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Five Nights at Freddy's?

9 years ago
Okay, so apparently, it's a big thing. I personally haven't played it yet, and I can't find an "official" site. I was wondering where I could download it...safely. I trust that you all have enough integrity to steer me in the right direction and not point me to a site that will give my computer the digital equivalent of Herpes.

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9 years ago

Depends. Do you want 1 or 2 because there is no storyline so it doesn't really matter. Heads up, 2 is harder and 1 is scarier.

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9 years ago
Actually, I heard that 2 comes before 1, but that's irrelevant. I would prefer to play the original.

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9 years ago

So you believe in those theory shenanigans...anyway,

here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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9 years ago
What?

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9 years ago

You got rickrolled

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9 years ago
Something tells me that this whole scenario would be funnier if I actually gave a fuck. But, alas, I avoid Google and its ilk to the best of my ability. So, I couldn't see what the video was. I assumed it was a link to one of Game Theory's videos.

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9 years ago

...I failed.

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9 years ago

That would be funny, but I already rickrolled someone on this site quite recently. This kind of stuff needs a long cooldown period. 

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9 years ago
I bet it would have been even funnier if you and @Swiftstryker hadn't had to explain what you had done, too.  :P

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9 years ago

Bastard...

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9 years ago

2006 called; It wants it's joke back.

EDIT: I wish that instead of Darude - Stupidstorm, people would start rickrolling again. That's way funnier, and really fun to do.

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9 years ago

Incorrect. FNAF 2 is about as scary as Alien: Isolation (fucking terrifying.) 

FNAF is pure nightmare fuel. 

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9 years ago

You think FNAF 2 is scary?... And yet you made fun of me for being scared of Zelda when I was little....

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9 years ago

LOL. FNAF 2 is  a horror game.  LoZ fear is just you being a little bitch... 

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9 years ago

Loz not purposely being a horror game makes it all the more terrifying when some (admittedly) creepy faces are plastered onto the sky.

Besides the jumps, fnaf isn't horrifying or terrorizing.  Just the suspense and...lose or win.

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9 years ago

^This. And the fact that if I'm being a little bitch, then why in the name of fuck don't I find an actual horror game scary? Even then, back when I was that age, I could romp through SH undisturbed like nobody's business. The jumpscares made me jump, of course, but that was just about it. The thing that separates comedy from horror is hideousness, place, and timing, so let me do the math for you: "N64 graphics"x"When You Least Expect it at Age 5"x"In a fun, cheerful CHILDREN'S GAME"="Scarier than a bunch of dolled-up versions of once scary jumpscare furries are ever going to be. Ever." 

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9 years ago

I call bullshit on your SH claim. 

And the thing that separates comedy from horror isn't timing; it's just hideousness and the emotional reaction it causes. I'll admit that you might get freaked out by something disturbing in a children's game, but how in the fuck are the redead scary? ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE INTO SILENT HILL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT DISTURBED. 

However, I must agree. FNAF 2 lost some of it's horror with the stupid "toy" bullshit. Exception: The Mangle. That shit be freaky, yo! 

EDIT: Lore question. Have Link and Zelda hooked up yet? 

 

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9 years ago

Of course it's timing, and of course it's not bullshit. But we've already had that little argument about Burden of Proof, haven't we? Good comedy happens when the audience most needs it, and if you do it correctly you can develop your own rythm to continue it. Good horror happens when you least expect it, and/or when you least want it. The reason that the Redead was scarier than any other SH monster is because Silent Hill says it's a horror game. Everyone insists that it's a horror game. So you expect horrendous flesh terradactyls to burst through windows, you expect rabid dogs to follow you around, you expect mutilated corpses to hang on chain link fences, and you expect evil babies to attack your man-package in the haunted schoolyard. If you expect it, it's not fucking scary anymore, it's a blood-gorged passion-play that ceases to be scary in between jump-scares and the environment simply becomes a scource of creepy-cool art, and almost humor, if you talk to yourself or your friends when playing.
 

