It'll be interesting to watch if this actually escalates to a poetry duel (especially if the main focus is on humour rather than rhyme schemes or meter).
Based enter making this faggot seethe.
"actually good poem you wrote"
Ha, take that, Enterpride! Thanks, Soy_No_More! You certainly get all the inspiration credit.
(Just kidding about the first part btw, all the poems in this thread were great, whether for comedic purposes, entertainment, inspiration, or a combination of several factors. And impeccable rhyme scheme lol).
Now, I've got to focus on my Halloween story's walkthrough. I've delayed it for too long.
Looking at these larpers yelling at a wall
Cystians resisted laughing at this foolish brawl
Enterpride, a knight of much renown,
Had relapsed again, became the wanker of the town.
Soy no more, a motherfucker, literally
Had repaved the road of true degeneracy with a motherly bigamy.
Each of them, useless cucks of little moral worth,
Couldn't even make the words go rhyming, alas
Please release their bodies to the sky and out of earth
For a iambic meter might be too hard for them to grasp.
Enterpride confirmed to have a Tommy Wiseau accent
Petals thrown in windswept waltzes,
Spring’s silver sheen atop their heads.
When Joy’s merriment begins to exalt us,
The luminous feeling spreads and spreads.
Dazzling rays slice through the darkness,
Sun-lit sands, they shimmer and shine.
Summer's warmth invokes a kindness,
And it quells the night by its design.
Orange-streaked leaves in rhythmic patterns,
Glide gracefully across the chilly altitude.
Autumn breathes life into the hidden,
We’re stranded in the silence of sweet solitude.
Withered corpses lay on snowy-white landscapes,
As beauty exists amidst the cruel carnage.
A tranquil flurry of ethereal, feathery shapes,
Descends to obscure Winter’s cold rage.