Getting lost in your thighs

Player Rating1.64/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 26 ratings since
played times (finished )

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length1/8

"Make sure not to blink"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.

this is very serious.

Player Comments

-- omgitschowhall on 6/29/2016 9:57:20 PM
Though I'm more of a sandwich man myself, I can understand the trials and tribulations of the humble bread admirer.
-- ISentinelPenguinI on 6/10/2016 7:33:17 PM
I am suddenly hungry for bread.
-- Briar_Rose on 1/25/2016 4:13:33 AM
If the character loves bread so much, how could he possibly get lost in his thighs? There would be no thigh gap to get lost between!

But... this was yet another lazy story in a storm of laziness.
-- Bucky on 1/24/2016 9:42:42 PM
This game is too short, terrible and deeply offensive. Breadophiles are a massive, peaceful community that this game just mocks. I myself am a Breadophile, and I've had a had life. My parents thought I was just a particularly skinny fat kid, cops tased me because they thought I mispronounced paedophile, and my brother killed my girlfriend just to make toast. Stop punching down on such a lovely community.

-- Steve24833 on 1/24/2016 6:13:08 PM
Briefly amusing, but emphasis on 'brief.' This is over in an eyeblink. Even as a joke game, there's just not enough content here to really even rate.

Also, people...please stop giving your own stories eight stars. It's always pretty obvious.

-- mizal on 1/24/2016 5:33:59 PM
Is this finished? I hope not. It was a short read, But it was amusing how you described the breads though. I would suggest you make it longer, and I'm sure you'll be fine. But please don't post unfinished stories anymore.

I give this a 4/8.
-- ZagHero on 1/24/2016 5:13:25 PM
You seem to know what rising action is, at least.
-- BradinDvorak on 1/24/2016 5:12:27 PM
Everyone should read this
-- casuallydoesthesplit on 1/24/2016 5:08:19 PM
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