So if a redead were in an SH game, then yeah, it wouldn't be scary at all, it would be just another zombie. But it's a redead in a children's game, that makes realistic screaming noises and can be a slow, agonizing, inescapable death to any players who don't know that they're doing. Note, that this was before I was able to go on the internet and read about the plotline, so this was, unspoiled, one of THE MOST STARK TRANSITIONS IN MY LIFE. From a beautiful, happy castle village that played cheerful music to a scene reminiscent of Dante's Fucking Inferno, with fucking naked death rape zombies. And link isn't a cute little kid anymore, he's an adult. This is the point where you, as a kid, would think that they know and are prepared for anything, but he's not. He's just as shocked as you are that forces of pure fucking evil raped this beautiful, E-rated world and turned it into the fucking ruins of Stalingrad after Satan came on it a few times. That's horror, little Bara. That's something that can leave you rattled after the jumpscare is over. Not even Mangle, not even the Alien, not even Pyramid Head can top that when you're five, and not even all the messed up animatronic bits and tongues made of Vagina Dentata and gratuitous Rape Sequences in the world, without TIMING, can top it when you're older than that.

So if you would, please, put your Internet Tough Guy Hat away and stop holding your breath for Link and Zelda to get together. Nintendo's done everything to make sure that Mario and Peach stay the It couple of nintendo, and have even gone so far as to imply that Midna is in love with Link, or imply that the two are related. (They aren't related. I refuse to accept the comics as canon.)

Jeez... Didn't know you were so passionate

9 years ago

Lol. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were so passionate about naked death rape zombies. 

But at the end of the day, horror and comedy are quite similar; and quite subjective.  I think having a debate about what's scarier than what is pointless. I realize this now. 

I'm sorry, Pengunite. *tips hat and runs the fuck out of the thread*

Jeez... Didn't know Sent was so right.

9 years ago

Well, calling me a little bitch isn't exactly a way to make me apathetic about death rape zombies.

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9 years ago

Malk, if you saw this:

When you were a kid, you'd be scared as shit. Seriously, when I was 11 I couldn't even play OOT because I was to afraid of that thing... And the redeads... *Shivers*

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9 years ago

Lol. No, if I saw this I would be scared. 

EDIT: Son of a fuck. How do I get image imbedding workin'?

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What image were you trying to put up?

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Fucked up concept art of Pyramid Head. Is there some sourcery I need to use? 

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SenPen, shit from horror can still terrify you... even if you're expecting terror. Case in point. 

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9 years ago
No.

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In 1979, that terrified the living fuck out of people. 

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Even the actors, since they had no clue what to expect when filming the first chestburster scene. What you see is pure, unadulterated, real human terror.

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A fact I personally find hilarious. That is one way to get a real response from your actors... lie your ass off about the scene.
 

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9 years ago

Just curious, what did the actors know about the scene before filming?

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9 years ago

Well, apparently, the only thing on the script said 'thing emerges.' That's it. When pressing for further details, they were only told that the thing would have teeth and move its head. They weren't allowed to see the false chest being set up (so they had no idea pig organs and shit would be flying out) and they weren't allowed to see the alien itself.

Then the effects team purposefully made the mechanism for the chest have a false start that spurted out just a liiittle blood and no alien so everyone would be forced to lean in closer to the "splash zone" ... and then they shot the actual scene.

I guess it was more of an omission of the truth and a manipulative gag than a straight up lie in this case, but lying is still not an uncommon tactic for an "authentic performance."

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I think I saw the one of the guy with no ass. You can see the flesh and everything!

 

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9 years ago

The alien isn't scary at all. I mean, sure, when I watched the first one I jumped every now and again, but it's not psychological horror like FNAF or Silent Hill, where you're scared of the monster coming for you.

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9 years ago

That's just 'cos we're accustomed to worse. 

