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...I'd tell you, but you might spread it ;)

Hi, I'm new here. Care to be friends? :)

I can't say I have heard the joke about the butter.

Welcome to the site friend, hope you enjoy yourself here.

Welcome.

Greetings Aleatoric! Welcome to our world!

Wazzap, hombre?

... Not sure if to unzip or not... I think so, but I want to be safe...

I'll give you a guy's welcome: welcome to CYS! If you need anything, just ask! :P

The most important thing is to have fun. Enjoy your stay and remember Bush did 9/11.

Welcome, I'm willing to give you a chance as a friend. Shall I direct you to the forum game I've started?

LOL friend please join my game!

Hmm? Is the ghost mocking me or has he actually created a forum game?

Both.

Ah, I see... Well in that case, mockery is a bad example of site behavior. these are first impressions we are making.

Go on any other thread on here, and see mockery of some kind.

Yes, but these are first impressions so to the Abyss with you Zebulon!

Wait Zebulon isn't. . .

*falls into abyss*

MUAHAHAHAHA!!

*trips Mardox and shoves him into the Abyss* Whoops!

*unfurls bat wings and flies out of the Abyss* You never knew I had these did you?

*shoots holes through bat wings and watches as he falls down* Hehheh.

Hmm, lucky I can heal myself quite easily.

I don't think you have the time to heal yourself while I'm slitting your throat and wrists, and impaling your eyeballs! :D (holy fuck did I just grin at a violent post? O_e)

Actually, doing such a thing would require jumping after me and yes I could. *Shoves DerpBacon off, heals and flies away* I'm afraid I must be taking my leave of you Derpy, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

*fires Dubstepy at Mardox, leaving him weak, vulnerable, and burnt to a crisp*

*dodges Dubstepy's blast* Exactly why are you attacking me in the first place?

You threatened to send an innocent person to the Abyss! Now...

*shoves Mardox into the Abyss and seals all exits*

Two things: First: I didn't actually send him to the Abyss I just asked him impolitely to leave.

Two: You can't reach me to shove me into the Abyss because you are still falling and I am flying away.

Three: This is extremely off topic and will probably end with this thread getting deleted.

No just our little conversation being moved.

Can we just shut the fuck up now?

Yes.

Finally.

Awww, it seems I missed the chance to push Mardox into the Abyss.

Shh shh shh...

I'll send you a few people to torture...

Why the fuck am I still watching this?

Clearly, you're a caring, thoughtful, and honest individual who puts a lot of effort into what he does and is similarly mindful and attentive to the various goings-on around him.

His surroundings are as followed:

A (no, not "the") Dark Lord heals himself and flies away on bat wings, while a masculine, furry, and damn handsome black Wolf God fires CYS's Lord and Savior Dubstepy at him, and the Death God arrives soon after the scene ends.

Yeah, if you saw that in real life, you'd be on drugs.

Or a dimension very much like CYS

With an entrance to the Abyss in the middle.

In any event, who would avert their eyes at such a spectacle?

That one idiot who screams at anything abnormal.

Are you insulting @Bluefur because she can't the Eye of Sauron?

Yeah, and you find joy in scaring me, so you're no better.

You know it!

*screams* *runs* WHY?! I've already left your chatbox!

Because it's so much fun!

Hah, she ran to the Wolf God's realm, whelp! One more recruit!

You can have her! Anyone who scares that easily to the same thing over and over can't be a good minion.

Minion? Bitch please, I'll keep her in the cat army.

And the difference is?

You wouldn't call a pet a "minion" unless you have serious fantasy problems... Bluefur is a pet.

I am not!

Being a pet of the Wolf God gives you free insurance, the best food, high-speed Internet, and epic rooms.

... And protection against creepy eyes?

Yes. When Sauron is shown, one Dark Lord somewhere dies and a cookie shield is given to you.

Okay, I'm a pet. ^-^

Still alive

Your best friend, who was secretly a Dark Lord all along, has died.

Unlikely.

Very likely.

My good sir, you have no idea who my best friend even is.

I am a Dark Lord, calling someone a minion is perfectly normal, also, remember to gently scratch her behind the ears.

While she chokes you? Haha, still can't forget that War of CYS moment! You were so confident, then BAM! Dead.

While she chokes me? I thought we were talking about a pet...

Dogs kill people. Wolves are the ancestors of dogs. I am a wolf. I choked you to death once. Bluefur is a pet...

See where I'm going?

She's a fluffy blue kitten, your argument is invalid.

Pets can choke. I'm still half dragon.

Hush kitten... *gently scratches Bluefur behind the ears*

*instantly rolls, attempting to squash you* I told you not to do that, even if it's enjoyable!

*steps back and misinterprets as attempt to have stomach rubbed and rubs Bluefur's stomach* Oh, I should probably mention: Guess who's back from the dead, studying magic and has an axe to grind with you!

Gah! *scrambles away* Wait... Axe? Tulips has an axe?

Unless Princess Tullia has learned to conjure axes or fashion them out of the elements, I meant the figure of speech that means she wants vengeance.

@Bluefur

I'm not hungry enough, just had a few peasants for dinner.

You misunderstand, she wishes your doom and is acquiring the means to do so.

He speaks the truth, most reviled tatzelwurm. No longer shall I fall to you so easily. The time for my retribution is nigh!

Just remember Tullia, Bluefur cannot truly harm you in this realm.

What? That I actually occasionally pet a cat?

No! I'm staying away from the forums!

How disappointing...

Well, that's what I did for, like, five months?

Resist the temptation to lurk!

Pretty much.

That reminds me of the first time I heard about Universal Remote Controls.  I thought, "This changes everything."

Welcome!  :)

I think you guys managed to scare the new guy away.

Did we? Whoops...

Their last activity is less than 24 hours after they joined.

Ouch, are we that frightening to new-comers?

Just when you talk about throwing others into the abyss.

It's not hopeless! Aleatoric may yet return!

And bats may shoot out of my nose without the aid of magic.

I've had that happen to me on at least one occasion.

So there is still hope that he will return! 

Only time can tell.

That's normal for this site! I think...

...

Well, that certainly contributed to this thread.

You just don't understand the artistic value of that... XD

Oh, I must have mistaken that for three moldy pizzas...

Yes, I see it now.

I know... are you here to help derail this thread as I'm sure it will in a few more posts?

Awww hellllll no!

No.

Come on Derpino, embrace the derailment! Make it a part of you!

No! *throws rock out*

I've already decreased my post count!

It's not so bad! And why would post count really... well count?

I'm just asking nicely, Ford, I'm not insisting

Well then, now I am politely asking you to leave, unless you want to post some more.

Then I shall take my leave, here.

Really, Ford... really? I guess I should feel honored.