

(Where's Briar_Rose with my prize? I've been waiting months for the perfect time to play that damn Lifeline...)

Too bad my answer to the riddle was Wood. ^=^

You've never looked skinnier

Well, maybe compared to that episode in the artic wasteland with all that bacon...

Brutally honest? Your belly is sticking out and Aman? Your card has chuckcide  which means your name is chuck and you will commit suicide for 10x damage.

Your card would obviously have Illetarate as a move, considering the word is 'chuckle'

Awesome-tacular!!

Erm... Why is your card pink?

Sheesh! Even Drakilian's Card is manlier...

Thats because  Aman is secretely a girl. Otherwise why Rachel_Scarlet?

It makes one ponder...

It would definitely explain how "he" always gets away with trouble at "his" school after having a "talk" with "his" principal (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge)

Galobtter gets the hint then smirks. BTW what trouble has she escaped from?

Well, there was that one time 'he' stole a pair of fishnet stockings out of my locker (I needed them for a science project - yeah, that's it... science) - but when I told the principal on him, nothing was ever done and I got a D-minus on my project.

Hey, lookie what I also found in this deck...

I wonder what my card would look like :/

Let me look and see if I can find one...

Ahah - here's one.

Awesome :D

OH NOES! Water my biggest weakness.

Totally using this as my profile picture :D

*checks profile pic of silverflame* Still hasnt still hasnt.

Aww... It's too small =(

Yup. Still when someone looks at your profile to figure out the text, they will know.

Yeah, too small for the Pic, but you could go back to your original pic and then just copy/paste the card pic into your profile page, like folks do with a forum badge  :)

Oooo Can I get a card too?

I dont think yours can be made into because it doesnt contain a animal.

If you do that though BZ. Mention his pervertedness. :P

No! >:D Mention my awesome mind and lack of perverseness. We are brother in arms, let us unite! >:D

Card name: creeper

+10 to stealth rolls

description: hey, that neighbour is getting undressed! Time to fetch my binoculars 

(All meant in good fun of course)

Geh! No thanks, watching people undress is disgusting. I ain't no spy.

Your concious mind doesnt want to beleive it, but subconsiously you do it.

That's BS right there! Subconscious cannot do that. >:C

Havent you heard of Sleep Walking

Funny thing, SLEEP WALKING = NOT BEING AWARE OF IT =/= SUBCONSCIOUS DOING STUPID STUFF

You're not the only one that can use caps and increase font size.

Well I didnt use caps and sleep walking is controlled by the subconsious.

*Stares at his comment with a challenge considered face*

Yep, seems legit.

^ Nope! Totally fake! I am innocent >:O

LOL!

I can copy atleast 5 posts that state otherwise bro. :/

And maybe a couple of PMs

<.<        >.>

>.> Hmm....

Nope/

DAT ASIAN!

*Takes off Shades*

Seriously no offense.

Meh, I've seen better :/

Oh my...

XD HAHAHA! Hey, can you make one using DarkAlvinX11's profile picture?

I'm done for now hehe - but I immagine things will get pretty crazy once Aman sees all this stuff  ^v^

XP

This Card fit Alvin alright.

Glad to see your Avatar back - did you see this post I made up top somewhere? (you might have missed it)

Quote

>>>Yeah, too small for the Pic, but you could go back to your original pic and then just copy/paste the card pic into your profile page, like folks do with a forum badge  :)<<<

Nice Idea :D

Now everytime i see his profile pic I will think of this.

Of course you will.

So basically alvin so perverted that he makes everyone else a pervert by just looking at the thread he is in.

In a nutshell, yeah..

Or is someone else perverting Alvin's thoughts? some grand pervert/creeper who hides in the shadows, his video camera binoculars handy as ever.

^

It's Drak alright..

What? I refuse this!

Unlike Alvin I freely admit that I am slightly perverted, but I am no creeper madam!

The lopsided grin, plus staring. Definately looking at soming that cannot be named.

I know for 100% certainaty that aman is a women. How do I know this? Because I am his son, as admitted by him in "chain reaction" and declared by me in my very first post.

