The Seven Truth of the Seven Rainbow Path

Player Rating2.83/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 75 ratings since 03/07/2014
played 1,157 times (finished 79)

Story Difficulty3/8

"trek through the forest"

Play Length4/8

"A well spent lunch break"

Maturity Level4/8

"need to be accompanied by an adult"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG.

Tags

Humor

All about the randomness. What's your choice? When seven paths open up in front of your eyes. Which way do you choose? No worries and no anxiety, let your heart desire! Everyone can choose, your age won't hold you down! Now, let the game begin!

Player Comments

Well, was that short or what? Ended so suddenly after just one click, but I was generous and rated it a 5. So... here's spoiler to save you one click for one color. ;)

"4) Green

You chose to walk toward the emerald path. You realized that you had came to the Amazon forest. After looking around happily at the new found surroundings, you bumped into a man who turned out to be your father from whom you got separated 10 years ago by the evil Warren Buffet's unicorn.

Your father explained that what you were experiencing up until now is the disturbance in the space-time-magnetic radiation that always happens when Buffet's unicorn is pooping. You decided to let the past go and take your dad back home. Your mom was very happy to the point of tears. You and your family lived happily ever after,
Probably."
-- TestingJest on 1/14/2018 10:01:38 PM
I knew this would be hot garbage when it said "all about the randomness" on the title page. Surprise, surprise; it's AIDS.
-- Malkalack on 2/5/2017 9:10:31 PM
Was the person who wrote this on acid? I'm seriously wondering.

Some memorable lines:
- How could you not see it coming? The old "wedding couple turns into rhinos and falls on your head" trick!
- You visited one Sushi restaurant and ate some sashimi. There was a parasite in it though. The parasite then reprogrammed your brain and made you do as it wanted which was conquering the world. You became master of the world (sort of), but immediately after, died anyway though.
- As we all know, silver is the best when it comes to attracting electricity. That's why a lightingbolt struck your coin, bringing Zeus down with it in the process.

Now, I gotta go to class. I hope I won't get eaten my an anthropomorphic lollipop on the way.
-- Pyro on 12/5/2016 4:10:12 PM
Not a bad little time waster. Also, 18+ picture books. So that's a nice touch (no pun intended).
-- Mangybeard on 12/8/2015 10:23:32 PM
What? Confused I am.
-- QlhAah123 on 11/12/2015 3:41:54 AM
So.... Random...
-- Swiftstryker on 3/21/2014 3:07:53 AM
That Classic Randomness just spawn from nowhere! x)
-- RabbitSeason on 3/9/2014 10:01:08 AM
Love the ending to the orange path! :P
-- EarthCollision on 3/7/2014 1:34:59 PM
I was surprised to find that this does have a few longer paths if you look hard enough.
-- BerkaZerka on 3/7/2014 11:27:12 AM
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