Petros, The Novelist

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8/23/2022

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5/16/2025 10:48 PM

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767

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6

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS AND EAT HIS CORPSE


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Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!


It Happened at the Waffle House
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

Of the Struggles Faced Under the Light of a Metal Shrouded Star
Endmaster's Prompt contest 4 entry The prompt was something about becoming a famous musician. Even though it was rushed, I actually put thought into this. It will not be reflected on the final product, I am certain. Each ending is simply marked by the bolded epitaph of sorts.

The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

The Sojourner's Home
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing

Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal
unpublished

Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Story by Committee
unpublished

Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

Articles Written

Basic Instruction for Writing Humorous Stories
This is a sparse and incomplete guide to Humor. It covers a few basic forms and principles of humorous writing.

Recent Posts

Looking for help on 5/16/2025 2:01:33 PM
So did you, you unspeakably gay louse

Looking for help on 5/16/2025 2:00:24 PM
Dang, if I had seen this earlier, I would have been so down to clown

Clown in a Cornfield (The Movie!) on 5/15/2025 8:39:04 PM
Remember kids, stay strapped or get clapped

when i write on 5/15/2025 7:58:06 PM
No

when i write on 5/15/2025 7:57:41 PM
Very crooked

when i write on 5/15/2025 7:50:01 PM
The future remover of your trachea

when i write on 5/15/2025 7:37:47 PM
Who are you?

Hi! I am glad to be here! on 5/15/2025 7:09:50 PM
Darius is literally wanted in 7 countries for mass murder and cooking flavorless stir fry

when i write on 5/15/2025 5:08:47 PM
I Would rather that for the lols

when i write on 5/15/2025 4:01:01 PM
No balls