Im posting here so alvin can see.

I definately did not use caps, and sleep walking is as far as I know controlled by subconcious.

I wonder what my card would be... I like sarcasm a lot but it kind of falls flat in a cpu

I'm a bit fearful to see what my card would be. lol 

Well, let's see...

Hmm... this one doesn't seemed quite finished yet...

Wow, check this one out! Must be Killa's Card (though Aman may have stolen it already - that fiend! ...

TSK TSK TSK... Looks like Aman got banned Again...

I got banned?

Well yeah, it was that whole "Kessle Run Parsec thing"...

It's the only explanation for you having ignored this thread that whole time

Ha! Ninja Edit!

They keep banning you (because they know what a force of evil your mustache is), but you somehow manage to continue slinking back in.

(That is my working theory anyway)  ;)

Well lets see. My poster would be a golem if my word worked. And my bio earth and minions!!!

Ooh - what king of golem? Iron, Stone, Mulch, Fabric, Tartar sauce?

Or school trip. That's always possible.

School Trip?!?

Likely story. And I suppose you all went somewhere and observed something and then came back?

Sounds dubious...

Actually, the trip is still going on. I'll be back in full force tommorow, currently I'm abusing hotel wifi. :P

OK, whenever you admit to abusing something, I know it's legit - so have fun and don't trash the place haha!

Apparently, last year the school trashed the hotel so we had to find a new hotel to stay at. :P (Yep, don't mess with the Jews.)

Funny... My school is also going on a trip, which started today, and ends late tomorrow.

Aman, what country do you live in?

US of A, NJ

New Jersey? Yuck...  :P

Nah, my county is a an all right county. Better then Detroit at least. :P

Gawd - anything is better than Detroit!  *shudder!

The suburbs are actually pretty nice though.

Ah, nevermind then, wrong country.

You can be forgiven if you thought he was from Quebec. His French Jewish accent throws me off too....

Was just a coincidence :p

Wow - as of this post, I'm 47 posts ahead of you in this thread hehe... (And that's counting the other account too) - you must be getting tired in your old age  ;)

That's depressing. My spamming skills must be weakening.

I'm going to go snooze early tonight - that might give you a small window to catch up hehe...

Nite all!

*ZZZZZzzzz...

He's going to spam the crap out of us tomorrow

A stone golem with a warhammer.

This one is pretty cool - no hammer though...

You could put it in your profile just using CTRL C / CTRL V in your Profile...

So I just read all of this. And I just have to say, this is the only place where I feel normal..... Kind of. I'm still crazy but at least I found somewhere everyone is just as crazy as I am. 

Yep everyone's a bit crazy.... Wanna hear my crazy life

I honestly don't know xD

So do I get a card? I found a proper profile pic and everything!

Hey, hey man you can't just j j jump in here and get a card.

Ha, two things wrong with that:

1. I'm a girl, not a man.
2.  Didn't just jump in. I STARTED this thread. I just haven't been on recently because I got a computer ban that just got lifted today.

Anyway, isnt it strange that you started the last mustache thread too? You are the soirce of the chaos. Kill her, I say.

Hah, I use chaos, remember? That's where my power comes from. The only way to kill me is to have EVERYONE kiss an make up. And I don't see any mustache/penguin alliances anytime soon... So more power for me!

You are trying to trick us. Who wants to join an temperory alliance to defeat her?

HA! I CANNOT BE DESTROYED! MY VERY PRESENCE CAUSES CHAOS, AND THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE! ANYONE TRYING TO FIGHT ME ONLY CAUSES MORE CHAOS, THEREFORE POWERING ME EVEN MORE!

The most you can hope to do is kill my physical form, thus reducing me to my 'child' state. But even if you happen to succeed, I will grow to be like this once again (unless I am raised differently this time).

Besides, I can be an instrument for peace. If everyone did band against me, and the alliance did last after I was dead, think of the wonderful peace that would happen!

And then when everyone was asleep, Amy super glued everyone's eyelids, nostrils and mouths shut, giggling like a demented school girl the entire time.

