SimProphet: You're a prophet, trying to convince a shepherd to convert to your religion. I convinced him and his sheep to worship almighty Pikachu with the promise of an eternity questing as an immortal ten-year-old. (He liked that Pikachu doesn't care if you're a boy or a girl.)
Sporks! ^.^
I'm proud of your work, Angela. The Spork Warriors will be proud to accept the toga'd Moe Howard into their ranks!
I thought I was doing well, but then I mentioned ritualistic sacrifice and lost all his favor.
XD lmao
Ambar asked me if I considered him a goddess and got really sad when I said no.
The Goddess Sheep, who is the Protector of mankind, sheep, and all creatures swayed both of them.
Hades also swayed both of them.
Behold... The Power of CHEESE! XD
The sheep loved it, but the dude was unconvinced.
I managed to convince the sheep to believe in the almighty Christopus first, and then a few misunderstandings later, I converted the shepherd.
xD I tried, I almost had both him and his sheep on my first full playthrough, but it wasn't enough.
The Shepard was "OK" with "servicing" his sheep every Cheesemus, but didn't like the idea of taking a day off. ???
The Sheep were all in on both concepts haha!
Strange. He really seemed to like when I mentioned the many holidays in my religion.
He seemed to disapprove of "free love and LSD, breh."