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I haven't been here for very long, and I have no Idea what all this Sage and Architect stuff is about. Where should Inlook to understand? I feel so out of the loop!!

The members are divided into 4 groups. Each group has a number of commendation points (similar to Harry Potter) and the members of the group with the highest no. of commendation points get colored usernames! They also get $1000 at the end of each year.

When did this shit roll in?

 

Not mad or anything...

They don't get $1000.

Wardens are cheap foreign work

Marauders are slaves

Sages are the working class and the largest population

Architects are rich and don't need to do anything because sages handle it.

Orders explained by me in this thread

How do you join? Are there certain qualification? Is there a good place to go for this info?

You're a Marauder.

You are randomly assigned to any one order. Orders are just a way to turn the CYS wars from mere battles between random CYStians into insane bloodsheds between CYStian orders!

Orders are automatically assigned and visible on one's About Page.

Sages are the smartest and wisest, giving them +5 superiority measures on account of being superior to the three other orders, with another point for being the most superior, and another in addition for not being an architect.

Wardens are made to protect and enforce, thus giving them legal authority and technical superiority to the lesser orders, allowing them +3 superiority measures. 2 for the other two factions they are superior to, and another for not being an architect.

Marauders are a disorganised band of misfits and barbarians, but at least they aren't Architects. +2. Sheerly not being an architect gives them one superiority measure. They also are superior to architects, giving them another point.

Architects suck, and therefore have no superiority measures.

Having a red username in the forums doubles your superiority measures. Having a bold red username quadruples your superiority. Having the biggest penis/vagina out of all the users quintuples it by the amount of trophies you have, therefore making me the most superior person on the website.

After me, of course.

Even if you augmented your freakish knotted wolf wang enough to make it larger than my own dick, you only have enough trophies to quintuple it by one, which would be 10. I already have 10 by virtue of being a red sage. Since I have the bigger dick, five trophies, and ten superiority measures, I have a total of at least 31,250 superiorities. More than you could ever dream of.

I feel enlightened 0.0

Wait, how are the Sages and the Marauders both red factions now? I thought that only went to which one was in the lead.

Mabye they were equal?

Currently the Wardens are tied with the Marauders. The Sages are WAY ahead of everyone else. (And Archs being last as usual)

Obviously the Marauders give exactly zero fucks about the rules and just decided they were going to be red as well.

Marauders just decided to be red. To match the blood of their enemies.

The enemies who they kill with their zero fucks.

It's commendations over the past 24 hours :)

Someone should write and submit an article about this.

I was wondering why people had different colors on their name.

Wait, you're still wondering or you figured it out?

If no one else will, I volunteer. But as we can't currently upload articles, I'll just send it to you or/and Will. OK?

You can! If you ignore the error and then click on the link to see your articles, then you'll find it got created. I will fix that at some point.

Okay, but I'm still sending this to you.

Please don't.

OK

This should be exciting.

It's created I think?

We won't see it until you submit it.

That will take a small while to do, not too long though.

How about now?

I don't see anything submitted. You sure you did?

Okay, took 12 hours ('cause I slept through 10), but I think it finally submitted.

In case Lance needs examples for his article, here's a Marauder: http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=kiykat2222

This is pretty much Marauders in a nutshell.

Doesn't work.

Well I can't exactly fix it, now.

Luckily I think even members of below average intelligence can figure out what the URL is supposed to look like.

I'm flattered you await my article with such dedication, it's already submitted properly, and I assume is being reviewed. Please expect my next work in collaboration with Fleshnblood_78.

Also, this is how you submit a link, or if you'd rather a more detailed example,  http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=kiykat2222 

Doesn't work for me.

Just click on "this" in the upper post, unless it's too stressful. And this is the proper example I was editing before you commented:

<a href=http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=kiykat2222> kiykat2222 </a>

I'm aware of how to make a link. It stuck a random %20 in the URL when I pasted it, and then I was edit locked before I could remove it.

Anyway, just go laugh at the fucking Warrior Cat already, jeez.

http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=kiykat2222

Does this one work

Yes it does.