Petros, The Novelist

Member Since

8/23/2022

Last Activity

12/10/2024 9:40 AM

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1,156

Post Count

664

Storygame Count

4

Duel Stats

5 wins / 0 losses

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Warden

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS AND EAT HIS CORPSE




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Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!


It Happened at the Waffle House
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Soul Cleaver
unpublished

Story by Committee
unpublished

The Sojourner's Home
unpublished
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.)

Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

Recent Posts

2024 Holiday Gluttony thread on 12/8/2024 10:29:06 AM
You betrayed your family so easily, swine.

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/7/2024 4:46:03 PM
He also clearly doesn't know what unironically means

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/7/2024 10:14:50 AM
uniorinically deranged

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/5/2024 11:22:29 AM
Hey, don't you have sister wives to feed or something?

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/5/2024 11:22:01 AM
Get used to people gate keeping adulthood, kid

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/5/2024 1:49:55 AM
You are a child and cannot tell me when to close my unsleeping, dead eyes

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/4/2024 11:09:52 PM
Nobody cares Sherbert! (This random act of aggression brought to you by sleep deprivation)

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/4/2024 8:03:47 PM
Most people call the "every little point" supporting arguments, and the "overall thrust" the conclusion. This is easily the most insane post out of all of them

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/4/2024 6:12:04 PM
As long as we're just vaguely talking about a large time period, that's also *around* the time when US literacy became much more widespread

The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/4/2024 5:56:14 PM
As far as Ancient Greek monsters that are not hybrids, I'm no expert, but Charybdis comes immediately to mind. I think many "modern monsters" could also be argued to be hybrids of some kind. Bigfoot seems to be a man-ape, the Jersey devil, a man-bat-horse or whatever. I think a more likely reason the hybrid style of monsters gave way is the natural selection model of evolution. Maybe some influence from H.G. Wells or H.P. Lovecraft also drives the modern urge to make "monsters" and "aliens" entirely 'other'