Petros, The Novelist
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8/23/2022
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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS
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An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.
There's a profile badge in there somewhere.
Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing.
Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House
At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental
Endmaster's Prompt contest 4 entry
The prompt was something about becoming a famous musician.
Even though it was rushed, I actually put thought into this.
It will not be reflected on the final product, I am certain.
Each ending is simply marked by the bolded epitaph of sorts.
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn.
This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.
The future is hard on small business owners!
For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something.
(Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.)
Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest
Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.
Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.
A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal
unpublished
Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.
This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2
Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.
Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.
This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2
Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.
Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.
Story by Committee
unpublished
Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.
Articles Written
Basic Instruction for Writing Humorous StoriesThis is a sparse and incomplete guide to Humor. It covers a few basic forms and principles of humorous writing.
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Who are you?
Hi! I am glad to be here! on 5/15/2025 7:09:50 PM
Darius is literally wanted in 7 countries for mass murder and cooking flavorless stir fry
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I Would rather that for the lols
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