No, because then they'd suffocate, and I would have to cause all the chaos myself.

... Anyway, enough distractions! I am holding your world hostage! I ask for only one thing... A card like what everyone else got!

I'll have to rebuild your Card Amy.

It was sitting a little too close to EndMaster's Card, when EndMaster's Card ate the entire deck and spit out an small army of cardboard zombies. I'm still trying to get the last few of them out from under the bed with a broomstick...

Well damn. Need any help with that? I've got some spartan lasers somewhere that could help.

Ah, here it is...

Wheres endmaster's?

This is the last I saw of it, before it crawled down the heater vent...

(I have no idea where it went or what it's doing right now...)

Well see this is the kind of go getter ambition that brings Berka yet another step closer to my trophy.

It is a cool card.

I'm just going to duck-tape all the heater vents and hope that it will be satisfied eating the rats in my basement ...   ^v^

Just feed it your minions. It's best it gets flesh.

Pfffft, mine was better ( now if only I knew how to make those cards)

>Power Point is King!<

>pics art is king<

Its basically photoshop for android.

I can make cards myself.

*digs around his closet<

Aha

(Would have posted my card except with infinite power, but have to work on my new finally good game.)

I look forward to seeing it (the game)  ^-^

Yay! Now I don't feel so left out anymore...

Name: death is all around you

Description: death is all around us, watching at us, observing, waiting- Edgar Allan Poe

He was right, I wait for you all  - Endmaster

Not bad, but I was already posting before I saw this.

Besides, I don't think you can really 'contain' the essence of EndMaster in a card - thus it refused to be 'contained' and left. I think the whole eating the deck and creating card zombies thing was just some twisted idea of fun it must have had ...

What would my card look like?

I would do yours but I cant think of a funny phrase.

You're Ice Faction right Lexi?

Let me know and I'll see if I can find one in the Expansion Pack  ;)

I am  

See below  v

"We have to take over Dvarak, or like the puny apes like to call it, Earth" the thin, faceless cloaked otherling says in its distinctive deep growl.

"Get that frightful asassin to get rid of the London Mayor: he is the most strong willed leader those apes have. Mind control wont work on him. Hire him now," the green skinned, ogre looking otherling says in his snarling, commanding voice.

"Working on that, sir," one of the enslaved, handsome, slender elves stutters out.

"Our revenge will finally come, for the humans banished us from their world, we shall banish them to this unertheal plane Muahahaha" a female looking, short, ugly, mustached otherling says in her high pitched voice.

Guess who is which user. This is mostly the actual first page of my story. The third line is edited a bit.

 

 

You made Aman a female looking, short, ugly, mustached otherling with a high pitched voice?!?

... seems legit.   ;)

I just realized something, my card is messed up since I'm not with the Fire-faction even though I support it! That card must be from an older edition. 

I only obey the Snarl now... (And maybe Endmaster if he threatens to turn me into a pink-dress wearing zombie.)

Also the User is Amy, she seems the kind of person to impersonate Aman. Or perhaps Briar-Rose in disguise?

Well crap, Briar vanished about the time I got here, wonder what happened to her..

Briar disappeared around the time that newbie made that thread accusing me of being a liar and she enthusiastically agreed with him.

Which thread was that? Was I there for that, I don't remember it.

I wouldn't even dream of doing that to EndMaster..

Surprised you don't remember it Fireplay since you posted in it a few times.

Anyway here it is.

Clicky.

 

I remember that! Wonder why he made a big deal out of it...

Ah, now I remember; hat was the Dragon age thread. 

http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=awoman

I think you are talking about her. 

Da fudge!? o.O

Her. The one mustached being who dared qustion my rule.

Past tense?

She exists in memories only.

Oh man, that was one messed up thread haha!

That sounds like a funny story.... Where is my card?!?!?

 

There's some sort of hold up in the production process...

I did find Lexi's card though -

I love it! The wolf looks super buff stretched like that lol

Aaargh, the second one supposed to be a beutiful, slender, women, Oh and the elve is someone too.

Not sure who the slender assassin is... Swiftstryker?