Player Rating3.50/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 55 ratings since
played times (finished )

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.



So you decide to get a Haircut.
It was getting rather long and quite hippy like. So you run downtown to the barber like a cheetah.
Suddenly you stop and think. Do I get a haircut?

[V0.1, There is a total of 8 different endings, from getting it on with opera, to living amongst spacebears.]

Player Comments

This. Is. Great. I'm not exaggerating or anything like that. Hilarious.
(I destroyed Earth.)
-- pollypup on 10/1/2016 6:11:12 PM with a score of 0
Good,yet,i had a very small gameplay...
-- Shamazaie on 3/25/2016 9:55:38 PM with a score of 0
Yay! I'm a superhero, and I saved the world. This game was fun. I liked it. You could have made it a little longer maybe with more to the story. Anyways, good game!
-- breezy134 on 3/24/2016 5:26:18 PM with a score of 0
I was surprised. It was actually rather funny. King of the Space Bears is just a genuinely awesome title.
-- Bucky on 2/15/2016 11:18:16 PM with a score of 0
I became the riot surviving hippie that slapped Opera and died from her crazed fans. This is really short, but in a way, hilariously funny.
-- Kace on 11/17/2015 2:19:14 AM with a score of 0
-- jamescoker1226 on 11/12/2015 10:17:18 PM with a score of 0
Murdered 100 Giant Black Bears and adopted a bearcub...
-- ShadowHunterJunior on 5/28/2015 3:20:01 AM with a score of 0
Yay! I became king of the SPacebears!
-- ShadowHunterJunior on 5/28/2015 3:17:10 AM with a score of 0
Amazing. Best game ever. I played several times. 8 cannot believe how amazing this game is.
-- best game ever on 5/21/2015 3:48:05 PM with a score of 0
No words needed. This sucked
-- gamebruh on 5/7/2015 2:25:12 PM with a score of 0
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