Player Comments on Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!
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BryceGitch
on 8/26/2023 6:41:15 AM with a score of 0
It was a genuine mistake reading this story and it's not even the first story to feature me. Well, the nicest compliment I can give is that at least you've not written weird romance fanfic about us being lovey dovey mermaids unlike a certain other degenerate weeb. Writing that synopsis just makes me want to vomit. Glad that you gave me a gory death scene instead. Also mildly impressed how many references you manage to cram in,
Onto the story. Good use of afro American vernacular and the first choices do establish the vibe pretty well such as choosing your race option.
I did get annoyed by the waking up part- it's a bit overdone by this point and there are probably other locations or scenarios that could set up the alien fishing contest better.
As for the options how to win the fishing competition. -Did the main character live in Arkansas or something, because the story was more overflooded by KKK robes than an average Dave Chappelle skit or 1920s US. In the past I was always surprised that those Klansmen have such a heavy southern drawl.
Onto other things, I think the story gives you a wide range of endings. The one that was the least remarkable was actually the one that featured the aliens the most. The other ones felt as if you had put more thoughts into the comedy and delivery of the jokes.
Plus I do like that you followed the age old tradition of making fun badges for players who completed your story.
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Darius_Conwright
on 7/17/2023 2:20:05 PM with a score of 0
I tapped 7 for the rating but it's too high and I don't know how to go back but this isn't too bad I probably would have given it a 5 at worst. I read this quickly and already forgot some parts, but it was alright. I wouldn't recommend this. I don't really know how to describe this. Air is a bad end.
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orionshine
on 10/30/2023 10:38:40 PM with a score of 0
I really liked this Petros. It was genuinely funny. I'll admit I was a little sour seeing mizal favor your crack story a little more instead of mine, but reading this I understand. This was really good.
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Suranna
on 7/15/2023 5:32:51 PM with a score of 0
Enjoyed this one! Though short, the endings were humorous and had enough variety for me play through all the options.
Nice job Petros.
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DBNB
on 7/13/2023 12:22:02 PM with a score of 0
This won the Funniest Title Award for sure. And thank you for the prize, I will use it responsibly. That kind of thoughtfulness is what I like to see in a 3000 word shitpost.
The "Air" ending gave me a genuine chuckle, as did the Darius cameo. (The rivalry you two have is generally a bit funnier than the one where Malk just wants him to die IRL.)
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Mizal
on 7/7/2023 2:45:06 AM with a score of 0
Fun quick story with several humorous endings. I actually prefer the ignominous ending to the "True" ending, but the winning ending is also quite fun.
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Anthraxus
on 7/6/2023 2:16:01 PM with a score of 0
Contest winner and featured edutainment story incoming.
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TypewriterCat
on 7/3/2023 11:52:34 PM with a score of 0
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