Kill Aman's Mustache

a Puzzle / Games by BerkaZerka

Commended by BerkaZerka on 7/28/2019 11:36:09 AM

Player Rating7.14/8

"#38 overall, #1 for 2013"
based on 115 ratings since 05/12/2013
played 9,745 times (finished 94)

Story Difficulty7/8

"wade in shark infested water"

Play Length4/8

"A well spent lunch break"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.

Do you have what it takes to survive the Wrath of Aman's Mustach of Doom?

Are you clever enough to outwit a Penguin with a mallet? Are you man enough to wear a phony mustache? Are you Anime enough to put on a Pikachu suit and head to Vegas?

Find Out Now, In: Kill Aman’s Mustache!

A horror(ble) puzzle of hairy implications with a side of lice...

Note that embedded audio requires windows media player plug-in to hear. You will likely be prompted to allow it if you don't already have it installed.
(Please don't be mean and Rate this game poorly just because it’s a worthless piece of crap. Seriously - you will totally hurt the feelings of the thirteen year old orphan schoolgirl from Korea that I hired to write this and who has very little grasp of grammar and doesn’t speak any Engrish and is dying of toenail cancer – you heartless brutes.)


Player Comments

Although I've never found this whole mustache thing funny, I must admit this was a pretty fun storygame to play through. Most of the jokes weren't really my style of humour but I did actually laugh when I found that weird dog in the kitchen.

The item descriptions were interesting, the use of sound effects and background tracks was great, and the puzzles were interesting. I can tell you put a lot of effort into this storygame and even though a lot of the jokes fell flat on me (don't get the Korean girl with toenail cancer thing for instance) it was entertaining and I could appreciate that you're probably making someone else laugh.
-- October on 7/2/2013 1:24:41 PM with a score of 8850
Clever and fun. I particularly like how you incorporate certain links to move the story forward in ways they wouldn't normally be used. Nice use of multimedia. I have a feeling I missed some secrets as I was left with a few items I didn't use. I wish I could revisit rooms, but that may very well be the point.
-- madglee on 2/2/2013 12:30:27 PM with a score of 13080
This game is the greatest random game in history. Nearly every joke can be found in the forums (except the pulp fiction ones, and a few select jokes that evolved from PM between each other), and every one has it's purpose.
Kill Aman's Mustache is a glorious joke, portraying a man's fierce melancholy from not having a glorious mustache, and wishing to destroy it. Oh, YOU (the player) may of come up with excuses, but we all know the truth. My mustache is glorious, and everyone is so blatantly jealous of it. Heck a game was made about how much BZ (BerkaZerka) wishes he had my mustache, and in desperation had to kill it. But I digress, let me return to discussing the game.

As I mentioned before, this game is the greatest random game on this site. The jokes are hilarious, and the mustaches that are shown in certain items are amaizing. Each scene has a plethora of humorous lines, and whenever you see Briar_Rose or my minions, I would suggest to press the back button. It's dangerous to see them, and you might get an early ending.

However, I have some complaints. In this game, it is possible to kill my mustache, which is complete nonesense. This game can be random, but I refuse to believe that it can be so illogical. It's crazy to think that I could be defeated. But, I understand BZ's frustration and thus I accept his game with an 8/8.

As a last note, please understand that my mustache is amaizing, and that if you do succeed, I expect to see your dedication to the mustache. My mustache is glorious, and it is truly a godly 'stache. The 'stache is forever, and it is great.

If you play this game, be warned. The mustache is eternal, and this game is incredibly difficult. Don't think you can defeat me without trying. You will fail often.
-- Aman on 1/29/2013 9:29:26 PM with a score of -21560
Oh, I finally did it!

That was strangely intense for a game that gives you practically infinite time.

Although I was not around at the time, I still enjoyed it very much.
-- PerforatedPenguin on 12/21/2020 1:05:15 PM with a score of 7440
Huh. That was pretty easy.
-- henshaw_13 on 5/28/2018 8:05:47 PM with a score of 7970
xD Beyond strange.
-- HowdyHiHello on 5/17/2018 4:38:47 AM with a score of 6750
Pretty damn good.

The abundance of in-jokes made it a little difficult to tell what was vital to beat the game and what was simply a joke. While they all went flying over my head, this game was good enough to pull me out of my readingless lull and get back into reviewing.

There was some pretty clever item and scripting use, which seems classic BZ and something I love to see in storygames, and the puzzles were genuinely pretty difficult yet made sense.

There's no point talking about the writing other than it suited the lighthearted feel I assume you were going for, because it's more of a game than a story.

All in all, thought it was cracking.
-- AzBaz on 4/26/2018 12:32:47 PM with a score of 7240
Not easy, but sure was fun.
-- Agstand on 9/5/2017 4:30:35 PM with a score of 4640
Wow, BZ! Good game! I almost beat it on the first try. Only needed one more item. Grrr. I love that if you use the revolver on the wrong page it gives the message, "You'll shot your eye out, kid!" Awww, I can't remember what movie that's from, but I love that saying lol. I don't think there is anything I can tell you that needs to be improved on. Great job, and I enjoyed it! Even if the mustache defeated me... lol. :)
-- breezy134 on 3/28/2016 3:31:29 AM with a score of -13
that was great
-- aartbastiaan on 12/30/2015 9:53:35 AM with a score of 13350
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