Non-threaded

Forums » The Parlor Room » Read Thread

Questions about a storygame? Thoughts on Eternal? Any other IF you're playing out there?

SimProphet

10 years ago

SimProphet:  You're a prophet, trying to convince a shepherd to convert to your religion.  I convinced him and his sheep to worship almighty Pikachu with the promise of an eternity questing as an immortal ten-year-old.   (He liked that Pikachu doesn't care if you're a boy or a girl.)

SimProphet

10 years ago
Shepherd: Many gods seem interested in human politics, is it the case of A Gods?

Me: Madadh Ruadh doesn't care about politics, but she does love the human race.

Shepherd: So human race is taboo for worshippers of a Gods.

Me: Yes?

Shepherd: There's so little to eat around here. It seems a shame to be picky. Anyways, I guess it would be good for my brother. He can't help stuffing with human race.

Me: ...

Shepherd: You talked about human race right. Is there anything I can't have besides that.

SimProphet

10 years ago

Sporks! ^.^

SimProphet

10 years ago

I'm proud of your work, Angela. The Spork Warriors will be proud to accept the toga'd Moe Howard into their ranks!

SimProphet

10 years ago

I thought I was doing well, but then I mentioned ritualistic sacrifice and lost all his favor.

SimProphet

10 years ago
I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how the game worked. I always managed to win the sheep over before the shepherd even when I portrayed a vile sheep-hating god whose temple was a '60s slaughterhouse that would require the shepherd to eat large amounts of sheep. When the shepherd asked if he could fry the meat in oil, I told him that the god I was representing required that all baby sheep be boiled alive in oil. That is when the flock converted.

SimProphet

10 years ago

XD lmao

SimProphet

10 years ago

Ambar asked me if I considered him a goddess and got really sad when I said no.

SimProphet

10 years ago

The Goddess Sheep, who is the Protector of mankind, sheep, and all creatures swayed both of them.

Hades also swayed both of them.

SimProphet

10 years ago
I took that approach with my first goddess. It kinda went south when I told Ambar that, upon death, he would be cut up and fed to the wildlife. Turns out that's not a good selling point for a religion.

SimProphet

10 years ago

Behold... The Power of CHEESE!  XD

SimProphet

10 years ago

The sheep loved it, but the dude was unconvinced.

SimProphet

10 years ago

I managed to convince the sheep to believe in the almighty Christopus first, and then a few misunderstandings later, I converted the shepherd.

SimProphet

10 years ago

xD I tried, I almost had both him and his sheep on my first full playthrough, but it wasn't enough.

SimProphet

10 years ago
I told the Shepard he had to eat sheep in order to get to heaven.

The sheep approved...

SimProphet

10 years ago

The Shepard was "OK" with "servicing" his sheep every Cheesemus, but didn't like the idea of taking a day off. ???

The Sheep were all in on both concepts haha!

SimProphet

10 years ago

Strange. He really seemed to like when I mentioned the many holidays in my religion.

SimProphet

10 years ago

He seemed to disapprove of "free love and LSD, breh."