Bacon Wars

Player Rating4.14/8

"#401 overall, #29 for 2014"
based on 161 ratings since 08/29/2014
played 1,869 times (finished 269)

Story Difficulty4/8

"march in the swamp"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.

Tags

Humor

A day of cooking Bacon becomes a lot more than expected...

Note: I clocked the time it took me to write this to see if I could do so in under the 90 minute marker, and it took exactly 76 minutes. Let that speak for itself.

Also features appearances from 4 random CYS users! Want to know who? Well, you've got to play to find out!

Player Comments

Well, it is something that this was finished in such a short time, but I’m not impressed with the uses of the English language on the first page with all the swears. Sure, I guess that’s the way you talk and all, but usually that’s just not needed in the written word. Perhaps you can find some other ways to present that information without all the additional swears. For example, swears can work as part of dialogue when you have a character who uses it all the time. That makes sense. But when it is part of the title and directed at the reader, that’s not nearly as effective.

Beyond that, well, at least there are choices in this story. There are indeed options that lead the reader off in different directions and the choices do appear to have a clear effect on the story. Beyond that, well, there’s just not all that much to this story. Most of the story seems to be focused on trying to kill police rather than actually trying to get some bacon. So sure, this was written in 76 minutes, but perhaps it would have been quite a bit better if some more time was spent on it.
-- Ogre11 on 8/4/2018 10:37:33 PM with a score of 0
kewl
-- Fermosa on 5/24/2020 5:33:45 PM with a score of 0
wtf this is so funny i love the aggresive humour
-- Fermosa on 5/24/2020 5:25:55 PM with a score of 0
good
-- SanicTNT on 5/6/2020 5:02:41 PM with a score of 0
Literal Peice Of Complete Fucking Shit
-- Thanos on 7/10/2019 10:20:21 PM with a score of 0
nice way to pass time without getting overly obssessed and wasting 12 hours!
-- Sparklebutt074 on 6/2/2019 12:23:16 PM with a score of 0
It's very good. It's funny, I can tell the Author has a great sense of humor. Being very short, it kept me clicking through the whole thing. Sometimes I just click through a bad story game to tell the Author to proofread it, but this had very few mistakes.
However, I feel like the maturity level may be low? Just by one. It's not that big a deal, though.

Also, you think you could lend me some bacon? I want it now....
-- BgirlStories on 5/4/2019 9:43:23 AM with a score of 0
This made no sense whatsoever, but it was kind of entertaining for being a "joke" game. It did make me crave bacon though....
-- ninjapitka on 1/16/2019 6:46:12 PM with a score of 0
Absolutely Awesome.
-- Anonomus on 6/17/2018 1:38:11 AM with a score of 0
Oh shit son, I killed Morgan the Owl. And then I killed some other people and run away, and I don't even know what became of my goddamn bacon.
-- Saika on 9/28/2017 4:57:07 AM with a score of 0
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