Waiting for the (Trump) Train

Player Rating3.74/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 41 ratings since 11/22/2017
played 156 times (finished 38)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level4/8

"need to be accompanied by an adult"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG.

Alternate title: WIBN Parodies Annoying Stuff

TRIGGER WARNING: If you personally know Trump, have ever heard of Trump, know anybody who knows Trump, know anybody who has ever heard of Trump, or has political beliefs of any kind, please do not play.

None of your choices have any effect. If you do see a choice having an effect, then you must be clearly wrong. Heck, it isn't like this is a site where you can choose your own story or anything.

The story is told though you own choices. Don't argue with me. Your choices have no meaning, but the entire storygame is told through your choices.

Also, please do not comment or rate my storygame. I published it not to improve my abilities as a writer. My feelings will be hurt if you even think about commenting especially if your comments are not nice. Also, men cannot comment because sexism or something.

Player Comments

Pretty good. Nice metaphor.
-- Comply on 12/14/2017 7:42:26 PM with a score of 0
... ?
what?
... THIS IS MADDNESS!
very strang and confusing @weirdness.stupiditlyentertaining
-- ohh? on 12/7/2017 2:35:54 AM with a score of 0
Funny little story to help kill 5 minutes of time. 6/8
-- Sharkworld78 on 11/29/2017 3:21:57 PM with a score of 123
Hahaha ok so I guess the Orange train is Trump and the pale one was Hillary? Well the beginning was kinda funny. You might have a hidden skill in comedy writing.
-- Crystal_Inferno on 11/28/2017 8:49:21 AM with a score of 0
all I can say is..... You wasted your opportunity.
-- BigRonn77 on 11/27/2017 3:41:53 PM with a score of 0
Damn it.... not.... Nothern Ireland
-- corgi213 on 11/26/2017 2:56:50 PM with a score of 123
Mad, Mad, Mad, oh and then when I thought I would survive the (Trump) train...I loved it so much, absolutely mad!!!
-- Paul on 11/26/2017 12:34:48 AM with a score of 0
This is hilarious.
"Whatever Steve is"
"Northern Ireland"
xD

I had no idea what was happening, but it was great.
Now I'm in a jovial mood, and I don't know why. :D
-- Crescentstar on 11/25/2017 2:42:21 PM with a score of 123
Nice, clean story. Straightforward, without any further meaning than just entertaining the reader. I did notice that you missed some rather obvious gender/species/sexuality choices, but I think the overall choicyness of your story was quite nice.

Also, as a European, my professional European opinion is indeed that Ireland (both north and south) is definitely worse than pretty much any other place on Earth.
-- Romulus on 11/24/2017 6:32:47 PM with a score of 0
I was confused by the choice to go with Ireland too. Or rather why specifically Northern. Both sides of Ireland are exactly the same, everyone knows that. (It's a lot like Asian cultures.)
-- mizal on 11/22/2017 8:39:38 AM with a score of 0
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