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38 wins / 44 losses

Sage

192 Ounces

unpublished

I hate spoilers, just read it.

Chillin' in the Park

unpublished

You are chillin' in the park. (Unpublished for good, although I would like to say to TCat I thought I did correct the grammatical errors in the story, and would like to know where I didn't correct them. A sequel will be released shortly, and hopefully an improvement on this story.) Edit: nevermind, fuck that. Nothing like this will ever be attempted by me again. This story will not be deleted just so I know exactly what not to write. Double Edit: I think there will be a second Chillin' in the Park

Night Shift

unpublished

EDIT: Gas station Horror story Story: not sure yet bro but it's gonna be fucking sick I promise. I hate spoilers Alright, I’m finally taking this down, since the chances of TIG ever seeing it are very slim, and the whole purpose was to gloat I could make a better story in a day. Maybe I’ll revisit it one day.

Would you rather be tortured brutally for 37 hours straight with tools such as chains, gasoline, matches, generators with alligator clips, etc, or get 5 millions dollars deposited into your bank account?

All of it. At the same time. You turn into a huge fucking tumor.

Would you get a million dollars, or cancer?

If nobody else is gonna join this awesome mystic game, I’ll join.

He is. It’s beautiful because it’s both, everyone but him wins. He’ll be forced to fight forever for the world, after existing almost solely to cause destruction to it. In my actual canon, he never dies, he’s kept alive for some demon prince’s enjoyment. Also, this guy is obviously exceptionally strong and powerful, he can fight hordes without tiring with an arrow wound, they wanted to poison him to make sure he died rather than managing to somehow survive.

The arrow being poisoned is the way it was intended to be, one of the little sketches I drew when I wrote it shows an arrow tipped in a black substance. Not that you could see that. He was supposed to be hallucinating, although I do think that just blood loss could have made him crazy enough to hallucinate, until being in literal hell snapped him back to reality. I'm also glad you picked up how he was a warmonger. I tried to show that slightly through the way he stayed back from partying and chose to be alone with the corpses and blood, and even when driven to insanity, fighting was so natural to him he could clear waves and waves of abominations.

Yeah, none of the things I wanted to do ended up happening due to my horrible time management. It ended up being a three minute rant with a picture of Alka Seltzer as the cover. Although I did give solutuons, to stop buying from corrupt companies.

Here’s the rant for anyone interested. My voice acting is also pretty bad, shouldn’t have tried to get rid of the accent.

I'm retarded.

Where did you see that? Maybe I didn’t read the rubric thorougly but I don’t think it said that.

I posted the rubric, but this is some pretty solid advice. I’ll make sure I add evidence and appeal to emotion mainly, because I was trying to make it sound like a rant sorta. I was trying to emulate Hitler in that aspect, because it would be funny and more fun to present.