Also, I wouldn't say Alien doesn't have a psychological element; it just doesn't have the interactive aspect that video games have. 

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9 years ago
Also, for some reason, I tend to associate 'psychological' with existential horror.

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9 years ago

In Isolation, I'd be more scared of the androids than the xenomorph.

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9 years ago

The movie is scarier. 

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I thought you said Isolation was "fucking terrifying".

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9 years ago

I did. The movie is, as well. 

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9 years ago

That is true, but again, the Alien is just initial ugliness to me. Is he a good jumpscare? Yeah, it's a damn good jumpscare. Does it keep me up at night? Aside from the rape and chestburster scene, no. It doesn't. And, unfortunately, that shit doesn't work twice.

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9 years ago

Nah, it doesn't. But neither does anything, really. Except The Ring... *shudder*

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9 years ago

The Ring? The Ring!? Okay, now you have to be fucking with me, the Ring was almost funnier than the Chucky Series... Then again, Chucky's sense of humor was a little tryhard, but still!

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See? Terror is completely subjective. (Maybe it only fucked with me because I was twelve and it was late, but still...) 

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9 years ago

Big words coming from a guy who literally said LoZ fear is just being a little bitch.

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9 years ago

Lol. I just wasn't terrified the...

fine. LoZ is a piece of pure nightmare.

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9 years ago
The sense of impending doom in MM was really intense.

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9 years ago
Hmm...debating scary movies? That's funny. Nothing compared to real life. Try getting between an eight-foot grizzly and his meal (a young bull moose that nearly runs you over trying to escape it's fate), then when you manage to get back in the boat, the outboard has been sitting in glacial run-off, so it doesn't want to start. All this and me without my rifle, only a pole that I used to pole the boat along in the shallows. Now that is scary.

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9 years ago
Woohoo, I want to go camping with you.

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9 years ago
Bears also like gravy. They try to get at it through the window of your cabin in the middle of the night. When you're still half asleep!!!

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9 years ago
Bears: Gotta Love 'Em.

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9 years ago

Will that work on mobile?

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9 years ago
Umm...unless HTML doesn't work on mobile, it should.

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9 years ago
Shouldn't you be studying?  :P

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9 years ago
I am...But, if I don't take intermittent breaks, I'll just end up staring at the same page in my textbook for two hours straight.

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9 years ago

Yeah, James!

*continues to blatantly ignore exams and goes to CYS* 

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9 years ago

The original "official" place to get it was Desura, followed by Steam.  

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9 years ago
Hmm...I'm not sure I'll be buying it any time soon, but at least I know where I can find it. Thanks and sorry for wasting everybody's time.

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9 years ago

Game Theory's video makes me want to play this myself ... but actual game play videos of it... meh.

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9 years ago

The lore and story are better than the game itself.

I do like a few of the things they do in the game though, like the "IT'S ME" flashes, garbled voices followed by the Golden Freddy suit suddenly appearing in the room.

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9 years ago

Yeah. After watching the Rooster Teeth video, I can see how it would be more fun if you have a really, really jumpy friend nearby ... but other than that... *shrug* 

Agreed, it has good elements, but from what I've seen, they don't bother to explore them.

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9 years ago

I got into the second one after JackSepticEye played it. For those that don't know, he's an insane, profane, Irish gamer. He screamed and flipped his shit a lot, so I assumed it was scary.

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9 years ago

If you watched one of the episodes of Bob and Markiplier playing Don't Starve, you could find out that Jack never sleeps, because he's always online on Skype, and Bob said that even late at night, he could send Jack a message, and he would respond seconds later... JACK IS ILLUMINATI!!!

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9 years ago

Ahh, the joys of insomnia.

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9 years ago

I wouldn't think insomnia is a joyous thing, especially considering that if you were to stay up for days, even weeks at a time, and then you finally went to sleep, you would die. How? I don't fucking know.

