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So...sadly, I have a "surrogate big sister" (her declaration, not mine, though it stuck), moving out of town in January (she shall certainly be missed). I've been working on a Christmas Tree Farm, slightly irritated by Florida's indecisive hot, cold, hot, cold Winter. And I've been acting the maggot as usual...What's up with y'all?

What the fuck's a surrogate big sister? Oh, and more like acting the faggot.

A girl who will gladly have sex and an incestuous bab with the men of the family just so they can get off without the actual taboo act of incest?

A friend of the family probably who has taken it upon herself to be protective and always available to listen to his problems and then explain how he's doing everything wrong.

Apparently, they met once a few years back, he forgot about it, then they met again a few months ago, which is long enough for sister-status. I'm incredibly impressed how well she friend-zoned him by referring to herself as the sister after only a few months.

Yeah I assumed that's what he meant, but thinking about it I guess it's also entirely possible to be a faggot while acting the maggot. Just gotta squirm around a corpse a little. See: my featured story.

In August Underground Mordum, there was a retarded character called Maggot who fucked his sister on a regular basis which pissed off her serial killer boyfriend.

Maggot also did a bunch of other fucked shit with the pair of them when they went on their killing sprees.

During one of these murder sessions, after he screwed the corpse of some young girl, he ended up getting so upset/excited that he rolls around on the floor and slits his own throat while the other two were arguing with each other.

So maybe that's what Endeavour was referring to. (Minus slitting his throat)

Maggot didn't actually fuck her sister, they were pretending. It's all in the alternate cut, Maggot's Cut. Also, I'm pretty sure he was actually a chick, or something, I don't know, Wikipedia says that, although I have no idea.

Ah okay, I didn't see the Maggot's Cut version of the movie.

Suddenly Love SICK seems pretty tame.

Eh, the August Underground series is like one of those you just sort of watch once to see what the fuss is about, and after you've already seen it, you probably don't bother watching it again since other than the torture porn bits, most of it is sort of dull.

Speaking of Mordum, I missed the Camera Guy. I wish they hadn't just wiped him out and never mentioned it.

Well, I'm working on a story-game and I'll need some beta-testers soon.. I'm studying.. Oh! I'm trying to beat some LoZ games but in master mode, and I'm currently trying to balance out my music life as well since I'm in many choral groups, I play the piano and the viola and I'm in a debate team. Ah, I also have to volunteer where I live so boohoo. It's not that bad, so I'm doing pretty well right now! 

I'm just trying to beat a nasty cold soon enough so I can actually concentrate on my failing entry for the December contest.

How does a maggot act by the way, other than consuming dead flesh and turning into a fly? ;)