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So I've come up with another idea for a terrible song. (Still haven't finished the last one, but I'm working on it.) The song is called "I Don't Give a Fuck" and throughout the song, the character gives a list of all of the many other things he doesn't give. Some ideas for things the guy doesn't give are:

A Shit
A Crap
A Damn
A Toss
A Hoot
A Fig
A Rat's Ass
A Monkey's
A Tinker's Cuss

Those are all the things I can think of the a person could not give, but most of them are extremely dated and very British. I'm wondering if some of my American friends might have some more colourful examples of things that they don't give. ^_^

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No. Bad Gower. No cookie for you.

I don't give Avery the answers she wants even when I know what she wants, just to be difficult?

Great suggestion. I will add that to my song. ^_^

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a flying fuck, thats all i can think of. A darn? (maybe thats too similar to damn). A piss in the wind is a good one aswell. 

That's actually a good suggestion, a lot of things people don't give can be upgraded to flying versions of themselves. I've heard "Flying fuck" "Flying fig" and "Flying monkey's" before.

And I've never heard piss in the wind before! Thanks for that! ^_^

I've heard some middle aged guys say "I don't give a tinker's," but I have no idea what that actually means.

they sound so wholesome. I cant imagine a guy who says "i dont give a tinkers" being a mean spirited person lol

I feel like anyone who uses unusual swears comes across as at least somewhat wholesome. Even phrases that don't really work, like "I don't give a bitch" or something, are pretty fun to say/hear.

While looking it up, I've found "Tinker's Cuss", "Tinker's Fig" and "Tinker's Damn". I guess they could all be abbriviated to just "Tinker's"

A Midnight Piss

A Backalley Abortion

A Crab Infested Cunt Hair

A Doomweaver's Dick

A Porn Fairy's Patootie

"Midnight Piss" sounds genuine. The rest all sound like ones you personally made up.

Either way I love them, and will now be on the look out for any excuse to say, "I don't give a backalley abortion". ^_^

Not sure if you still need any but I heard this one today: "wouldn't give the northern end of a southbound rat."