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9 years ago

You have to say it the Dr. Seuss way, like this:

Insomnia, it drives you mad.
Sometimes shit gets really bad.
You can't go to sleep, and you wonder why,
But when you finally sleep, you fucking die.
And that's pretty fucking sad.
Why is insomnia mad, bad, and sad? Idfk, go ask your dad.

... Why did I stay up till 11:00 to write this?...

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9 years ago

That's fucking hilarious.

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9 years ago

... Are you being serious or did you actually not know I was being sarcastic, Chris? (Also, I have insomnia.)

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9 years ago

 Is it true that insomnia can lead ordinary men to become coolheaded philosophers that create boxing clubs and blow up the world credit union?

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9 years ago

Sorry, I'm not supposed to talk about that... it's like, a rule or two or something.

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9 years ago

Kiel, look at my face, I'm a member. I TOTALLY, DEFINITELY could not have gotten these bruises from joining the perfectly legitimate MMA gym down the street.

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9 years ago

Bruises? Bruises aren't enough proof! :P Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

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9 years ago

A Freudian anal chicken.

 

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9 years ago

( ... It's a quote.)

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9 years ago

I was being anal while taking the most painful shit...sorry.

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9 years ago

You post on the forums while you're taking agonizing dumps in the bathroom? At least, I hope that's where you go when you take one. ... I'm not sure if that's sad or just disgusting, but it's definitely more information than anyone here needed. I don't require an apology, I'm just wondering what the rest of your existence must be like.

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9 years ago

I were me as the me then, I'd be...sad. (It was just dead-panning rhetoric and a very bad day.  >.>)

I mean, if you want to pretend that I am a very sad android with a painful exit hatch, sure...I guess.  To each his own...

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9 years ago

Aaaaand.... Swift makes zero sense.  What else is new?

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9 years ago

... I'm going to assume you're on something and I'm going to leave it at that. *pats Swift's head*

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9 years ago

No one can sense sarcasm through text.

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9 years ago

You can get it on amazon for $5. It's also available for iphone, android, etc., and it's exactly the same. I just played it last night for the first time.

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9 years ago

You could have gotten FNAF for $1.89 on steam a few days ago. 

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9 years ago
Well, it's too late, so why did you bring it up?

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9 years ago

Yeah, I could've been a dollar richer! cryingcryingcrying

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9 years ago
I think your math is a little off.

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9 years ago

(It's $3 on android) @jamescocker1226

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9 years ago
Oh, okay.

Edit: It's COKER, damn it. That, and editing tags into your posts doesn't work.

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9 years ago

Oh, sorry! :)

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9 years ago
It's cool, certainly not the worst thing I've ever been called.

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9 years ago

Why is it Coker? The only thing I've ever heard associating you with coke of any kind was that one time when you talked about why you don't eat pork.

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9 years ago

Probably his last name.

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9 years ago

Aren't you an observant one?

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9 years ago

Obviously he's an international drug dealer.

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9 years ago

And you're an archivist...right?

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9 years ago

No, he's obviously the gravedigger. q:

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9 years ago

He archives which body goes where.

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9 years ago
Well, my family hails from a certain region of England, named Coker, after a river whose name apparently means crooked. So, Coker means "crooked"...in a country where the "sophisticated" people have been known to fuck their cousins and kill small animals for fun.

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9 years ago

Sometimes they killed large animals for fun.

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9 years ago

I used to kill large bottles for fun...  :P

Not any more though, swore it off years ago...

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9 years ago
Milk jugs, ftw.

Edit: Oh...oh dear.

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9 years ago
"I say, I do believe that your arse would look nice stretched over a wooden frame and hung above my mantle."

"Dear me, Edgar, you want to look at that elephant's arse all day long, but you can hardly stand to see mine."

"Stay out of this, you foul shrew."

"Call me 'foul shrew' one more time and I'll tell mummy."

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9 years ago

You should use that as dialog in a story.

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Thank you. ^_^