Your survival of the Farkian hordes, as well as numerous other horrors of the Internet have left you a little bit smug. You find yourself calling other people n00bs, and other such silly names. You create online Internet accounts with names like Mr. 1337, and pwn3r. More or less, you are becoming quite annoying in your smugness. You even start to dabble in certain online criminal acts, but little do you know that Uncle Sam and Big Brother Gonzales have their eye on you. Prepare to enter an online world unlike anything you have ever experienced before, an online prison.