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{I’ve gathered you here in the study to announce that one of you among us is “the killer”!}

(OR)

{Oh, brother, here we go again…}

(OR)

{It’s just a matter of time before the meds run out and ‘subject X’ goes completely apeshit!}

(OR)

{BZ sure is a suspicious old bastard.}

I fear for your life BZ. How's your wife going to react when you aren't able to use your brain, and just start drooling all over the place?! 

LOL!

But really, there is hidden meaning to this post. I'll give it a week and then point it out...

Your game is coming out soon? 

Yeah, not too much longer, but this post has nothing to do with it.

I don't know what this about but I like 3.

Lol 1 sounds like its from CLUE

Clearly Berka is a cyber-terrorist and this is his way of saying there's a bomb somewhere on CYS.

Very close, if by 'bomb' you mean...

It burns! Kill the troll!!

                      SHE's Baaaaack....

So, I've been asked about this little bout of paranoia and here's the deal –

It was in reference to my suspicion that FateGas had once again returned to the forums in the guise of yet another username.

The clues that lead me to this conclusion where the way the “new user”:
1. ‘Sounded’ a lot like the way FateGas posted when ‘she’ was in a good mood.
2. Has (as FateGas did) insisted on pointing out her excessively young “age”.
3. Had an original Avatar Pic very similar to the form FateGas used (the pic has since been changed though)
4. When Googled, the username popped up in other web profiles with more FateGas-esque Avatar Pics
5. The other web profiles also claimed to be the same young user, but one of them was set up as a ten year old boy rather than a girl.

And for anyone not familiar with FateGas, she went off her meds in a big way and totally blew up, claiming everyone on the site had raped her and posted pornographic pictures in her profile and them spammed the hell out of all the forum threads and people’s PMs.

So, when seeing all the similarities, I was sort of sitting back and waiting for the inevitable… I could be wrong of course, but where is the fun in that?

Damn shame we still don’t have an IP tracking tool on the site yet (or do we?)…

Wait, FateGas might be back? I remember the three day flame war we had. Mind PM'ing me who you think her new account is?

Oh, that's so not fair! Maybe everyone on the site DID rape her. You can't prove they didn't! Personally I'm inclined to believe her, and I think you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. 

That's something FateGas would say...

This whole FateGas thing is getting me really paranoid

It could be anybody... It could be you! It could be me! ... I really hope it's not me, that'd suck. I dun wanna go off my meds. They taste like gummy bears ^_^

That is impossible because of many factors.And it should be her responsibility to prove everyone on this site did rape her not the other way around.

My previous post was replying to Briar_Rose's first post.

Uhh... I think the moral of the story is, never put sarcasm in writing :p

The moral is only expect those with a base level of intelligence to understand it.

Oh, that's not good. I only just convinced my parents to let me on this site! If something like that happens again, I'd be banned FOREVER! (My parents are really paranoid about being online) No-one wants this site covered in pictures like THAT!

The troll doll is coming a little close...

FateGas was a troll-doll?

lol

Close as in on this thread? And you said that in reply to my post? You don't think I'M the troll, do you?!?

Haha, you said you didn't want the pics he/she posted on here cuz your parents would be mad, and I made a joke about the troll doll BZ (I think it was him) posted above

Oh cool, I was worried you saw through my clever diguise for a second there! (Jokes, it's not me, I don't know who it is.)

I'm reading the council vote of FateGas now, I tell me where the flame war is at. oh yeah whos bob

"I tell me where the flame war is at"

Do you want us to tell you where it's at, did you tell yourself where it's at, or did you find where it's at? Grammar is important, Frank.

Sorry Bo. I was interested in the council vote.

Hanging participle...

 

You have revealed my true identity Berka, now I shall come after you.

Just leave the white one at home when you do. He's creepy.

FateGas? Oh that was a fun time.

always missing the good stuff.

May I spamz ze new accounts of ze Fate?

And on top of that...

Where's Legion, I kinda miss him.

(He wasn't a really bad guy at all, other than his fails at keeping up a discussion in a civilized manner, and failing to prove his points on debates...

Pretty much like me but more mature.)

Other then the fact that you are a bad guy. :P

A tight-knit community full of notorious outlaws (FateGas), mysterious phemonema (white pages), and used-to-be members who are now only remembered by the old mainstays (Legion), their stories to be passed down to youngsters (Briar_Rose) in old whispers... Deep stuff. I'll keep tracking this, or my name's not Trish 'Scoops' Una, the one-and-a-half-years-with-varying-activity member-slash-suddenly news reporter.

^i vote Trish is new forum news writer/watcher.

Second =)

Third!

fourth

5th

7th

6th! ... I have no idea what I'm voting for, I just like counting ^_^

Twelvetyfirst! Wait, did I already vote?

8th!

Oh I missed the Porn stuff. I bailed around the time FateGas was first put on the tribunal.

CYS BUGLE, FIRST EDITION, ISSUE ONE: BerkaZerka suspects return of FateGas; possible assumed identity remains undisclosed. Dark background of new website look is putting JJJ in a state of trepidation. Dr. Lucky to invite guests, prostitute to explode. Also, Ally recommends Jitterbug!

Amy May, guest reporter for the CYS Bugle, brings you an exclusive with an INTERVIEW WITH AN EYEWITNESS

Amy2 (in no way related to Amy May): I (sob)... I don't know when it happened. (sob) All I know is, I came to the site one day (sob) to find that... that...... there was an update to the site's look posted in the news section. (sob) So I clicked on it, my heart full of hope, and then... then... (bawls eyes out) I'm sorry, it's just so hard to talk about.

Amy May: Take your time. Don't rush. Do you want a tissue?

Amy2: Thank you. (blows nose). Well, it's not that the site's new look looked bad. It was actually quite good.

Amy May: Then why are you so upset?

Amy2: Well, I (sniff) couldn't find where anything was! Everything had moved! (sob) My confidence is shattered! (burst into tears again)

Amy May: There there. It's ok. No one blames you.

After that outburst, Amy2 had to be removed from further stress. She is being held in a safe location until he confidence and mental stability return. In closing, I would like to say that I myself looked briefly at the 'new look', and have faced the same trials as Amy2. But I know that with time, both Amy2 and I will grow used to, and maybe even fond of, the new look.

^_^ good stuff, hehe.

No mention of the LC thread?

Fireplay asks Buglers, "No mention of the LC thread?" See our exclusive behind-the-scenes interview with him at eleven.