Your school has planned violence for no other reason than to have planned violence. Gg. This fight on site thing sounds pretty lame, but not as lame as the senior pranks at my school. Once upon a time, my high school was known for having, perhaps not the most creative, but definitely some mediocre to above average senior pranks. In past years, the senior classes have brought the principal's car into the commons, taped classroom furniture to the ceiling, and had a party on the roof for some reason. You know, basic senior prank stuff. But that all ended a few years ago.
One year, the senior class was extra evil, and they had a plan. They greased up three full sized pigs, then drew numbers on them: 1,2, and 4. I'm sure you know exactly where this is going, but just in case, I'll explain further. They released the greased pig labeled 1 into the third floor of the school right before passing period. Students came out of classrooms and madness ensued. Eventually, faculty was somehow able to grab the greased pig, put her in the elevator, and take her to wherever you take a greased up pig labeled 1. Everyone had a good laugh, thought the senior prank was over, and went back to class. The senior class responded by releasing the greased pig labeled 2 into the second floor of the school right before the next passing period. Madness ensued, followed by her eventually being caught and taken away to a farm or wherever you take a greased pig used for a senior prank. Then the senior class didn't release anything during the next period, causing a sigh of relief from faculty and sadness from students. But then, the next class, right before passing period, they released the greased pig labeled 4 into the upstairs level of the library building. The upstairs is classrooms and a hallway, so don't worry, no books were harmed. Classes got out and madness ensued, but this time they learned something about pigs. This pig would go up stairs, but she certainly wouldn't go down stairs and the library building has no elevator. So the faculty had to carry the greased pig down the stairs, that would've been a sight to see. But here's the thing, they caught pig 1, pig, 2, and pig 4, but where was pig 3? There was a school-wide search for the lost pig but by the end of the day, everyone just kind of gave up and figured it either never existed or it ran off before anyone saw it.
Well, the seniors involved in that prank weren't allowed to walk. Ever since, my high school has had the policy that if anyone is caught participating in a senior prank, the punishment is way too harsh for the crime. In order to not stir up trouble, senior pranks have been lame ever since. When I was a sophomore, the senior class' "senior prank" was to egg the school, but not even the school, just the ground near the front entrance. Maybe if the eggs weren't easy to walk around to get to the door or maybe if there aren't eight other entrances into the main building, it would've been almost semi-okay. Just kidding, it was the dumbest senior prank ever. Then last year, the senior prank was cancelled after they posted their plans for it all over social media so that the school could see it. But that's okay, it was lame anyway. Their plan was to climb the trees on campus. That's it. Just have as many seniors as possible climb trees and sit up there during the school day. Best senior prank ever, amirite??? Dead serious, the kids planning that got suspended for a week. They got suspended for threatening to climb trees!
This year, my class wants to have an epic senior prank, but everyone's too scared to actually have a good senior prank. However, there are rumors, whispers only (because we're not quite as stupid as the class ahead of us and wouldn't post it all over social media,) that some maniac is going to do the impossible: steal the cow. Yeah, I know, that's the dumbest thing you've ever heard, but let me explain. In the atrium at my school, there is this platform about ten feet up, right above the doorway leading to the courtyard. On this platform is a life size ceramic Cow painted vivid colors and picturing everything (insert my town name here). Still think that's the third lamest senior prank ever? Well you'd be right, but eh, the kids planning it probably won't be able to walk so that'll be interesting, to say the least. My guess is they're going to break the cow, the school's going to be pissed, and they're either going to be not allowed to graduate or they're going to have to buy and paint a new cow. Ahaha I'm looking forward to it.
Wow, I ramble a lot.
